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asheevee.bsky.social
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@asheevee.bsky.social
🦨 Actual real-life skunk | 🎵 Kind-of musician | Splatoon enthusiast | 24, they/them | pfp: @alextwt.bsky.social

soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/asheevee
Pinned
quick pinned skeet for people who randomly come across my profile:

if you're following over 1000 people and we don't share any mutuals, i'm blocking you
it just makes me uncomfortable, there are way too many people on this platform that have few to no posts and just randomly follow people
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🦑Ink»95 is looking for a +1 for the LUTI season!
If you're interested, DM us or contact @Deffynite on discord.
See more info below! ⤵️ (p.s. recruitment is not limited to femboys)
#Splatoon3 #Splatoon #SPLUTI #compsplatoon
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Flow Aura State write-up (alt text in images) #Splatoon3
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
theme for a desert level
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
wait actually what the fuck how does this get past qa
#compsplatoon clip from laiturngame on x: the aura ink is client side only meaning it won't show on other screens and can't cap zone
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 3 tries!

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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

rng choose a weapon that doesn't give 🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 when guessing Glitterz L-3 challenge (impossible)
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Doc ver: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

This one has all mistakes fixed. if any other mistakes pop up, please let me know and ill correct it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 3 tries!

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🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴
🔴🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

had me thinking for a second it was the same answer 2 days in a row
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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💖Conversation Heart YCH💖

❤️$15 USD ea.
🧡Customizable Expression
💛Customizable Sayings On The Heart
💚Customizable Heart Color
💙Human(oid) + Anthro Accepted
💜Will Be Done Before Feb. 14th

DM/Comment to claim, or order through my VGen (🔗🔽)

#Valentinesday #Vgencommission #Vgen #OCsky #Artsky
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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FULL WEAPON HITBOX CHANGE LIST THREAD (WIP)

10.1.0 -> 11.0.0

from leanny.github.io/splat3/param...

The numbers will be the "attack collission radii" and shows the difference between each shots hitbox size in distance units.

All collission with stage terrain remains the same as 10.1.0.
Splatoon 3 - Parameter Database
leanny.github.io
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 2 tries!

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🔴🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

shoutouts to math and data analysis for getting me this one so quickly

btw the objective best starting guess is Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose, eliminates the most possible answers
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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things to know abt aura in splatoon:

* kills need to be in a short time period
* it lasts after death
* buff to AP is basically OG, so they made OG/cooler a mechanic u can just gain at will
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Dynamo's buffed alright
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 5 tries!

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🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🟢
🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴🟢
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

i feel like having another metric besides "range" which is on a scale rather than only a yes/no would be good for this game-- points for special/special depletion could work
Sneaky's Portfolio Website
Explore Sneaky's work across coding, music, and video content creation. Or just play splatdle you do you.
www.sneakyofficial.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:49 PM
every time
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙
Guessed in 4 tries!

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🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢
🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢
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Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

ok that was diabolical
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
god every day i wake up and something else even more disgusting than the last has happened
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
oh how wrong i was indeed
i honestly don't understand some of these decisions-- they went out of their way to make sure every art rare had their base card included in the main set but didn't do the same for the SIRs, except for gengar?
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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still one of my favorite tweets
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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MUST READ thread before Monday night's forecasted G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm. Auroras could be seen as far south as the U.S.-Mexico border at times. Widespread mid-latitude displays are possible. Here's what you need to know to have a successful aurora chase tonight! 🧵

#heliophysics #aurora
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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🩷🌆Hey NYC, are you in the valentine spirit?

Take a look at our exclusive poster for Big Dapple 9 made by the always talented @/staredecisis.bsky.social

Posters will be available at the venue for $15, and in typical LAN tradition you can have yours signed by the community!
January 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Experts Warn America Will Need Restart Before Any Potential Updates Can Take Effect hard-drive.net/experts-warn...
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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in less than 24 hours, we've received 89 volunteer applications and 179 run submissions.

i don't think i've ever seen this much interest in and support for any speedrun event in such a short time. i had a feeling the response to this would be big, but my expectations were still broken.
Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.

Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...

Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...

Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM