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ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫!

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ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · Sep 11

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. 𝓒⁰͟⁰͟L𝓚i𝐃𝐃 @coolm3ch.bsky.social · 8d

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⠀𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬 WANTS 𝟐
⠀𝓒𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀 THE 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃.
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ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 9d

// gonna have to find new art considering this but the redesign lowk fire

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"GOOD! I DO TOO!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"EXACTLY! AND I DON'T SUCK!

ALSO, ACTUALLY, ASPX IS VERY DARK. NOW THAT I REMEMBER HIM. SAY HI ASPX!"

Aspx waves from the distance.

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"HAVE YOU EVER MET A DARK, SAD CLOWN?"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"YOU FORGOT TO SAY 'BAKA' AT THE END OF THAT!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...did you?"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 16d

HEY!!!!!

ST0P LYIN' T0 THE MASSES, I KEEP THE HIGHEST 0F SECURITY UP AT ALL TIMES!!!

IT'S N0T LIKE I WANT Y0U T0 C0ME THR0UGH THAT D00R 0R ANYTHING

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"I DON'T NEED AN INVITE, YOU LEAVE THE DOOR UNLOCKED!! AND EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T I JUST BLOW A HOLE IN THE WALL ANYWAYS!!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"I DON'T NEED AN INVITE, YOU LEAVE THE DOOR UNLOCKED!! AND EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T I JUST BLOW A HOLE IN THE WALL ANYWAYS!!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"MMM, TOO BAD, I'M HAVING BOTH MOZZY STICKS *AND* PIZZA! *WITHOUT* ANY BOMBS INSIDE OF THEM!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

(AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is not flirtatious, this is a singsong voice.)

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 16d

"IS SOMEONE HAVING MOZZYYY STIIIICKS~?"

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ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"OH, MY! GOING THROUGH ALL OF THIS EFFORT TO GET RID OF ME? OHHH, I BET HE HAS A NICE, GIANT, PHOTO OF ME IN HIS ROOM!..."

Audible pause.

"...ON A DARTBOARD!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"...HMM. I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD TO."

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"I DON'T THINK COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT MATTERS WHEN I BLOW IT UP!!!!!!!!!"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 20d

Y0U CAN'T.

Y0U LITERALLY CAN'T. I'M C0PYRIGHTING THE SUN.

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"I WILL ACTUALLY. BECAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE WHO BLOWS UP THE SUN!!!!!!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"I WILL ACTUALLY. BECAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE WHO BLOWS UP THE SUN!!!!!!"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 20d

WHAT???!!

WHAT, ARE Y0U G0NNA C0PYRIGHT THE DAY THE SUN BL0WS UP AND KILLS EVERY0NE? Y0U CAN'T D0 THAT!!!

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"WELL, IIIIII'M GOING TO PLACE A COPYRIGHT ON EXPLOSIONS! YOUR SILLY LITTLE C00LKIDDS WILL NEVER THROW A HAND GRENADE OR LAUNCH A ROCKET EVER AGAIN!!!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 20d

"WELL, IIIIII'M GOING TO PLACE A COPYRIGHT ON EXPLOSIONS! YOUR SILLY LITTLE C00LKIDDS WILL NEVER THROW A HAND GRENADE OR LAUNCH A ROCKET EVER AGAIN!!!"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 20d

Y0U'RE G0NNA HAVE T0 DEAL WITH MY LEGAL TEAM, BUDDY. Y0U'RE D0NE

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 21d

"OOOH, COPYRIGHT, I'M SO SCAAAAAAAARED!"

^ He is actually scared.

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 21d

"OOOH, COPYRIGHT, I'M SO SCAAAAAAAARED!"

^ He is actually scared.

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 21d

I D0N'T REALLY WANNA SHARE THIS IN C0MM0N WITH Y0U S0 JUST CUT Y0UR L0SSES BEF0RE I FILE A C0PYRIGHT CLAIM

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 21d

"TWINNINGGGGGGG"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 21d

"TWINNINGGGGGGG"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 21d

I D0 THIS WITH MY MINI0NS S0METIMES IT'S VERY G00D F0R THEIR ENRICHMENT

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 21d

"SOMETIMES I DIP ASPX IN TAR AND HE SCREAM LOUD AS FUCK"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 21d

"SOMETIMES I DIP ASPX IN TAR AND HE SCREAM LOUD AS FUCK"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 23d

a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .

ALT: a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .

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ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

Laughing heartily as he cartwheels away.

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 26d

YEAH. Y0U NEED IT

Y0UR BREATH IS S0 DISGUSTING 0N MY FACE IT'S AGGRAVATING. GET 0UTTA HERE

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"I ASSURE YOU, ALL OF FIBS THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BRUSH MY TEETH!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"I ASSURE YOU, ALL OF FIBS THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BRUSH MY TEETH!"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 26d

GRRRRGH.

Y0U'RE A LIAR. FILTHY LIAR.

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"WELL, NOT LIKE YOU'D UNDERSTAND IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING STRAIGHT!!!!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"GOOD FOR YOU! GOOD FOR YOU."

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"WELL, NOT LIKE YOU'D UNDERSTAND IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING STRAIGHT!!!!"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 26d

ST0P BEATING AR0UND THE BUSH, Y0U SIMPLET0N! GIVE IT T0 ME STRAIGHT!!!!

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"MMM... PERHAPS! WHO'S TO SAY? MAYBE THAT PIZZA GUY IS LESS STRAIGHT THAN THE AFORMENTIONED BOWLING BALL!

OH, WAIT, THAT'S NOT A MAYBE, THAT'S A FACT!! BAHAHAHAH!!"

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"MMM... PERHAPS! WHO'S TO SAY? MAYBE THAT PIZZA GUY IS LESS STRAIGHT THAN THE AFORMENTIONED BOWLING BALL!

OH, WAIT, THAT'S NOT A MAYBE, THAT'S A FACT!! BAHAHAHAH!!"

— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 . @j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social · 26d

Y0U BETTER N0T BE TALKING AB0UT ME, CL0WN

ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫! @ashowfortheadmins.bsky.social · 26d

"I'VE SEEN BOWLING BALLS STRAIGHTER THAN THAT GUY."

Reposted by ᴛʜᴇ ʂԋσɯ ɪs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫!

ᯓ★ 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 .ᐟ @brighteyess.bsky.social · May 12

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