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SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty.
Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence.
If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be 🚫
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Why was he not arrested for threatening to release a sectarian war against the independence movement using military grade weapons?
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Weird how they knew I liked to handle sloppy cabbages.
Must be one of those algorythyminigies I've been hearing about.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's long out of copyright, anyone can do anything they like with it now.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have a cat, so never feed the birds in my garden.
It would just be like putting out bait.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've always believed in the carer/patient role, it's the carer that needs the most support from friends/family.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Especially from Edward Colston, of statue infamy in Bristol, who transferred a large portion of his wealth to Willian III.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I thought we were all living in a computer simulation?
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Aye, Scotland, whit ye like?
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's statistically more likely to snow at easter than xmas in the uk.
weather.com/en-GB/united...
'White Easter': Why is it more likely to snow in spring than at Christmas? | The Weather Channel
Snow is more likely to fall during spring than at Christmas - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.com
weather.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It is antisemitic to attack Maccabi football fans for enjoying the soccer in their own way.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You'd need to work out whether to call an ambulance, or pay the parking fees to find out which was the cheapest.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sir Keir says ' who '?
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I get nine different prescription drugs every month.
The cost to me is a big fat zero, as it is covered by the tax system we all pay into.
Sometimes, living in Scotland is brilliant.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We wouldn't need to do that if we just increased the CGT to the same level as a persons income tax rate.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
At least you've still got your ANTIFA paycheck to keep you going ...
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I'd call Hotel California a bigger offence,
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
He's already been convicted of 34 felonies, had a judge declare him a rapist & owes E. Jean Carrol £95M for sexual assault.
Then there's the Epstein files, I mean how could anyone possibly do more damage to his reputation than he himself has already done.
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
How can Trump possibly claim for damage to his reputation?
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm thinking of Arkell v Pressdram.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It's a Floridean jury though.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Bloody SNP, they're da'in it deliberately, again!
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If there is any politician in the entire country that should be getting down on their knees & thanking the bbc then it is this odious creature.
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I just cannae listen to the bbc in Scotland anymore, & I gave up the tv ' news ' years ago.
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM