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🦨 Actual real-life skunk | 🎵 Kind-of musician | Splatoon enthusiast | 24, they/them | pfp: @alextwt.bsky.social

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ash @asheevee.bsky.social · Dec 26
quick pinned skeet for people who randomly come across my profile:

if you're following over 1000 people and we don't share any mutuals, i'm blocking you
it just makes me uncomfortable, there are way too many people on this platform that have few to no posts and just randomly follow people
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ink-95.bsky.social
🦑Ink»95 is looking for a +1 for the LUTI season!
If you're interested, DM us or contact @Deffynite on discord.
See more info below! ⤵️ (p.s. recruitment is not limited to femboys)
#Splatoon3 #Splatoon #SPLUTI #compsplatoon
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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diam.bsky.social
Flow Aura State write-up (alt text in images) #Splatoon3
Flow Aura State requires you to reach 100 points to activate. In this, I will be referring to these points as flow points for ease of reading. Here is a list of things that can give you points. - Painting 10p grants you 0.8 flow points (0.6 flow points in Ranked modes) - Kills grant 23 flow points, up until 75 points in which it will grant 15. - Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 75 flow points or higher.). This can repeat (eg. getting 3 kills in a row will apply this on your 2nd and 3rd kill). - Killing someone with Flow Aura grants an extra 10 flow points. - Getting the first kill of the lobby grants an extra 10 flow points. - You or your team causing a Wipeout grants 10 flow points (stacks with kill). - Getting an assist grants 4 flow points. - If the assist is through a damaging method specifically, this increases to 14 flow points instead. - Dying causes you to lose 5 flow points. - If your death is by a stage hazard, this increases to 10 flow points lost. While you can reach 100 points without getting kills, Flow Aura State will not activate until you get a kill. Your flow points decrease by 0.2 every second. If you have gone 5 seconds without gaining any flow points, this increases to 3.3 flow points lost per second. Once you have Flow Aura State, it lasts for 30 seconds. Any further kill or assist adds 10 seconds to this timer, but it caps out at 30 seconds total. Flow Aura State grants 30 AP (aka 3 mains) of Intensify Action, Run Speed Up, Swim Speed Up, and Ink Resistance Up. This cannot go beyond the usual cap of 57 AP. Notably, some parameters differ in Tricolor Turf War. Below, I've bolded any values that have changed compared to normal. (I am not sure how to denote this in alt text, my apologies.) Attackers require 90 flow points to activate Flow Aura State. Kills grant 23 points, up until 65 points in which it will grant 15. Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 65 flow points or higher.) Defenders require 110 flow points to activate Flow Aura State. Kills grant 23 points, up until 85 points in which it will grant 15. Getting another kill within 5 seconds of your last kill increases this to 43 (this changes to 35 when at 85 flow points or higher.) Another thing to note, there are parameters for many ranked objectives that are set to 0, essentially making them go unused. I will note them below, as they could be considered in a future patch. Painting a Splat Zone. Breaking the enemy Clam Basket Barrier. Depositing Clams into the enemy Basket. Gaining points with the Rainmaker. Breaking a checkpoint in Rainmaker. Gaining points on the Tower. Breaking a checkpoint on the Tower. Trying for the Ultra Signal in Tricolor Turf War. Obtaining the Ultra Signal in Tricolor Turf War.
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
asheevee.bsky.social
theme for a desert level
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
asheevee.bsky.social
wait actually what the fuck how does this get past qa
revlushaun.bsky.social shaun @revlushaun.bsky.social · 2d
#compsplatoon clip from laiturngame on x: the aura ink is client side only meaning it won't show on other screens and can't cap zone
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
asheevee.bsky.social
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 3 tries!

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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

rng choose a weapon that doesn't give 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 when guessing Glitterz L-3 challenge (impossible)
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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acing.bsky.social
Doc ver: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

This one has all mistakes fixed. if any other mistakes pop up, please let me know and ill correct it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
asheevee.bsky.social
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 3 tries!

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🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴
🔴🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

had me thinking for a second it was the same answer 2 days in a row
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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cryptidcade.bsky.social
💖Conversation Heart YCH💖

❤️$15 USD ea.
🧡Customizable Expression
💛Customizable Sayings On The Heart
💚Customizable Heart Color
💙Human(oid) + Anthro Accepted
💜Will Be Done Before Feb. 14th

DM/Comment to claim, or order through my VGen (🔗🔽)

#Valentinesday #Vgencommission #Vgen #OCsky #Artsky
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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acing.bsky.social
FULL WEAPON HITBOX CHANGE LIST THREAD (WIP)

10.1.0 -> 11.0.0

from leanny.github.io/splat3/param...

The numbers will be the "attack collission radii" and shows the difference between each shots hitbox size in distance units.

All collission with stage terrain remains the same as 10.1.0.
Splatoon 3 - Parameter Database
leanny.github.io
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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dropout.tv
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
asheevee.bsky.social
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 2 tries!

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🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

shoutouts to math and data analysis for getting me this one so quickly

btw the objective best starting guess is Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose, eliminates the most possible answers
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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ju5t-champ.bsky.social
things to know abt aura in splatoon:

* kills need to be in a short time period
* it lasts after death
* buff to AP is basically OG, so they made OG/cooler a mechanic u can just gain at will
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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pikadave465.bsky.social
Dynamo's buffed alright
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
asheevee.bsky.social
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 5 tries!

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🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🟢
🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

i feel like having another metric besides "range" which is on a scale rather than only a yes/no would be good for this game-- points for special/special depletion could work
Sneaky's Portfolio Website
Explore Sneaky's work across coding, music, and video content creation. Or just play splatdle you do you.
www.sneakyofficial.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
asheevee.bsky.social
every time
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
asheevee.bsky.social
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 4 tries!

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🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢
🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

ok that was diabolical
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
asheevee.bsky.social
god every day i wake up and something else even more disgusting than the last has happened
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
asheevee.bsky.social
oh how wrong i was indeed
i honestly don't understand some of these decisions-- they went out of their way to make sure every art rare had their base card included in the main set but didn't do the same for the SIRs, except for gengar?
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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gawdz0rz.bsky.social
still one of my favorite tweets
Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself." Oct 12, 2019
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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adef.bsky.social
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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vincentledvina.bsky.social
MUST READ thread before Monday night's forecasted G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm. Auroras could be seen as far south as the U.S.-Mexico border at times. Widespread mid-latitude displays are possible. Here's what you need to know to have a successful aurora chase tonight! 🧵

#heliophysics #aurora
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
asheevee.bsky.social
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screenshot of a draft bluesky post, 235 characters over the limit. it reads: back in my day, in order to do palace skip, you had to recite the entirety of the forbidden tome of knowledge in pig latin interspersed with the digits of pi, reawaken the ancient dark lord of the abyss, and summon the eldritch god of hellfire, all while hopping on one leg, patting your head, and rubbing your stomach, but it only worked if it was an exact multiple of 2 minutes and 57 seconds since they hit the second tower and it wasn't currently raining in seattle, otherwise you'd brick your save and have to reset the entire run
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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metroink.bsky.social
🩷🌆Hey NYC, are you in the valentine spirit?

Take a look at our exclusive poster for Big Dapple 9 made by the always talented @/staredecisis.bsky.social

Posters will be available at the venue for $15, and in typical LAN tradition you can have yours signed by the community!
January 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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hard-drive.net
Experts Warn America Will Need Restart Before Any Potential Updates Can Take Effect hard-drive.net/experts-warn...
Experts Warn America Will Need Restart Before Any Potential Updates Can Take Effect
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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helix.midwestspeedfest.com
in less than 24 hours, we've received 89 volunteer applications and 179 run submissions.

i don't think i've ever seen this much interest in and support for any speedrun event in such a short time. i had a feeling the response to this would be big, but my expectations were still broken.
helix.midwestspeedfest.com 🏳️‍⚧️ Helix @helix.midwestspeedfest.com · 16d
Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.

Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...

Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...

Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM