Ian of Brostora
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Going to Manila this weekend and I honestly wish I didn't have to. Not this time, at least. Haystsssss
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Going to Manila this weekend and I honestly wish I didn't have to. Not this time, at least. Haystsssss
I'VE JUST FINISHED READING HEATED RIVALRY AND THE LONG GAME ANG TAGAL MAG FRIDAY I NEED MORE HOLLANOV
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'VE JUST FINISHED READING HEATED RIVALRY AND THE LONG GAME ANG TAGAL MAG FRIDAY I NEED MORE HOLLANOV
It's honestly so wild that I'm just, like, hot all the time
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's honestly so wild that I'm just, like, hot all the time
Fucking hell. I could have done well if I had been there. Shet.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Fucking hell. I could have done well if I had been there. Shet.
Am supposed to compete in Bacolod TODAY but we couldn't travel because of the storm so I feel like shit.
Anyway, these hockey 🚬🚬🚬 are the only ones holding the pieces my mental stability together. I'd apologize for making this my personality for the next few weeks but I fear I'm too far gone.
Anyway, these hockey 🚬🚬🚬 are the only ones holding the pieces my mental stability together. I'd apologize for making this my personality for the next few weeks but I fear I'm too far gone.
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Am supposed to compete in Bacolod TODAY but we couldn't travel because of the storm so I feel like shit.
Anyway, these hockey 🚬🚬🚬 are the only ones holding the pieces my mental stability together. I'd apologize for making this my personality for the next few weeks but I fear I'm too far gone.
Anyway, these hockey 🚬🚬🚬 are the only ones holding the pieces my mental stability together. I'd apologize for making this my personality for the next few weeks but I fear I'm too far gone.
SCOTT HUNTER THOSE COMPRESSION SHIRTS ARE FUCKING OBSCENE YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
SCOTT HUNTER THOSE COMPRESSION SHIRTS ARE FUCKING OBSCENE YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE
FINE. I will look for a physical copy of Heated Rivalry and read it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
FINE. I will look for a physical copy of Heated Rivalry and read it.
Should have waited for Heated Rivalry to finish airing before I watched it goddamit.
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Should have waited for Heated Rivalry to finish airing before I watched it goddamit.
I'm gonna join forces with the mortal enemies of my bestest friend and call that "friendship"
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm gonna join forces with the mortal enemies of my bestest friend and call that "friendship"
I hate how I can still read Cyrillic pretty fast but I don't understand what it's saying
It's like playing Chants of Senaar irl hahaha
It's like playing Chants of Senaar irl hahaha
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I hate how I can still read Cyrillic pretty fast but I don't understand what it's saying
It's like playing Chants of Senaar irl hahaha
It's like playing Chants of Senaar irl hahaha
Started watching the Nier Automata anime and ngl I kinda forgot just how depressing this whole thing is lols
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Started watching the Nier Automata anime and ngl I kinda forgot just how depressing this whole thing is lols
Sino mahilig sa komiks diyan may tanong ako
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sino mahilig sa komiks diyan may tanong ako
I kinda wanna try Elden Ring again just to try and beat Malenia but I heard the area going to her is filled with Basilisks so I guess I'm never doing that.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I kinda wanna try Elden Ring again just to try and beat Malenia but I heard the area going to her is filled with Basilisks so I guess I'm never doing that.
I will forever be a C2 green defender
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will forever be a C2 green defender
First time being summoned on DS3 haha. Too bad there aren't a lot of people still playing
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
First time being summoned on DS3 haha. Too bad there aren't a lot of people still playing
Gusto ko magpamasahe. Also gusto ko ng steak and mashed potatoes.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Gusto ko magpamasahe. Also gusto ko ng steak and mashed potatoes.
Sabi nga ni Reneé Rapp, if I can't be happy, then at least I'm hot
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Sabi nga ni Reneé Rapp, if I can't be happy, then at least I'm hot
We only get one life so thank GAWD I'm doing that one life with this face
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We only get one life so thank GAWD I'm doing that one life with this face
I put ginger in my adobo. I find it mellows out the harshness of the vinegar.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I put ginger in my adobo. I find it mellows out the harshness of the vinegar.
I learned na maging "siga" maglakad because, as the meme says, my dick has led me to places I would not dare go with a gun.
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I learned na maging "siga" maglakad because, as the meme says, my dick has led me to places I would not dare go with a gun.
Celebrities whose --- I will --- when I get the chance (and their consent):
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Celebrities whose --- I will --- when I get the chance (and their consent):
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
1. Ricky Davao in Oka Tokat
2. Diether Ocampo in Soltera
3. Ricky Davao in Mga Pusang Gala
4. Maybe Dennis Trillo
Just waited for HR Zoh Shia and haven't touched MHWilds since lols
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just waited for HR Zoh Shia and haven't touched MHWilds since lols
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
I have some other games on Steam that I only played for a few hours but MHW is the only one I regret paying full price for 🤷🏼♂️
So that "Multo" song is just "Ghost" by Indigo Girls but with less imagination
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
So that "Multo" song is just "Ghost" by Indigo Girls but with less imagination
Hardware limitations really made developers push the envelope when it comes to gameplay ideas noh
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hardware limitations really made developers push the envelope when it comes to gameplay ideas noh
Reposted by Ian of Brostora
The etymology of ‘turtle’ is interesting as shell.
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The etymology of ‘turtle’ is interesting as shell.
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."
'Turtle' comes from the French 'tortue,' which in turn comes from the Late Latin 'tartarucha.'
‘Tartarucha’ was short for the phrase ‘bestia tartarucha’ which means "infernal beast" or "beast of the nether regions."