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@autismfreaks.bsky.social

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it/its+. 24. system. mixed. ✧ https://autismfreaks.straw.page/ ✧ https://flashbackfag.tumblr.com/ ✧ https://tellonym.me/autismfreaks occasionally reposts nsfw.

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 10d

the concept of exploring someone's yaoi holes

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1h

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Beating Minecraft, But I Can't Break the Laws of Islam

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 9h

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 4h

hello, creepy loser weirdo

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 15h

i'm a little too high to be responsible on the internet right now. maybe i'm the problem.

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 15h

you guys are unrelentingly cruel to mentally ill people

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 15h

[redacted]. when i catch you. you're making us look crazy

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 16h

i'm going to do something scary (leave my bed to get food)

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 16h

do you want to come over and do tylenol together? it's called paracetamol here.

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 17h

maybe i was being a little cruel and unusual for that

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 17h

i'm the humble anxiety-maxxer

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 17h

it's genuinely laughable that you'd say this when you could actually just read the rest of the thread and easily prove yourself wrong

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 17h

i have to become a biblically-accurate angel over this

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 17h

i'm genuinely concerned about who we let post online

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 10d

the concept of exploring someone's yaoi holes

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · May 18

do you even grift, bro?

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cedar subaru lesbian @pussy.meangirls.online · 18h

removing my penis to reveal a slightly smaller penis underneath

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 17h

i don't even remember more than half of what i'm about

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1d

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

this faggot had a naptime

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

this faggot is having a naptime

an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

this faggot is having a naptime

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

people insist on being unable to tell us apart when it's actually quite obvious if you paid attention. skill issue of the highest proportions.

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

amnesia: rebirth will always be that girl.

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

danger! there's pregnancy

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ara forever @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social · 1d

i think i read this in a book when i was young

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

thank you

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an absurdist masterpiece @autismfreaks.bsky.social · 1d

i'm begging people to realise this isn't the ai they're wanting to fuck. this is the one that hallucinates and steals and never feels. it is a word generator, not a learner, or a lover.

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