Audrey
@audrae.bsky.social
Another way Pokerface is following in Columbo's footsteps is that, like Peter Falk, Natasha Lyonne is hiring a bunch of her friends to work with her and I'm here for it.
June 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Another way Pokerface is following in Columbo's footsteps is that, like Peter Falk, Natasha Lyonne is hiring a bunch of her friends to work with her and I'm here for it.
The amount of money this government spends on the military is outrageous. The IMF must spend millions of American taxpayer money on self-destructing tech alone.
May 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The amount of money this government spends on the military is outrageous. The IMF must spend millions of American taxpayer money on self-destructing tech alone.
My four favorite words to hear upon entering a theater: "ninety minutes, no intermission"
May 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My four favorite words to hear upon entering a theater: "ninety minutes, no intermission"
Married life is just taking turns making jokes that you have to explain to each other.
May 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Married life is just taking turns making jokes that you have to explain to each other.
Has anyone actually gotten hiccups from drinking? Please let me know. For science.
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Has anyone actually gotten hiccups from drinking? Please let me know. For science.
I downloaded Canva on vacation at midnight to make this because once inspiration strikes, you have to listen to it.
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I downloaded Canva on vacation at midnight to make this because once inspiration strikes, you have to listen to it.
Adam Sandler's "The Cobbler" is a biopic about Daniel Day Lewis, a shoemaker who can magically step into other people's shoes and transform into them.
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Adam Sandler's "The Cobbler" is a biopic about Daniel Day Lewis, a shoemaker who can magically step into other people's shoes and transform into them.
Actually, it should be called "Dave and the Chipmunks"
December 24, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Actually, it should be called "Dave and the Chipmunks"
What can I say, I'm into culture.
December 7, 2024 at 2:18 PM
What can I say, I'm into culture.
"You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch" is the ultimate diss track. Kendrick wishes.
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
"You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch" is the ultimate diss track. Kendrick wishes.
The production designers of the movie Hot Frosty really concentrated on the nipples of that snowman.
December 2, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The production designers of the movie Hot Frosty really concentrated on the nipples of that snowman.
Maybe not the best idea to have Idina Menzel singing a song about her great escape on the Bronx Zoo float. Or maybe yes?
November 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Maybe not the best idea to have Idina Menzel singing a song about her great escape on the Bronx Zoo float. Or maybe yes?
Respect to all the actors singing live in the cold rain during the parade right now
November 28, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Respect to all the actors singing live in the cold rain during the parade right now
Shout! Factory TV: Technically all movies are mysteries because you don't know what's gonna happen next!
November 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Shout! Factory TV: Technically all movies are mysteries because you don't know what's gonna happen next!
Fruit to body part equations are hard.
1 melon = a head
2 melons = boobs
I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is!
1 melon = a head
2 melons = boobs
I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is!
August 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Fruit to body part equations are hard.
1 melon = a head
2 melons = boobs
I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is!
1 melon = a head
2 melons = boobs
I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is!
Google has started giving me search results generated by AI and it's frequently much less helpful.
April 30, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Google has started giving me search results generated by AI and it's frequently much less helpful.
Yelled at by @dankmccoy.bsky.social from the next room because he thought I was dancing around with excitement at the tamales he brought home for breakfast. Turns out it was an earthquake.
April 5, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Yelled at by @dankmccoy.bsky.social from the next room because he thought I was dancing around with excitement at the tamales he brought home for breakfast. Turns out it was an earthquake.
From context clues watching the TV show Moonlighting, I just realized "making whoopee" did not mean pooping like I originally thought.
February 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
From context clues watching the TV show Moonlighting, I just realized "making whoopee" did not mean pooping like I originally thought.
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It me. I'm wife.
January 18, 2024 at 6:20 AM
It me. I'm wife.
Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" is a country song cosplaying as a pop punk song: it's got illustrative storytelling about lost love, regrets, and twist of the reveal that the narrator of the song is a character in the story.
January 7, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" is a country song cosplaying as a pop punk song: it's got illustrative storytelling about lost love, regrets, and twist of the reveal that the narrator of the song is a character in the story.
If you never played "A Long December" in the winter, under the covers in bed all day, have you ever really had SAD?
December 29, 2023 at 2:32 PM
If you never played "A Long December" in the winter, under the covers in bed all day, have you ever really had SAD?
Companies: No one wants to work anymore.
Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.
Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.
December 20, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Companies: No one wants to work anymore.
Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.
Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.
Actually, the company's name is "Aflarck" but that duck is from Boston.
December 3, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Actually, the company's name is "Aflarck" but that duck is from Boston.
Everyone thinks that the true love who gave all of those gifts in "The 12 Days of Christmas" is incredibly devoted, but maybe they just know the value of a good wholesale price.
December 2, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Everyone thinks that the true love who gave all of those gifts in "The 12 Days of Christmas" is incredibly devoted, but maybe they just know the value of a good wholesale price.