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27 and feeling old
-Is dumb
-no longer consumes alcohol 🩵
-medically advised to avoid cannabis
-professional stoner
-Enfp
27 and feeling old
-Is dumb
-no longer consumes alcohol 🩵
-medically advised to avoid cannabis
-professional stoner
-Enfp
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I'd love to see this epilogue performed with Samuel L Jackson's character as a Muppet
Like, as if Jules the Muppet was designed by Jim Hansen himself and still voiced by Samuel L Jackson
Like, as if Jules the Muppet was designed by Jim Hansen himself and still voiced by Samuel L Jackson
The Diner Robbery Showdown | Pulp Fiction | CLIP ⚡ 4K
YouTube video by JoBlo Action 4K
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'd love to see this epilogue performed with Samuel L Jackson's character as a Muppet
Like, as if Jules the Muppet was designed by Jim Hansen himself and still voiced by Samuel L Jackson
Like, as if Jules the Muppet was designed by Jim Hansen himself and still voiced by Samuel L Jackson
Whenever I feel stuck with negative thoughts, I imagine the Encyclopedia skill from Disco Elysium reminds me about Neuroplasticity and how I won't have negative thoughts forever; but it will take extensive effort to change my default thoughts.
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Whenever I feel stuck with negative thoughts, I imagine the Encyclopedia skill from Disco Elysium reminds me about Neuroplasticity and how I won't have negative thoughts forever; but it will take extensive effort to change my default thoughts.
I've managed to calm down, I feel stable again 🩵
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I've managed to calm down, I feel stable again 🩵
Damn, I've been getting blood drawn for the same arm so often that nurses keep telling me my veins feel leathery or otherwise resilient and difficult to work with.
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Damn, I've been getting blood drawn for the same arm so often that nurses keep telling me my veins feel leathery or otherwise resilient and difficult to work with.
I am tired of having to pay for everything just to stay alive.
I am tired, having to schedule appointments just to be told I don't qualify for support.
I am tired and I have nothing.
I am tired, having to schedule appointments just to be told I don't qualify for support.
I am tired and I have nothing.
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I am tired of having to pay for everything just to stay alive.
I am tired, having to schedule appointments just to be told I don't qualify for support.
I am tired and I have nothing.
I am tired, having to schedule appointments just to be told I don't qualify for support.
I am tired and I have nothing.
A lot of IRL people misunderstand me when I say I hate israel, I don't hate Jews, I hate israel, they are not the same thing.
It's like saying I hate Nazis, so someone retorts with, "so you hate everyone and anyone of Germanic descent?" No, I hate Nazis.
It's like saying I hate Nazis, so someone retorts with, "so you hate everyone and anyone of Germanic descent?" No, I hate Nazis.
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A lot of IRL people misunderstand me when I say I hate israel, I don't hate Jews, I hate israel, they are not the same thing.
It's like saying I hate Nazis, so someone retorts with, "so you hate everyone and anyone of Germanic descent?" No, I hate Nazis.
It's like saying I hate Nazis, so someone retorts with, "so you hate everyone and anyone of Germanic descent?" No, I hate Nazis.
In a similar vein to, "I have no mouth, and I must scream"
I am tired, and I want to sleep
I am tired, and I want to sleep
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In a similar vein to, "I have no mouth, and I must scream"
I am tired, and I want to sleep
I am tired, and I want to sleep
"Mama never told 'em there's a devil in me...
I got a mouth full of rotten and a heart full of greed..."
- The Strumbellas, Shovels and Dirt
I got a mouth full of rotten and a heart full of greed..."
- The Strumbellas, Shovels and Dirt
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Mama never told 'em there's a devil in me...
I got a mouth full of rotten and a heart full of greed..."
- The Strumbellas, Shovels and Dirt
I got a mouth full of rotten and a heart full of greed..."
- The Strumbellas, Shovels and Dirt
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this is the realest shit ever posted and when you become a parent you spend a lot of time internally screaming about it
People who argue "who cares it's just for kids" all I can say is fuck right off. Kids deserve thoughtful, well-made movies that challenge them just as much as adults do. Kids aren't stupid, and they remember how movies affect them basically forever.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
this is the realest shit ever posted and when you become a parent you spend a lot of time internally screaming about it
Walking into 2026 like
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Walking into 2026 like
I remember the initial concept of the backrooms, it was a fun thought experiment to imagine Kafkaesque isolation, the maddening mystery of not finding any sign of life. (1/2)
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I remember the initial concept of the backrooms, it was a fun thought experiment to imagine Kafkaesque isolation, the maddening mystery of not finding any sign of life. (1/2)
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Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice
“I'm a little pissed off... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me”
(Source: www.theguardian.com/film/ng-inte...)
“I'm a little pissed off... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me”
(Source: www.theguardian.com/film/ng-inte...)
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice
“I'm a little pissed off... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me”
(Source: www.theguardian.com/film/ng-inte...)
“I'm a little pissed off... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me”
(Source: www.theguardian.com/film/ng-inte...)
( •u•) I love these sort of things; I'm going to bed now, but I'll try to share the songs I love in the morning 🩵
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
( •u•) I love these sort of things; I'm going to bed now, but I'll try to share the songs I love in the morning 🩵
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December 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Fighting the flu and all I have to help pass the time is my phone, and by god, YouTube is so fucking boring these days
Like, the videos just waste so much time, everyone is just trying to pad out time and stretch their video for as long as possible to get a few more ad breaks (1/2)
Like, the videos just waste so much time, everyone is just trying to pad out time and stretch their video for as long as possible to get a few more ad breaks (1/2)
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fighting the flu and all I have to help pass the time is my phone, and by god, YouTube is so fucking boring these days
Like, the videos just waste so much time, everyone is just trying to pad out time and stretch their video for as long as possible to get a few more ad breaks (1/2)
Like, the videos just waste so much time, everyone is just trying to pad out time and stretch their video for as long as possible to get a few more ad breaks (1/2)
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Iva Hladis (Czech-American, b. 1965). Origins Extinct #152 (2014, mixed media).
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Iva Hladis (Czech-American, b. 1965). Origins Extinct #152 (2014, mixed media).
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December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A buddy of mine wanted to play a joke on me while he had his arm wrapped in a bandage (burnt it on a hot iron)
But when we met up to play MTG, he was like, "oh yeah, a hobo bit me at the bus stop," and I was stunned, but I wasn't surprised
Just sort of sat there for a minute 💀
But when we met up to play MTG, he was like, "oh yeah, a hobo bit me at the bus stop," and I was stunned, but I wasn't surprised
Just sort of sat there for a minute 💀
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A buddy of mine wanted to play a joke on me while he had his arm wrapped in a bandage (burnt it on a hot iron)
But when we met up to play MTG, he was like, "oh yeah, a hobo bit me at the bus stop," and I was stunned, but I wasn't surprised
Just sort of sat there for a minute 💀
But when we met up to play MTG, he was like, "oh yeah, a hobo bit me at the bus stop," and I was stunned, but I wasn't surprised
Just sort of sat there for a minute 💀
( •u•) a guilty pleasure of mine is wat hung someone listen to "pumped up kicks" for the first time🩵
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
( •u•) a guilty pleasure of mine is wat hung someone listen to "pumped up kicks" for the first time🩵
I constantly forget that "Snappy" usually means someone is well dressed
For me, snappy is synonymous with contentious, contankerous, retaliatory
Like, it started with my grandma who'd say, "they'll snap eyes at you" which shortened to "they'll snap at you" now it's just, "they're snappy"
For me, snappy is synonymous with contentious, contankerous, retaliatory
Like, it started with my grandma who'd say, "they'll snap eyes at you" which shortened to "they'll snap at you" now it's just, "they're snappy"
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I constantly forget that "Snappy" usually means someone is well dressed
For me, snappy is synonymous with contentious, contankerous, retaliatory
Like, it started with my grandma who'd say, "they'll snap eyes at you" which shortened to "they'll snap at you" now it's just, "they're snappy"
For me, snappy is synonymous with contentious, contankerous, retaliatory
Like, it started with my grandma who'd say, "they'll snap eyes at you" which shortened to "they'll snap at you" now it's just, "they're snappy"
( •H•) I wonder what it would be like to have a pair of booty shorts that just read, "You are not immune to propaganda"
I still want some with long term nuclear waste messages such as, "this place is shunned and should be left uninhabited," or, "this place is not a place of honour."
I still want some with long term nuclear waste messages such as, "this place is shunned and should be left uninhabited," or, "this place is not a place of honour."
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
( •H•) I wonder what it would be like to have a pair of booty shorts that just read, "You are not immune to propaganda"
I still want some with long term nuclear waste messages such as, "this place is shunned and should be left uninhabited," or, "this place is not a place of honour."
I still want some with long term nuclear waste messages such as, "this place is shunned and should be left uninhabited," or, "this place is not a place of honour."
"it's in God's hands and I'm not praying" goes so fucking hard 🩵
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"it's in God's hands and I'm not praying" goes so fucking hard 🩵
( •u•) I with all the AI bullshit infecting every company owned by Is-fake and BlackRock
I'm happy to say most of my entertainment comes from in person improv shenanigans
Granted, I have like 2 people I interact with daily, they're still a million times better than AI slop 🩵
I'm happy to say most of my entertainment comes from in person improv shenanigans
Granted, I have like 2 people I interact with daily, they're still a million times better than AI slop 🩵
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
( •u•) I with all the AI bullshit infecting every company owned by Is-fake and BlackRock
I'm happy to say most of my entertainment comes from in person improv shenanigans
Granted, I have like 2 people I interact with daily, they're still a million times better than AI slop 🩵
I'm happy to say most of my entertainment comes from in person improv shenanigans
Granted, I have like 2 people I interact with daily, they're still a million times better than AI slop 🩵