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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Childish Millennial | Outsider Left | Problematic pop culture vulture with an average set of internet fingers. Stoniest of stoners. Megan Thee Stallion Defense Squad. Kamala shooter. Kim Line-biased ARMY. DNI πŸ”ž-21. Black women are the superior species.
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 5
ABOUT ME before you bother:
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
πŸ’œI’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆhomoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
πŸ”΅ Outsider Left
πŸ‡°πŸ‡·πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ίkpop hobbyist

ASK ME ANYTHING!

*Will evolve and amend as needed
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jul 3
Feeling disheartened by the Black men defending Diddy. I’m literally so disgusted.
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πŸƒK.R.E.A.M.πŸƒ @kash2dawizzle.bsky.social Β· Jun 16
racism
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14. What shaped your political beliefs?
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jun 7
Them: Tell me your unpopular opinion.
Me: No, I don’t think so. I’ll get canceled.
Them: This is a safe space. We listen and we don’t judgec I swear. Speak your truth.
Me: <my unpopular opinion>
Them: *rapid blinking*
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Me: You asked πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jun 7
Pride is hard to celebrate when it has devolved to shakin’ ass, poppin’ bussy, and drag when we ignore how and why Pride came to be in the first place.

People were murdered and hate-crimed back in the day for you to suck dick and shimmy your tiddies at noon on a Sunday in 2025?

Ion like it.
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jun 2
I will NEVER see Saquon the same, bro. Dig him as a chess piece, but it’s gonna be hard to root for. MAGA, Christian money scheme hustling, and the shamelessness is too much. πŸ—‘οΈ 🐼

It’s King Jalen and the Kings of Wide Receivers and Kings of Defense (-BG) ONLY in my house .
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jun 2
I love men like this frfr
marzzipan.bsky.social Marz πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ήβœ¨οΈ @marzzipan.bsky.social Β· Jun 1
This will always be one of the most satisfying moments from this series 😁
RIP Nelsan Ellis
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jun 2
I see your β€œcrotch fruit” and raise you a β€œfuck trophy.”
jazzybean.bsky.social spooky jas πŸ‘»πŸŽ€ @jazzybean.bsky.social Β· Jun 2
As an owner of crotch fruit lemme tell ya πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Jun 1
Just heard a woman being loudly threatened in a public space with β€œgirldick” for not having Pride flags with the trans/black/brown colors on it. A trans Karen, if you will.

How’s y’all Pride going? 😬 πŸ˜’
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 30
What is going on with India’s men jfc
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 27
It might just me, but has FElon Musk completely disappeared? He was everywhere all the time all at once on the newsfeed and he’s MIA. Did he get deported???
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 15
I hate it for the both of us.
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 14
The call out???? 😭
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 14
I just got banned from Eagles Reddit for talking shit about Saquon 🀣
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 14
I just got banned by Eagles Reddit for trashing Saquon lol
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 10
Was accidentally pulling from a sleepytime vape and forgot I have a notary coming over for me to sign very important documents πŸ‘€ 😴 #stonersky
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· May 5
ABOUT ME before you bother:
✊🏾BLACK
🌿🌬️stoner
πŸ’œI’m not a regular ARMY, I’m a cool ARMY.
πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆhomoromantic bisexual (don’t call me queer)
πŸ”΅ Outsider Left
πŸ‡°πŸ‡·πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ίkpop hobbyist

ASK ME ANYTHING!

*Will evolve and amend as needed
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Apr 25
I remember finishing it, but I honestly didn’t realize how over the top insanely bad the acting is. The stories are ridiculous and everyone’s a horrible person 😭
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Apr 24
Joe Morton on Scandal is AWFUL OMG HOW DID WE WATCH THIS WTF
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Apr 8
Why are barbz so ready to shoot at everyone and everything over a butterfly farting?
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Apr 7
And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends
'Cause it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin', jumpin'
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Mar 31
I prefer bongs personally. They’re a pain in the ass, but it’s my favorite method of flight.
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Mar 31
Even if I don’t, I’m grown. I can do what I want! (Behind her back 😬)

What’s your method of imbibing? Do you have a favorite strain?
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Mar 31
What’s your Steam handle? Wanna be friends? 😊
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Mar 31
I have a vape so hopefully I’ll slide and she won’t notice. I just have to act normal which is difficult for me πŸ˜†
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ArmyHottie βœŠπŸΎπŸŒΏπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’œπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @armyhottie.bsky.social Β· Mar 31
I don’t know what this is about, but yes. This. All of it.
hawt-tamalee.bsky.social Fairy SkeetMuva ✨ @hawt-tamalee.bsky.social · Mar 31
Moral of the story, Girl, fuck you. Lmaoooo people have been policing women and black women especially for wayyyyyy too long. There's always something wrong with what we are doing, saying, wearing, whatever ! Shut tf up! Disrespectfully πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
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