asparagusnextleft
@asparagusnextleft.bsky.social
SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty.
Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence.
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Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence.
If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be 🚫
STRICTLY NO DM'S!
It's not the toppings, it's the base & the fact the whole thing is undercooked.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Peak pizza? Domino’s boss who launched shift towards chicken ousted
Firm says Andrew Rennie departs ‘by mutual agreement’ but it is thought he faced tensions with the board
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's not the toppings, it's the base & the fact the whole thing is undercooked.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Woke up this morning, half a mouse in the bedroom, whole mouse in the living room.
Came back tonight, a whole fully grown pigeon lying on the landing with feathers everywhere.
I had words with Angus this evening.
Came back tonight, a whole fully grown pigeon lying on the landing with feathers everywhere.
I had words with Angus this evening.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Woke up this morning, half a mouse in the bedroom, whole mouse in the living room.
Came back tonight, a whole fully grown pigeon lying on the landing with feathers everywhere.
I had words with Angus this evening.
Came back tonight, a whole fully grown pigeon lying on the landing with feathers everywhere.
I had words with Angus this evening.
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Wasn't expecting that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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A nice steady four, brings up my hundred!
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A nice steady four, brings up my hundred!
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Wordle 1,619 4/6*
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A nice steady four, brings up my hundred!
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A nice steady four, brings up my hundred!
Angus has found a spot on the wall that is interesting.
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Angus has found a spot on the wall that is interesting.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wordle 1,618 4/6*
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November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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People of Scotland, don't for a second believe that this party is anything but a train wreck.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Iqbal Mohamed becomes second MP to quit Your Party
Mohamed says decision to leave was after ‘many false allegations and smears’ against him and others
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
People of Scotland, don't for a second believe that this party is anything but a train wreck.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
England, 76-5, four wickets down 20 minutes after lunch, leading by 116.
This game could end today at this rate.
This game could end today at this rate.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
England, 76-5, four wickets down 20 minutes after lunch, leading by 116.
This game could end today at this rate.
This game could end today at this rate.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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With Gill taking £30,000 in bribes for speaking up for Putin in the European Parliament, are we really supposed to believe that Farage did the same out of pure love for Mother Russia?
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
With Gill taking £30,000 in bribes for speaking up for Putin in the European Parliament, are we really supposed to believe that Farage did the same out of pure love for Mother Russia?
Tolerate, put up with, stand etc.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Tolerate, put up with, stand etc.
Test match cricket, no other sport comes close.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Test match cricket, no other sport comes close.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Wordle 1,616 4/6*
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November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Wordle 1,616 4/6*
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I'm surprised this one hadn't come up before.
By flogging it off to the highest bidders, they're going to lose the casual fan.
Besides, how many pubs will be able to support paying Sky, TNT, Amazon & Paramount just to show these games?
It's the end of European soccer for the average punter, IYAM.
Besides, how many pubs will be able to support paying Sky, TNT, Amazon & Paramount just to show these games?
It's the end of European soccer for the average punter, IYAM.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
By flogging it off to the highest bidders, they're going to lose the casual fan.
Besides, how many pubs will be able to support paying Sky, TNT, Amazon & Paramount just to show these games?
It's the end of European soccer for the average punter, IYAM.
Besides, how many pubs will be able to support paying Sky, TNT, Amazon & Paramount just to show these games?
It's the end of European soccer for the average punter, IYAM.
When is everyone just going to realise that the uk is broken beyond all repair & just separate allowing all the constituent parts to go their own way?
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
MoJ to remove right to trial by jury for thousands of cases in controversial overhaul
Exclusive: Courts minister says change needed to stop criminals opting for juries to delay cases, sometimes by years, and clear huge backlog
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
When is everyone just going to realise that the uk is broken beyond all repair & just separate allowing all the constituent parts to go their own way?
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov...
How can a man convicted of 48 rapes not be subject to a whole life tariff?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Former Met officer David Carrick sentenced for rape and molesting child
Convicted serial offender given a 37th life sentence for crimes against 12-year-old girl in 1980s and former partner
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How can a man convicted of 48 rapes not be subject to a whole life tariff?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Pensioners in england now have to wait for seven years longer than their Scottish cousins for their free bus pass.
www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
Free bus pass age to rise in England 2026 in blow to pensioners
The Department for Transport has confirmed that from next April, individuals in England will have to wait an additional year
www.edinburghlive.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Pensioners in england now have to wait for seven years longer than their Scottish cousins for their free bus pass.
www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-worl...
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November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Just in case anyone is wondering what Steve Smith was going on about in the press conference last night ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdH...
Monty Panasar - Mastermind
YouTube video by Fred Boycott
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November 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Just in case anyone is wondering what Steve Smith was going on about in the press conference last night ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdH...
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November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Ah, Angus.
You have a full bowl of wet catfood, you have a full bowl of dry catood,, a fresh bowl of water, yet still you bring a live mouse in through the catflap.
How many more times do I have to chase you around the house before you get the fucking message?
You have a full bowl of wet catfood, you have a full bowl of dry catood,, a fresh bowl of water, yet still you bring a live mouse in through the catflap.
How many more times do I have to chase you around the house before you get the fucking message?
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ah, Angus.
You have a full bowl of wet catfood, you have a full bowl of dry catood,, a fresh bowl of water, yet still you bring a live mouse in through the catflap.
How many more times do I have to chase you around the house before you get the fucking message?
You have a full bowl of wet catfood, you have a full bowl of dry catood,, a fresh bowl of water, yet still you bring a live mouse in through the catflap.
How many more times do I have to chase you around the house before you get the fucking message?