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@averyavery22.bsky.social
Just chronically online
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she/her
HMJ chat 🤟🏻
she/her
I redid my bathroom earlier this year and didn’t know schluter was so controversial!!! 😬
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I redid my bathroom earlier this year and didn’t know schluter was so controversial!!! 😬
I spent hours yesterday raking and mulching leaves and for what??? Just for more to blow in overnight!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I spent hours yesterday raking and mulching leaves and for what??? Just for more to blow in overnight!!!
The level of confidence (delusion??) that I aspire to everyday
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The level of confidence (delusion??) that I aspire to everyday
When I tell you I have thought about this at least once a week for the past 12 years…
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When I tell you I have thought about this at least once a week for the past 12 years…
Obsessed with these photos of Socks Clinton during his time as the First Cat
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Obsessed with these photos of Socks Clinton during his time as the First Cat
Kevin is an only cat. He has always been an only cat. He has never had to share food. Never once have I opened a can of his food and not given it to him. But does that stop him from screaming at me every night until it’s safely in his bowl? No. No it does not.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Kevin is an only cat. He has always been an only cat. He has never had to share food. Never once have I opened a can of his food and not given it to him. But does that stop him from screaming at me every night until it’s safely in his bowl? No. No it does not.
Apparently, I’ve made some enemies 🤷🏼♀️🔪
But really, I have no idea how this even happens. Even the guy helping me was like ‘what the hell?!’
But really, I have no idea how this even happens. Even the guy helping me was like ‘what the hell?!’
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Apparently, I’ve made some enemies 🤷🏼♀️🔪
But really, I have no idea how this even happens. Even the guy helping me was like ‘what the hell?!’
But really, I have no idea how this even happens. Even the guy helping me was like ‘what the hell?!’
Me: yay! I have the day off and the sky is the limit!!!
My tire: you thought
My tire: you thought
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me: yay! I have the day off and the sky is the limit!!!
My tire: you thought
My tire: you thought
If it makes you feel better, here’s the hole in my wall that I can never fix because there’s literally no other way to get furniture in the basement. I have fabric to put in the frame to hide it, but it keeps getting knocked down the to-do list. 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If it makes you feel better, here’s the hole in my wall that I can never fix because there’s literally no other way to get furniture in the basement. I have fabric to put in the frame to hide it, but it keeps getting knocked down the to-do list. 🙃
Something about that…
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Something about that…
Me in solidarity with your anguish
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Me in solidarity with your anguish
Just saw that Mamdani met his wife on hinge. Meanwhile, this is what I get:
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just saw that Mamdani met his wife on hinge. Meanwhile, this is what I get:
Oh well. Too bad. Bye Rocco. 👋🏻
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh well. Too bad. Bye Rocco. 👋🏻
I think I really nailed the cold, dead eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think I really nailed the cold, dead eyes.
Per Snow White bob discourse in the chat today. Not only did she cut her hair for real for real (she did use a wig for reshoots), but then they styled it HORRIBLY for the movie! Her glam team ATE during the promotional tour though (last pic)!
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Per Snow White bob discourse in the chat today. Not only did she cut her hair for real for real (she did use a wig for reshoots), but then they styled it HORRIBLY for the movie! Her glam team ATE during the promotional tour though (last pic)!
Sometimes, you get a text message that reminds you that you picked the right people at work to be friends with.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sometimes, you get a text message that reminds you that you picked the right people at work to be friends with.
I had to take an active 🔫 training at work today and why is this actor dressed like an agent 47 cosplayer????
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I had to take an active 🔫 training at work today and why is this actor dressed like an agent 47 cosplayer????
Kevin watching furiously as I take the Halloween decor back to the garage.
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Kevin watching furiously as I take the Halloween decor back to the garage.