AvantGardea
@avantgardea.bsky.social
Herder of words, herder of cats, and tent show queen extraordinaire.
Just Santa Claus. MST3K riffed it many years ago. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Just Santa Claus. MST3K riffed it many years ago. #RareExports #FrightClub
The one where his nemesis is Pitch the devil. In a full body leotard. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The one where his nemesis is Pitch the devil. In a full body leotard. #RareExports #FrightClub
Whatever it is it's the reason for the season. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Whatever it is it's the reason for the season. #RareExports #FrightClub
Santa doesn't wear popular Christmas presents? He goes commando? The scandal! #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Santa doesn't wear popular Christmas presents? He goes commando? The scandal! #RareExports #FrightClub
He's flying high on a gingerbread buzz. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
He's flying high on a gingerbread buzz. #RareExports #FrightClub
The Coca Cola Santa is a ho-ho-hoax. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Coca Cola Santa is a ho-ho-hoax. #RareExports #FrightClub
Well, it's those fancy shmancy Swedes who have the smorgasbord. #RareExports #FrightClub
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Well, it's those fancy shmancy Swedes who have the smorgasbord. #RareExports #FrightClub
The anchovies are in the way. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The anchovies are in the way. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
You're probably suffering a pizza-induced hallucination. #UntilDawn #FrightClub
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
You're probably suffering a pizza-induced hallucination. #UntilDawn #FrightClub