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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 12h

The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 13h

Exploring at our library today.
J has found the free library and is reading all the books to G. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 1d

This man is the best.

Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 1d

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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 2d

108 and 109….I’m getting worse at remembering

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 1d

Anxiety & energy would be mine 🤣 classic. Just like every single other day

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Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 2d

These protests are the first opportunity for y’all to show me you’re still in the fight. Clean slate. I’m watching though.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 2d

“FART, DOODIE, BOOGER” scream laugh.
Back to dinosaurs

a black and white photo of a woman with a caption that says " when you realize "

ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with a caption that says " when you realize "

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 2d

Everything will be totally fine and calm and chill and then one of us says “this is doodie” or just something throw away and J starts scream laughing for 30 minutes and yellling “fart” 🤣🤣🤣

BOY LIFE IS WILD

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 3d

Let’s go. 👏🏼

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 4d

Our rights are being diminished by the hour.

Racism increasing by the minute.

Out of control thugs posing as the “law” running rampant.

Visible panty lines just don’t seem like a huge deal at the moment.

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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 4d

Y’all know what just doesn’t seem to make sense to me anymore?

Thong underwear.

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 3d

Now I’m crying bc of how to train your dragon. HE WRAPPED HICCUP UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME. WHAT A GOOD BOY

The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 3d

The amount of times Sam has to finish a children’s book for me (as I’m reading to the boys not solo lmfao) bc i cannot stop crying is a problem. 💀

These books and their sentimental messages. 🤣

Weird Al just made me cry! What is this 💀

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 3d

The amount of times Sam has to finish a children’s book for me (as I’m reading to the boys not solo lmfao) bc i cannot stop crying is a problem. 💀

These books and their sentimental messages. 🤣

Weird Al just made me cry! What is this 💀

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 3d

Idk why yall have to make me feel ugly right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mofo Hixon @joshwaynebobbit.bsky.social · 3d

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEARLY 12,000 PEOPLE WHO BRAVED THE 'WAR RAVAGED' STREETS OF PORTLAND, OREGON TO RUN IN YESTERDAY'S MARATHON.

THE RESISTANCE

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 3d

The boys are playing lions. So one is mufasa and one is simba… or so I thought. I say “great job, mufasa!”
G turns to me so fast and says “that’s not mufasa, mommy. That’s the Lion king.”

💀💀

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

🤣🤣

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the_dude @lebowski76.bsky.social · 4d

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Capt. Silky @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 4d

"If you get yo ass home in time and shove that 🍆 in my face I'll bring you a Stanley/Pendleton thermos"

Spicy Zupe Gawd @samthesoupgod.bsky.social · 4d

This woman just surprised me with a Stanley/Pendleton collab thermos

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

Whoa! This is 4 months after I first dm-ed him and 4 days before I invited him to my house for the first time! Been pretty much inseparable since.

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

Me too.

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

100%
We tell the boys they are princes and will be kings like daddy one day.

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AE @aelee43.bsky.social · 4d

Gentlemen, WE are the prize.
Be it.
Embrace it.

The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

Again, ladies. Shoot your shot. DM them. Get you an older man. You’re welcome.

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

Again, ladies. Shoot your shot. DM them. Get you an older man. You’re welcome.

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The Life of an Ashhole @ashholesmith.bsky.social · 4d

I’d say so.

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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 4d

"Black people are tired. Not metaphorically tired—actually tired. The kind of tired that turns every group chat into a mix of gallows humor and emotional triage."

I write about white ignorance and how exhausting it is to hear white ppl insist "this isn't who we are, when it's ALWAYS who we've been.

White People’s Performative Ignorance Is Exhausting—Opinion

Disbelief over authoritarianism in America isn’t a cutesy personality trait. It’s a confession: You haven’t been paying attention.

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