AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
First time watch for me. Mexican Santa Claus movie has a competitor for best Christmas movie for me. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
First time watch for me. Mexican Santa Claus movie has a competitor for best Christmas movie for me. #RareExports #FrightClub
...biner card? The hell? I must have Finnish Finger Syndrome tonight. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
...biner card? The hell? I must have Finnish Finger Syndrome tonight. #RareExports #FrightClub
OK, I did not have a room full of nekkid elves getting hosed down on my biner card for 2025, but there you have it. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
OK, I did not have a room full of nekkid elves getting hosed down on my biner card for 2025, but there you have it. #RareExports #FrightClub
What? Can't forget the VAT. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What? Can't forget the VAT. #RareExports #FrightClub
The Hills Are Alive With the Scampering of Old Elves. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The Hills Are Alive With the Scampering of Old Elves. #RareExports #FrightClub
But I don't want to be in the sack! #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
But I don't want to be in the sack! #RareExports #FrightClub
Oh. Santa, what big horns you have. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Oh. Santa, what big horns you have. #RareExports #FrightClub
Why is Santa in a go-go dancer's cage? #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why is Santa in a go-go dancer's cage? #RareExports #FrightClub
Something fishy? No, no, I believe that's the Norwegians. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Something fishy? No, no, I believe that's the Norwegians. #RareExports #FrightClub
I don't want to see nekkid Santa's jingle bells. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don't want to see nekkid Santa's jingle bells. #RareExports #FrightClub
Fleshy Finnish ears must be a delicacy. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Fleshy Finnish ears must be a delicacy. #RareExports #FrightClub
Stolen radiators and potato sacks? The hell kind of tomfoolery do they get up to in Finland? #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Stolen radiators and potato sacks? The hell kind of tomfoolery do they get up to in Finland? #RareExports #FrightClub
A friend will help you move a couch. A best friend will help you move a body. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A friend will help you move a couch. A best friend will help you move a body. #RareExports #FrightClub
Are these guys hunting Santa? I know Russo-Finnish cinema can be a little dramatic, but really? #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Are these guys hunting Santa? I know Russo-Finnish cinema can be a little dramatic, but really? #RareExports #FrightClub
Will Chekov's Cookie be left out for Santa? #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Will Chekov's Cookie be left out for Santa? #RareExports #FrightClub
Usually you're pulling a weed not a Clover. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Usually you're pulling a weed not a Clover. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
She's the little engine who could! #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
She's the little engine who could! #UntilDawn #FrightClub
Maybe the wendigo just needs some Churu to follow his pizza. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Maybe the wendigo just needs some Churu to follow his pizza. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
OK, everybody, you hear the sirens. Time to assume the position and duck under your desks. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
OK, everybody, you hear the sirens. Time to assume the position and duck under your desks. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
What that wendigo needs is some nice Alpo. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
What that wendigo needs is some nice Alpo. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
You can lure him out with some Spam and celery. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You can lure him out with some Spam and celery. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
That polska kielbasa looks a little underdone. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That polska kielbasa looks a little underdone. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
It's like the Love Boat, where love's exciting and new. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It's like the Love Boat, where love's exciting and new. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
No, not a whistling Adrian Paul and his...oh, wait, it's the Harbinger. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
No, not a whistling Adrian Paul and his...oh, wait, it's the Harbinger. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
She had a poochy little belly, like Pooh. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
She had a poochy little belly, like Pooh. #UntilDawn #FrightClub