— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 .
@j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social
ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 75.
𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘉 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘌, 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏,
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 75.
𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘉 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘌, 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏,
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
Pinned
>:[
[well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]
[well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]
[ staring up . . . they figured that's what he was doing . luckily , 75 can't hear all that scolding ! simply sparing themselves the headache ! it's the method . ]
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
i can't HEAAAR YOU , YA NEEERD ! !
[arms folding! staring down at 75... tapping his foot. clearly scolding them about something or other- but... he's still. muted...]
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
>:[
[well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]
[well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]
[arms folding! staring down at 75... tapping his foot. clearly scolding them about something or other- but... he's still. muted...]
[ getting flung quite the distance ! luckily , hitting a surface -- halting the distance gained . they'll return shortly . . .
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
and they did ! grumpily looking at the mech , having a cracked gui screen face ! ]
[backhands them!!! angry robot stomping!!]
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
[arms folding! staring down at 75... tapping his foot. clearly scolding them about something or other- but... he's still. muted...]
[backhands them!!! angry robot stomping!!]
[ agitated grumbling ! they're mad now !
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
picking themselves up off the ground , and purposefully scratching the paint on the mech with their claws ! oh , how dare ? ! ]
[the c00lmech points and laughs!!
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
[backhands them!!! angry robot stomping!!]
[the c00lmech points and laughs!!
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
wwaAUGH -- ! !
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[ a harsh landing from being launched out ! landing right on their face !
yeeooow . . . ]
[making the c00lmech kick 75 out!!!]
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[the c00lmech points and laughs!!
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]
[making the c00lmech kick 75 out!!!]
[ MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT BACK AT HIM ! ! MMMBLEEEEH ]
[MIDDLE FINGER]
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[making the c00lmech kick 75 out!!!]
[MIDDLE FINGER]
you're ANNOYING !
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
HAH ! oh it feels SO GOOD to say that
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
[MIDDLE FINGER]
IT'S UNREALISTIC T0 BE FRIENDS WITH EVERY0NE. 0UT 0F TH0SE TH0USAND FRIENDS, H0W MANY ARE ACTUALLY Y0UR FRIEND IF THEY'RE JUST USING Y0U, HMM?
what makes you think that ? when i'm nice to people , they're nice to me back ! and sometimes , i make a friend out of it , too !
if i had an army as big as yours , i'd be so happy ! because that means i can have 1,000 friends !
[ squinting at the pats . not a big fan of how rough it was ! ]
if i had an army as big as yours , i'd be so happy ! because that means i can have 1,000 friends !
[ squinting at the pats . not a big fan of how rough it was ! ]
BEING NICE NEVER GETS ANY0NE ANYWHERE. BEING KIND WILL BITE Y0U IN THE ASS. IT'S N0T W0RTH THE GRIEF.
[patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]
[patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
IT'S UNREALISTIC T0 BE FRIENDS WITH EVERY0NE. 0UT 0F TH0SE TH0USAND FRIENDS, H0W MANY ARE ACTUALLY Y0UR FRIEND IF THEY'RE JUST USING Y0U, HMM?
IT'S N0T HAPPENING.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
IT'S N0T HAPPENING.
BEING NICE NEVER GETS ANY0NE ANYWHERE. BEING KIND WILL BITE Y0U IN THE ASS. IT'S N0T W0RTH THE GRIEF.
[patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]
[patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]
uuh-huh . . . uuuh-huh . . .
well , if you're giving them all that , then it wouldn't hurt to be nice to your soldiers too , right ? i mean , they're doing a lot for you , i think !
like that one who was just here right now ! they gave you that drink ! that's something nice , right ?
well , if you're giving them all that , then it wouldn't hurt to be nice to your soldiers too , right ? i mean , they're doing a lot for you , i think !
like that one who was just here right now ! they gave you that drink ! that's something nice , right ?
BECAUSE L0YALTY C0MES FR0M A BR0KEN HEART. PE0PLE J0IN WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLIES, A THIRST T0 QUENCH WITH BATTLE- 0R THEY C0ME WITH N0THING; L0ST FAMILIES, SP0USES. N0 H0MES. AND I GIVE THEM SHELTER IF THEY GIVE ME L0YALTY.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
BEING NICE NEVER GETS ANY0NE ANYWHERE. BEING KIND WILL BITE Y0U IN THE ASS. IT'S N0T W0RTH THE GRIEF.
[patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]
[patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]
BECAUSE L0YALTY C0MES FR0M A BR0KEN HEART. PE0PLE J0IN WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLIES, A THIRST T0 QUENCH WITH BATTLE- 0R THEY C0ME WITH N0THING; L0ST FAMILIES, SP0USES. N0 H0MES. AND I GIVE THEM SHELTER IF THEY GIVE ME L0YALTY.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.
[ expression changing to a look of uncertainty . frowning at the thought . ]
no , i wouldn't want to lose everything . . . especially not my life ! i like my life !
but then why would someone want to join your army if you're yelling at them like that all the time ?
it seems a little messed up .
no , i wouldn't want to lose everything . . . especially not my life ! i like my life !
but then why would someone want to join your army if you're yelling at them like that all the time ?
it seems a little messed up .
BECAUSE Y0U THREATEN THEM WITH THEIR LIVES.
[lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.]
Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?
[lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.]
Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
BECAUSE L0YALTY C0MES FR0M A BR0KEN HEART. PE0PLE J0IN WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLIES, A THIRST T0 QUENCH WITH BATTLE- 0R THEY C0ME WITH N0THING; L0ST FAMILIES, SP0USES. N0 H0MES. AND I GIVE THEM SHELTER IF THEY GIVE ME L0YALTY.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.
PET NAMES ARE FINE EN0UGH. JUST N0 KISSING. THE TH0UGHT 0F SHARING SALIVA GR0SSES ME 0UT.
I'LL TAKE A HUG. I GUESS.
[poking chance in the forehead. embarrassed that he's even admitting this to begin with.]
I'LL TAKE A HUG. I GUESS.
[poking chance in the forehead. embarrassed that he's even admitting this to begin with.]
t’pet names or being cheesy part .ᐣ ‘cause petnames are kind of my trademark.
( ceasing their behavior. tilting their head to the side .̲.̲.̲ )
( ceasing their behavior. tilting their head to the side .̲.̲.̲ )
[MAKING A FACE...]
N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...
N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
PET NAMES ARE FINE EN0UGH. JUST N0 KISSING. THE TH0UGHT 0F SHARING SALIVA GR0SSES ME 0UT.
I'LL TAKE A HUG. I GUESS.
[poking chance in the forehead. embarrassed that he's even admitting this to begin with.]
I'LL TAKE A HUG. I GUESS.
[poking chance in the forehead. embarrassed that he's even admitting this to begin with.]
BECAUSE Y0U THREATEN THEM WITH THEIR LIVES.
[lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.]
Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?
[lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.]
Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?
[ watching that just happen immediately ! seriously , immediate service ? ]
woah . . . that really /was/ instant ! how did they do that ?
i don't get it , either . if someone was mean to me , i wouldn't give them what they want .
why do they give you what you want if you're a bully to them ?
woah . . . that really /was/ instant ! how did they do that ?
i don't get it , either . if someone was mean to me , i wouldn't give them what they want .
why do they give you what you want if you're a bully to them ?
N0B0DY WILL LISTEN T0 A NICE C0MMANDER. HAVING TH0USANDS 0F IDI0TS AT Y0UR HANDS WILL TEACH YOU THAT.
#5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK.
[and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.]
SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!
#5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK.
[and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.]
SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
BECAUSE Y0U THREATEN THEM WITH THEIR LIVES.
[lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.]
Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?
[lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.]
Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?
N0B0DY WILL LISTEN T0 A NICE C0MMANDER. HAVING TH0USANDS 0F IDI0TS AT Y0UR HANDS WILL TEACH YOU THAT.
#5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK.
[and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.]
SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!
#5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK.
[and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.]
SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!
oh . . . ( 💔 )
[ broken heart . . . slumping down . ]
well , i guess an army isn't for me , then .
. . . wait , why do i gotta be mean ? ! wouldn't that just make people not like me ?
[ broken heart . . . slumping down . ]
well , i guess an army isn't for me , then .
. . . wait , why do i gotta be mean ? ! wouldn't that just make people not like me ?
Y0U HAVE T0 BE W0RSE THAN THAT T0 GET ANY KIND 0F F0LL0WING!
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
N0B0DY WILL LISTEN T0 A NICE C0MMANDER. HAVING TH0USANDS 0F IDI0TS AT Y0UR HANDS WILL TEACH YOU THAT.
#5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK.
[and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.]
SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!
#5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK.
[and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.]
SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!
[MAKING A FACE...]
N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...
N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...
I LOVE MESSIN’ AROUND .ᐟ .ᐟ c’mere baby .ᐟ
( making gross kissy noises at him .ᐣ )
( making gross kissy noises at him .ᐣ )
...UGH.
N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.
N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
[MAKING A FACE...]
N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...
N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...
...UGH.
N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.
N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.
did y’not enjoy our first date together .ᐣ 💔
( looks like a kicked puppy )
( looks like a kicked puppy )
N0!! NEVER AGAIN!!
[side eye over his shades]
[side eye over his shades]
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
...UGH.
N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.
N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.
Y0U HAVE T0 BE W0RSE THAN THAT T0 GET ANY KIND 0F F0LL0WING!
WHAT ! ! you can't be serious ! ! ( 💦 )
Y0U SUCK AT BEING A BAD GUY. DISQUALIFIED FR0M BEING IN ANY KIND 0F ARMY!
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Y0U HAVE T0 BE W0RSE THAN THAT T0 GET ANY KIND 0F F0LL0WING!
Y0U SUCK AT BEING A BAD GUY. DISQUALIFIED FR0M BEING IN ANY KIND 0F ARMY!
. . . okay . um .
your shirt is purple . is that good enough ?
your shirt is purple . is that good enough ?
THEN AT LEAST LIE T0 ME AND SH0W ME S0ME TRUE VILLAINY.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Y0U SUCK AT BEING A BAD GUY. DISQUALIFIED FR0M BEING IN ANY KIND 0F ARMY!
N0!! NEVER AGAIN!!
[side eye over his shades]
[side eye over his shades]
??? YOU DONT WANT T'BE MY BABE ANYMORE
N0T Y0URS
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
N0!! NEVER AGAIN!!
[side eye over his shades]
[side eye over his shades]
THEN AT LEAST LIE T0 ME AND SH0W ME S0ME TRUE VILLAINY.
but i can't take it back ! that's the most truthful thing i've ever said in my entire life ! ! you're stinky , and that's the truth !
[ nodding his head afterward . mhm ! mhm , mhm ! ]
[ nodding his head afterward . mhm ! mhm , mhm ! ]
I'M N0T HELPING IF Y0U CALL ME STINKY AND THAT'S FINAL. I WILL HELP IF Y0U TAKE IT BACK.
[sternly crossing his arms!]
[sternly crossing his arms!]
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
THEN AT LEAST LIE T0 ME AND SH0W ME S0ME TRUE VILLAINY.
N0T Y0URS
but you're babe material..
I'M EVIL, BUT HUZZ? N0.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
N0T Y0URS
I'M EVIL, BUT HUZZ? N0.
you're evil and my huzz. whats not to like about that nickname?
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'M EVIL, BUT HUZZ? N0.
I'M N0T HELPING IF Y0U CALL ME STINKY AND THAT'S FINAL. I WILL HELP IF Y0U TAKE IT BACK.
[sternly crossing his arms!]
[sternly crossing his arms!]
yes , you are ! ! compared to my dad and /everyone/ else i've met , you're the stinkiest ! !
you could /really/ use some soap ! hehehe ! that would help you , maybe !
[ giggling ! ]
puh-LEAAAAASE ! ! I NEEED YOUR HELP ! !
i need a team , and no one wants to join for some reason ! !
you could /really/ use some soap ! hehehe ! that would help you , maybe !
[ giggling ! ]
puh-LEAAAAASE ! ! I NEEED YOUR HELP ! !
i need a team , and no one wants to join for some reason ! !
N0! I'M N0T!!
AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT
AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'M N0T HELPING IF Y0U CALL ME STINKY AND THAT'S FINAL. I WILL HELP IF Y0U TAKE IT BACK.
[sternly crossing his arms!]
[sternly crossing his arms!]
ST0P CALLING ME EVIL HUZZ
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ST0P CALLING ME EVIL HUZZ
N0! I'M N0T!!
AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT
AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT
you /are/ stinky ! you stink really bad ! you're the worst kind of stinky !
and , if you don't help me . . . i won't leave you alone ! i'm the best at bothering people , trust me ! !
and , if you don't help me . . . i won't leave you alone ! i'm the best at bothering people , trust me ! !
...HM.
I HATE KIDS. Y0U ALS0 JUST CALLED ME STINKY. S0... WHY SH0ULD I HELP Y0U.
I HATE KIDS. Y0U ALS0 JUST CALLED ME STINKY. S0... WHY SH0ULD I HELP Y0U.
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
N0! I'M N0T!!
AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT
AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT