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I spent hours yesterday raking and mulching leaves and for what??? Just for more to blow in overnight!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I spent hours yesterday raking and mulching leaves and for what??? Just for more to blow in overnight!!!
The level of confidence (delusion??) that I aspire to everyday
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The level of confidence (delusion??) that I aspire to everyday
Taking a hit off the cinnamon pinecones at Home Depot just to feel something.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Taking a hit off the cinnamon pinecones at Home Depot just to feel something.
When I tell you I have thought about this at least once a week for the past 12 years…
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When I tell you I have thought about this at least once a week for the past 12 years…
Obsessed with these photos of Socks Clinton during his time as the First Cat
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Obsessed with these photos of Socks Clinton during his time as the First Cat
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Everyone in chat who is sending holiday cards, I want one please! If I missed responding to a message, please consider this my universal emoji. 🧑🏼🎄🎄
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Everyone in chat who is sending holiday cards, I want one please! If I missed responding to a message, please consider this my universal emoji. 🧑🏼🎄🎄
Everyone in chat who is sending holiday cards, I want one please! If I missed responding to a message, please consider this my universal emoji. 🧑🏼🎄🎄
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Everyone in chat who is sending holiday cards, I want one please! If I missed responding to a message, please consider this my universal emoji. 🧑🏼🎄🎄
Petition to bring back Tom Bergeron as a full-time cohost on DWTS.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Petition to bring back Tom Bergeron as a full-time cohost on DWTS.
Kevin is an only cat. He has always been an only cat. He has never had to share food. Never once have I opened a can of his food and not given it to him. But does that stop him from screaming at me every night until it’s safely in his bowl? No. No it does not.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Kevin is an only cat. He has always been an only cat. He has never had to share food. Never once have I opened a can of his food and not given it to him. But does that stop him from screaming at me every night until it’s safely in his bowl? No. No it does not.
Me: yay! I have the day off and the sky is the limit!!!
My tire: you thought
My tire: you thought
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me: yay! I have the day off and the sky is the limit!!!
My tire: you thought
My tire: you thought
Something about that…
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Something about that…
I want @loho.bsky.social Shakira impression as my ringtone.
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I want @loho.bsky.social Shakira impression as my ringtone.
Just saw that Mamdani met his wife on hinge. Meanwhile, this is what I get:
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just saw that Mamdani met his wife on hinge. Meanwhile, this is what I get:
Not one of my coworkers asking ChatGPT if jacket potatoes are really a thing when: a) Google exists and b) he knows I lived in England for six months. The brain rot is so real!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Not one of my coworkers asking ChatGPT if jacket potatoes are really a thing when: a) Google exists and b) he knows I lived in England for six months. The brain rot is so real!!!
Oh well. Too bad. Bye Rocco. 👋🏻
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh well. Too bad. Bye Rocco. 👋🏻
Imagine losing your primary and being like ‘no, no. The people were obviously mistaken’ and then losing AGAIN five months later. Could never be me.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Imagine losing your primary and being like ‘no, no. The people were obviously mistaken’ and then losing AGAIN five months later. Could never be me.
I think I really nailed the cold, dead eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think I really nailed the cold, dead eyes.
My current mental health is riding on an election in a city in which I do not live ✌🏻🗽
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My current mental health is riding on an election in a city in which I do not live ✌🏻🗽
Per Snow White bob discourse in the chat today. Not only did she cut her hair for real for real (she did use a wig for reshoots), but then they styled it HORRIBLY for the movie! Her glam team ATE during the promotional tour though (last pic)!
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Per Snow White bob discourse in the chat today. Not only did she cut her hair for real for real (she did use a wig for reshoots), but then they styled it HORRIBLY for the movie! Her glam team ATE during the promotional tour though (last pic)!
Sometimes, you get a text message that reminds you that you picked the right people at work to be friends with.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sometimes, you get a text message that reminds you that you picked the right people at work to be friends with.
I had to take an active 🔫 training at work today and why is this actor dressed like an agent 47 cosplayer????
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I had to take an active 🔫 training at work today and why is this actor dressed like an agent 47 cosplayer????