joyce carol oates is wrong because reading shirley jacksons collected short stories is the third most life-changing thing that’s ever happened to me. the secondmost was my pet hens getting mauled by wild rats. the first was getting fucked in the-

“and now for my next trick, im going to say something dark woke” [the most pathetic sentence you’ve ever heard]

the live one and the dead one, duh

did it again award

critical support to Dylan Blåhaj

writing a movie about using social media in the 2020s that ends with a static wide of the protagonist vomiting for 25 minutes

i think it’s awesome that “holding people accountable” didn’t work and now no one can be held responsible for getting basic facts wrong and no one knows how to apologize. i love living in the american century of humiliation

my white trans girl friends are wonderful and beautiful and valid and i love white trans girl musicians but there are a couple in both categories for whom i have associated with this image

The Lying News Media is at it again, folks

i love spelling it like it’s pronounced it’s so funny

THIS JUST IN: former annual spelling bee runner-up has no idea how to spell “affadavit”

shorter the better

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

look at my disgusting fat daughter everyone 🥰

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

i think women experiencing more joy is always a newsworthy event

i only know Van Halen’s Panama because of family guy and its stuck in my head anyways fuck my stupid chud life

ignore the ai results i do and the first entry hit me like a splash of cold water

i love being alive

would love to know if my nervous tic of explaining the purpose of my actions is caused by autism or cptsd from being grossly misunderstood

just swallowed a bay leaf #yep #IPuked

Masochistic Wife Unethical Training 17

ive got some problems with the neatness of it and it feels a little barebones but how do we feel about