avid bird watcher
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swashbuckler, philosopher, bird watcherer
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Pinned
leave no bird unwatched
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i hate instagram but the way people use gifs in replies on that app is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i hate instagram but the way people use gifs in replies on that app is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
did they have him captured in heaven or something
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 PM
did they have him captured in heaven or something
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Do all my best foraging in the fridge
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Do all my best foraging in the fridge
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
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you're doomscrolling I'm plumposting we are not the same
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
you're doomscrolling I'm plumposting we are not the same
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
student near me: “chatgpt is down so i’m pissed.” what if i blew my brains out on the nice study hall carpet
February 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
student near me: “chatgpt is down so i’m pissed.” what if i blew my brains out on the nice study hall carpet
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
if i was mentioned 38,000 times in someone’s emails, you’d think i would have sent the guy at least one myself
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
if i was mentioned 38,000 times in someone’s emails, you’d think i would have sent the guy at least one myself
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learn the tumblr litanies and remember them well
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not [a] or [b] but a secret third thing <- litany against false dichotomies](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iniljto6o7z667rqvphp47km/bafkreifjl33gajjxv4cnrctp3dsxwc76nc242rcgwsa3eezfyac5ctphee@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
learn the tumblr litanies and remember them well
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for those who listened, here is the MELANIA Cheese Sauce Catastrophe photo
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
for those who listened, here is the MELANIA Cheese Sauce Catastrophe photo
this is one of the funniest episodes of kill the computer so far. five out of five gold eggs
new episode of kill the computer where we talk about the MELANIA movie and we go in depth with our theater and crowd experiences
Triumph of the Swill Ft. Josh Boerman
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 02/03/2026 · 1h 16m
podcasts.apple.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
this is one of the funniest episodes of kill the computer so far. five out of five gold eggs
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Winter is crack for repeatingoutfitholics
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Winter is crack for repeatingoutfitholics
just remembered planet coaster and planet zoo have such glorious chill soundtracks. smoking that J.J. Ipsen pack
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
just remembered planet coaster and planet zoo have such glorious chill soundtracks. smoking that J.J. Ipsen pack
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February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i am on the verge of vomiting and that is the full extent of what my legal team has cleared me to say
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
i am on the verge of vomiting and that is the full extent of what my legal team has cleared me to say
wtf why is he Enclosed
My father made his annual visit a bit before the big day (his photo from today). We all tried to convince him to threaten Phil into ignoring his shadow even if he sees it, because this winter sucks and we want it over.
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
wtf why is he Enclosed
i need armor and accessories that improve my charisma
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i need armor and accessories that improve my charisma
apropos epstein files:
we have enough rope
we have enough rope
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
apropos epstein files:
we have enough rope
we have enough rope
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He takes the name personally. 😤
"Did you just call me basic?"
This Common Yellowthroat seems to take real issue with his species name. He is staring me down like he’s ready to fight the entire ornithology department.
#birds #commonyellowthroat #nature #wildlife #photography
"Did you just call me basic?"
This Common Yellowthroat seems to take real issue with his species name. He is staring me down like he’s ready to fight the entire ornithology department.
#birds #commonyellowthroat #nature #wildlife #photography
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
He takes the name personally. 😤
"Did you just call me basic?"
This Common Yellowthroat seems to take real issue with his species name. He is staring me down like he’s ready to fight the entire ornithology department.
#birds #commonyellowthroat #nature #wildlife #photography
"Did you just call me basic?"
This Common Yellowthroat seems to take real issue with his species name. He is staring me down like he’s ready to fight the entire ornithology department.
#birds #commonyellowthroat #nature #wildlife #photography
something about dems telling citizens to turn the other cheek
A video of ice agents looking down from a hotel window at a crowd of protesters outside. One ice agent drops his pants and shoves his bare ass against the glass before pulling them back up and giving a middle finger to the crowd.
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
something about dems telling citizens to turn the other cheek
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January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM