Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
certified mothma'am 💿 here to corrupt your hard drive and your heart 💿 az·fuh·del
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Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
· Aug 22
He didn’t go to get cigarettes and milk… he went to go get lamps
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my server is very normal
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
my server is very normal
your free trial of reality has e̸̢̦̐̽͆̐͗x̶̒p̴i̵̔̽r̶̭͕͍͊ͅe̷̛͎̣͈̭̘͗͘͘d̸͖̼͌̇
@mallowmelanart.bsky.social is so wonderful and talented. tysm for accepting my commission - their comms are still open btw. cough cough wink wink 😉😉
@mallowmelanart.bsky.social is so wonderful and talented. tysm for accepting my commission - their comms are still open btw. cough cough wink wink 😉😉
February 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
your free trial of reality has e̸̢̦̐̽͆̐͗x̶̒p̴i̵̔̽r̶̭͕͍͊ͅe̷̛͎̣͈̭̘͗͘͘d̸͖̼͌̇
@mallowmelanart.bsky.social is so wonderful and talented. tysm for accepting my commission - their comms are still open btw. cough cough wink wink 😉😉
@mallowmelanart.bsky.social is so wonderful and talented. tysm for accepting my commission - their comms are still open btw. cough cough wink wink 😉😉
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A star wars 9 film, 27 disc, 4k Ultra-HD Blu Ray best buy exclusive box set (2019-2020) with 26 hours of bonus features would fix me
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
A star wars 9 film, 27 disc, 4k Ultra-HD Blu Ray best buy exclusive box set (2019-2020) with 26 hours of bonus features would fix me
im not telling you which one though
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
im not telling you which one though
me still trying to figure out who dj three ring circus was 😔🤡 i had an entire friend group who doesn't like clubs but they always rolled up for club piss lmfao
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
me still trying to figure out who dj three ring circus was 😔🤡 i had an entire friend group who doesn't like clubs but they always rolled up for club piss lmfao
i have struggled with pretty aggressive anxiety for well over a decade and i am the first to admit that i'm not always my best self, but i will never stop trying to be a better person for myself and for others. i've made mistakes and i will make plenty more, but what i won't do is stop trying
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
i have struggled with pretty aggressive anxiety for well over a decade and i am the first to admit that i'm not always my best self, but i will never stop trying to be a better person for myself and for others. i've made mistakes and i will make plenty more, but what i won't do is stop trying
anytime i am reminded of the bad i make myself think about the good too
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 AM
anytime i am reminded of the bad i make myself think about the good too
the type of shit @wakevrc.online be on
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
the type of shit @wakevrc.online be on
i love it when you talk nerdy to me lmfao
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
i love it when you talk nerdy to me lmfao
coming soon™ to a valentine's day event near you
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
coming soon™ to a valentine's day event near you
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Getting some footage back from last night, holy shit I hate rekordbox but all things considered I did my best 😭 thanks for those who pulled up
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Getting some footage back from last night, holy shit I hate rekordbox but all things considered I did my best 😭 thanks for those who pulled up
i keep them mf thangs on me
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i keep them mf thangs on me
so they got the hopoo feather?
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
so they got the hopoo feather?
he eepin at the techno arbys
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
he eepin at the techno arbys
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this mf @fyzika.bsky.social playing chutes and ladders however I be on that eels and escalators frfr 🪱🗣️💯‼️🗣️🐾✨
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
this mf @fyzika.bsky.social playing chutes and ladders however I be on that eels and escalators frfr 🪱🗣️💯‼️🗣️🐾✨
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i had a thc infused daiquiri today and i was listening to birds chirp in high definition
February 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i had a thc infused daiquiri today and i was listening to birds chirp in high definition
i haven't seen a bug since i moved to the city. went back home to visit my family and forgot about the great seasonal ladybug infestation they experience living out in the country (i am afraid of ladybugs. yes, there is a story there)
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i haven't seen a bug since i moved to the city. went back home to visit my family and forgot about the great seasonal ladybug infestation they experience living out in the country (i am afraid of ladybugs. yes, there is a story there)
i am willing a good day into existence and if it isn't i will simply implode
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i am willing a good day into existence and if it isn't i will simply implode
was it unphogettable? (I'll see myself out)
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
was it unphogettable? (I'll see myself out)