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𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟
❛❛ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝙰
𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
𝐓͟𝐇͟𝟑͟ ͟𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐓͟ ͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟𝐒͟
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𝐃͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐃͟ 𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙸𝙽 ❜❜
uh — oh ! cheese ! cheese ! i want cheese !
[ not even a single “please” was uttered ! instead , they spoke with a very demanding tone . ]
none of that sausage or pineapple crap ! just normal cheese pizza !
. . . no pepperoni , either . i heard that stuff sticks the worst .
[ not even a single “please” was uttered ! instead , they spoke with a very demanding tone . ]
none of that sausage or pineapple crap ! just normal cheese pizza !
. . . no pepperoni , either . i heard that stuff sticks the worst .
good .ᐟ
( because 91 wouldn’t let me hear the end of it .̲.̲.̲ 💭 )
promise.
anyways, before i go— any preferences .ᐣ ‘cuz if you don’t tell me i’m going to get the worst possible option. ♪
( because 91 wouldn’t let me hear the end of it .̲.̲.̲ 💭 )
promise.
anyways, before i go— any preferences .ᐣ ‘cuz if you don’t tell me i’m going to get the worst possible option. ♪
[ perking up at such an offer , sitting up proper ! they were a tad surprised that such kindness was being brought to a traitor like them , but they're not opposed ! ]
really ? ! ( ✨ )
i-i won't tell a soul ! my lips are sealed ! i won't even tell 91 !
[ oh , they were thrilled ! ]
really ? ! ( ✨ )
i-i won't tell a soul ! my lips are sealed ! i won't even tell 91 !
[ oh , they were thrilled ! ]
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
uh — oh ! cheese ! cheese ! i want cheese !
[ not even a single “please” was uttered ! instead , they spoke with a very demanding tone . ]
none of that sausage or pineapple crap ! just normal cheese pizza !
. . . no pepperoni , either . i heard that stuff sticks the worst .
[ not even a single “please” was uttered ! instead , they spoke with a very demanding tone . ]
none of that sausage or pineapple crap ! just normal cheese pizza !
. . . no pepperoni , either . i heard that stuff sticks the worst .
what is she cooking . horses are not c00ler than mechs . that's just wrong
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
what is she cooking . horses are not c00ler than mechs . that's just wrong
[ perking up at such an offer , sitting up proper ! they were a tad surprised that such kindness was being brought to a traitor like them , but they're not opposed ! ]
really ? ! ( ✨ )
i-i won't tell a soul ! my lips are sealed ! i won't even tell 91 !
[ oh , they were thrilled ! ]
really ? ! ( ✨ )
i-i won't tell a soul ! my lips are sealed ! i won't even tell 91 !
[ oh , they were thrilled ! ]
( thinking, only for but a moment. crouching downwards and offering #75 a small smile. )
i could get you pizza.
it’s the least i can do. although if you tell anyone about this you can kiss that dream goodbye.
i could get you pizza.
it’s the least i can do. although if you tell anyone about this you can kiss that dream goodbye.
[ immediately regaining their attention ! laying upright now , just looking at them . . . looking absolutely terrible ! ]
after what i did ? nope ! not without authorization from boss himself .
i’m definitely not getting any clearance from him , though .
after what i did ? nope ! not without authorization from boss himself .
i’m definitely not getting any clearance from him , though .
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[ perking up at such an offer , sitting up proper ! they were a tad surprised that such kindness was being brought to a traitor like them , but they're not opposed ! ]
really ? ! ( ✨ )
i-i won't tell a soul ! my lips are sealed ! i won't even tell 91 !
[ oh , they were thrilled ! ]
really ? ! ( ✨ )
i-i won't tell a soul ! my lips are sealed ! i won't even tell 91 !
[ oh , they were thrilled ! ]
[ immediately regaining their attention ! laying upright now , just looking at them . . . looking absolutely terrible ! ]
after what i did ? nope ! not without authorization from boss himself .
i’m definitely not getting any clearance from him , though .
after what i did ? nope ! not without authorization from boss himself .
i’m definitely not getting any clearance from him , though .
are you even allowed to leave base .ᐣ
( slowly turning their gaze downwards. eyebrow cocking upwards. )
( slowly turning their gaze downwards. eyebrow cocking upwards. )
i want pizzaaaa . . .
[ flopping onto the ground , then rolling . what the hell sure ]
[ flopping onto the ground , then rolling . what the hell sure ]
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
[ immediately regaining their attention ! laying upright now , just looking at them . . . looking absolutely terrible ! ]
after what i did ? nope ! not without authorization from boss himself .
i’m definitely not getting any clearance from him , though .
after what i did ? nope ! not without authorization from boss himself .
i’m definitely not getting any clearance from him , though .
i want pizzaaaa . . .
[ flopping onto the ground , then rolling . what the hell sure ]
[ flopping onto the ground , then rolling . what the hell sure ]
January 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
i want pizzaaaa . . .
[ flopping onto the ground , then rolling . what the hell sure ]
[ flopping onto the ground , then rolling . what the hell sure ]
[ they're out alone right now ! running off after they had just set off a bomb near lucky mart .
it's odd that they're alone . usually , c00lkidds like them come in some sort of group ! ]
it's odd that they're alone . usually , c00lkidds like them come in some sort of group ! ]
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 AM
[ they're out alone right now ! running off after they had just set off a bomb near lucky mart .
it's odd that they're alone . usually , c00lkidds like them come in some sort of group ! ]
it's odd that they're alone . usually , c00lkidds like them come in some sort of group ! ]
[ they grew ice on their tail .
trying to shake it off ! so annoying . . . ]
trying to shake it off ! so annoying . . . ]
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
[ they grew ice on their tail .
trying to shake it off ! so annoying . . . ]
trying to shake it off ! so annoying . . . ]
BEEP BEEP BEEP
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
BEEP BEEP BEEP
before i die , who wanna admit that they --
[ EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECT ]
[ EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECT ]
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
before i die , who wanna admit that they --
[ EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECT ]
[ EXPLOSION SOUND EFFECT ]
[ ah ! immediately beginning to warm up again , fans kicking into a high speed in an attempt to cool off ! trying not to overheat the other previously-stated-to-be-warm bot . ]
it's surprising though . . . !
but , i guess it's nice . i feel nice right now .
[ raising up just a bit just
+
it's surprising though . . . !
but , i guess it's nice . i feel nice right now .
[ raising up just a bit just
+
uh, yeah! because it's fun and it's... totally necessary!
[placing a big wet kiss on their screen. it even leaves a mark. so gross.]
[placing a big wet kiss on their screen. it even leaves a mark. so gross.]
uuurgh . . . did you /really/ have to tackle me , though ?
a normal hug would've sufficed , y'know !
[ of course , complaining ! short-lived complaints though . . . getting comfy . ]
a normal hug would've sufficed , y'know !
[ of course , complaining ! short-lived complaints though . . . getting comfy . ]
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 AM
[ ah ! immediately beginning to warm up again , fans kicking into a high speed in an attempt to cool off ! trying not to overheat the other previously-stated-to-be-warm bot . ]
it's surprising though . . . !
but , i guess it's nice . i feel nice right now .
[ raising up just a bit just
+
it's surprising though . . . !
but , i guess it's nice . i feel nice right now .
[ raising up just a bit just
+
i want food ! i want food !
January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
i want food ! i want food !
[ rubbing their head , horns lowered .
. . . huff . they don’t want to talk right now . ]
. . . huff . they don’t want to talk right now . ]
January 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
[ rubbing their head , horns lowered .
. . . huff . they don’t want to talk right now . ]
. . . huff . they don’t want to talk right now . ]
oh , you're just saying that because you don't like me anymore ! i get it !
you and i both know that is not true . i'm the best pilot you've got ! i'm literally /carrying/ the fight out there !
you just hate me because i realized i have better things to do than your bullshit !
you and i both know that is not true . i'm the best pilot you've got ! i'm literally /carrying/ the fight out there !
you just hate me because i realized i have better things to do than your bullshit !
AT THIS P0INT, I THINK A M0TI0N ACTIVATED TRASH CAN C0ULD D0 A BETTER J0B THAN Y0U.
Y0U'VE L0ST Y0UR ABILITIES AGES AG0. INDULGED T00 MUCH IN AN 0RGANIC'S LIFESTYLE...
Y0U'VE L0ST Y0UR ABILITIES AGES AG0. INDULGED T00 MUCH IN AN 0RGANIC'S LIFESTYLE...
[ once grabbed , immediately trying to struggle out of his hold ! ow , ow , ow , ow , oww ! ]
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
oh , you're just saying that because you don't like me anymore ! i get it !
you and i both know that is not true . i'm the best pilot you've got ! i'm literally /carrying/ the fight out there !
you just hate me because i realized i have better things to do than your bullshit !
you and i both know that is not true . i'm the best pilot you've got ! i'm literally /carrying/ the fight out there !
you just hate me because i realized i have better things to do than your bullshit !
[ once grabbed , immediately trying to struggle out of his hold ! ow , ow , ow , ow , oww ! ]
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
[grabbing 75 by their head like how you'd hold a tennis ball]
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
nuh-uh ! i always followed orders 100% with great efficiency up until the very moment i decided you sucked !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
[ once grabbed , immediately trying to struggle out of his hold ! ow , ow , ow , ow , oww ! ]
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
nuh-uh ! i always followed orders 100% with great efficiency up until the very moment i decided you sucked !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
N0, N0.
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
i barely gave you any lip before everything and you still treated me bad !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
nuh-uh ! i always followed orders 100% with great efficiency up until the very moment i decided you sucked !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
i barely gave you any lip before everything and you still treated me bad !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
BECAUSE SHE LISTENS AND DOES AS SHE'S T0LD AND D0ESN'T GIVE ME LIP
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i barely gave you any lip before everything and you still treated me bad !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
why does /she/ get to do whatever she wants >_>
isn't she in charge of everything ? why does she get to run around in a field . >:[
isn't she in charge of everything ? why does she get to run around in a field . >:[
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
why does /she/ get to do whatever she wants >_>
isn't she in charge of everything ? why does she get to run around in a field . >:[
isn't she in charge of everything ? why does she get to run around in a field . >:[
uuurgh . . . did you /really/ have to tackle me , though ?
a normal hug would've sufficed , y'know !
[ of course , complaining ! short-lived complaints though . . . getting comfy . ]
a normal hug would've sufficed , y'know !
[ of course , complaining ! short-lived complaints though . . . getting comfy . ]
[burrowing right against them, wrapping his big ass cape around them... cacooning them both, really?]
there! now we're both warm!
there! now we're both warm!
-- ! ! BWAAGH
[ OOMF ! falling backward !
geez , they were right ! they were freezing cold ! ]
[ OOMF ! falling backward !
geez , they were right ! they were freezing cold ! ]
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
uuurgh . . . did you /really/ have to tackle me , though ?
a normal hug would've sufficed , y'know !
[ of course , complaining ! short-lived complaints though . . . getting comfy . ]
a normal hug would've sufficed , y'know !
[ of course , complaining ! short-lived complaints though . . . getting comfy . ]
-- ! ! BWAAGH
[ OOMF ! falling backward !
geez , they were right ! they were freezing cold ! ]
[ OOMF ! falling backward !
geez , they were right ! they were freezing cold ! ]
[TACKLE HUG!!]
what ?
but my heater just turned off a while ago ! i bet my outer-shell is freezing cold !
but my heater just turned off a while ago ! i bet my outer-shell is freezing cold !
January 9, 2026 at 9:10 AM
-- ! ! BWAAGH
[ OOMF ! falling backward !
geez , they were right ! they were freezing cold ! ]
[ OOMF ! falling backward !
geez , they were right ! they were freezing cold ! ]
what ?
but my heater just turned off a while ago ! i bet my outer-shell is freezing cold !
but my heater just turned off a while ago ! i bet my outer-shell is freezing cold !
hmmm...
no! we can go warmer! get in here!
no! we can go warmer! get in here!
. . . >_>
are you . bothered at all ? do you want to be c00led down ?
are you . bothered at all ? do you want to be c00led down ?
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 AM
what ?
but my heater just turned off a while ago ! i bet my outer-shell is freezing cold !
but my heater just turned off a while ago ! i bet my outer-shell is freezing cold !
. . . >_>
are you . bothered at all ? do you want to be c00led down ?
are you . bothered at all ? do you want to be c00led down ?
i'm just so warm!
[he's wrapped up in his tattered cape. he brought this upon himself.]
[he's wrapped up in his tattered cape. he brought this upon himself.]
how . it is FREEZING outside .
my heater keeps automatically clicking on BECAUSE of how cold it is .
my heater keeps automatically clicking on BECAUSE of how cold it is .
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
. . . >_>
are you . bothered at all ? do you want to be c00led down ?
are you . bothered at all ? do you want to be c00led down ?
how . it is FREEZING outside .
my heater keeps automatically clicking on BECAUSE of how cold it is .
my heater keeps automatically clicking on BECAUSE of how cold it is .
im soooo hot...
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
how . it is FREEZING outside .
my heater keeps automatically clicking on BECAUSE of how cold it is .
my heater keeps automatically clicking on BECAUSE of how cold it is .
[ picking their non-existent nose . they don't car . ]
January 9, 2026 at 8:34 AM
[ picking their non-existent nose . they don't car . ]
[ swirly eyes . . . flopped onto the ground .
blegh . yabba dabba dabba dabba . ]
blegh . yabba dabba dabba dabba . ]
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
[ swirly eyes . . . flopped onto the ground .
blegh . yabba dabba dabba dabba . ]
blegh . yabba dabba dabba dabba . ]