The Arkham Advisor
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I've got 99 problems, and red balloons are all of them
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I've got 99 problems, and red balloons are all of them
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We are so back
September 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We are so back
Sometimes you just gotta smash your bong with a rock, ya know
September 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sometimes you just gotta smash your bong with a rock, ya know
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The Arkham Advisor's cutting edge of news is delivered by our ace field team! Rex Murphy (reporting) and Darrell Simmons (photography) meet the news where it happens: on the streets of our city.
May 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Arkham Advisor's cutting edge of news is delivered by our ace field team! Rex Murphy (reporting) and Darrell Simmons (photography) meet the news where it happens: on the streets of our city.
It's my guy! Darrell Simmons, the photographer
May 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's my guy! Darrell Simmons, the photographer
I love meta-mechanics in games. Like, when a game takes elements intrinsic to video gaming and makes them important parts of its gameplay.
March 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I love meta-mechanics in games. Like, when a game takes elements intrinsic to video gaming and makes them important parts of its gameplay.
If I had a time machine, I'd go back and meet the Hypothetical Ancestral Mollusc
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If I had a time machine, I'd go back and meet the Hypothetical Ancestral Mollusc
My favorite conspiracy theory is that JFK wasn't murdered, his head just did that
March 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My favorite conspiracy theory is that JFK wasn't murdered, his head just did that
The prologue for my new Isekai "Damn, I Got Reincarnated in Another World, but the Food is Good Here, so I Think I'll Stay" is almost done
March 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The prologue for my new Isekai "Damn, I Got Reincarnated in Another World, but the Food is Good Here, so I Think I'll Stay" is almost done
I have no idea what defines disco as a genre, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask
March 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have no idea what defines disco as a genre, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask
All Scarcity is Artificial
February 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
All Scarcity is Artificial
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A new play has opened in Arkham, written by a talented new playwright. Its innocuous first act belies the fascinating truth at its core. Let's hope the investigators have rehearsed when its second act bleeds into the streets of Arkham. Come, enjoy a night of theatre with The King in Yellow.
February 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
A new play has opened in Arkham, written by a talented new playwright. Its innocuous first act belies the fascinating truth at its core. Let's hope the investigators have rehearsed when its second act bleeds into the streets of Arkham. Come, enjoy a night of theatre with The King in Yellow.
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Remember to write things down! All the OC lore in your head might scatter out of you like Sonic rings if you take damage.
January 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Remember to write things down! All the OC lore in your head might scatter out of you like Sonic rings if you take damage.
My brain is so stuck on board and card games that I forgot the word "discard" is just... a word. My brain went, "Can you 'discard' a die? A die isn't a card." Totally forgetting that discard is just a word that means to throw anything away
January 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My brain is so stuck on board and card games that I forgot the word "discard" is just... a word. My brain went, "Can you 'discard' a die? A die isn't a card." Totally forgetting that discard is just a word that means to throw anything away
Oh heck, I know what story I'm going to tell for the first Arkham Horror campaign that I write myself
January 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh heck, I know what story I'm going to tell for the first Arkham Horror campaign that I write myself
The song Dune Buggy by the Presidents was inspired by a childhood memory where lead singer Chris Ballew found a toy car with a dead spider in the driver's seat
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The song Dune Buggy by the Presidents was inspired by a childhood memory where lead singer Chris Ballew found a toy car with a dead spider in the driver's seat
In my villain era (playing Hogwarts Legacy as a Slytherin and being kind of a dick to the NPCs)
January 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In my villain era (playing Hogwarts Legacy as a Slytherin and being kind of a dick to the NPCs)
Are you telling me a ginger bred this man?
December 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Are you telling me a ginger bred this man?
The fact that my personal folder is half character creation sheets, half career advancement guides really sums up my life right now
December 22, 2024 at 3:40 AM
The fact that my personal folder is half character creation sheets, half career advancement guides really sums up my life right now
An Arkham Horror Roleplaying game? Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into
December 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
An Arkham Horror Roleplaying game? Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into