AVK
@avk.bsky.social
Curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Facebook Batshittery. Sidekick to @barkleydog.bsky.social.
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AVK
@avk.bsky.social
· Dec 9
Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.
This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.
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This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.
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What about Rick? Darlene? How have they been handling things?
February 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
What about Rick? Darlene? How have they been handling things?
I haven't paid attention to her for quite some time. @lalabote.bsky.social can probably answer your question though.
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I haven't paid attention to her for quite some time. @lalabote.bsky.social can probably answer your question though.
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©1951 by Conquistador Motor Company
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
©1951 by Conquistador Motor Company
Did you know that coroners can estimate the time of death relatively accurately by measuring how long it takes anti-vaxxers to start posting about it?
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Did you know that coroners can estimate the time of death relatively accurately by measuring how long it takes anti-vaxxers to start posting about it?
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Brigadier Electric - Remastered
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Brigadier Electric - Remastered
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Brigadier Electric - Remastered
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Brigadier Electric - Remastered
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Brigadier Electric - Remastered
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Brigadier Electric - Remastered
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Brigadier Electric - Remastered
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Brigadier Electric - Remastered
Sadly it's only an artifact from the paper texture used.
Also sad that no one clued into what the source image was.
Also sad that no one clued into what the source image was.
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sadly it's only an artifact from the paper texture used.
Also sad that no one clued into what the source image was.
Also sad that no one clued into what the source image was.
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Urine-8 - Remastered
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Urine-8 - Remastered
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Sofaking Vance - Remastered
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Sofaking Vance - Remastered
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ReichMart - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
ReichMart - Remastered
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Jack Elam Apparel - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Jack Elam Apparel - Remastered
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Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered
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Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered
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Upgraded
- Restored original fine print sans immersion breaking "this is parody" line
- Added AVK tag via "STN. AVKU"
- Changed "ISMAY" to "YAMSI" which is historically accurate to how Ismay signed the Marconigrams he sent while on Carpathia.
- Restored original fine print sans immersion breaking "this is parody" line
- Added AVK tag via "STN. AVKU"
- Changed "ISMAY" to "YAMSI" which is historically accurate to how Ismay signed the Marconigrams he sent while on Carpathia.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Upgraded
- Restored original fine print sans immersion breaking "this is parody" line
- Added AVK tag via "STN. AVKU"
- Changed "ISMAY" to "YAMSI" which is historically accurate to how Ismay signed the Marconigrams he sent while on Carpathia.
- Restored original fine print sans immersion breaking "this is parody" line
- Added AVK tag via "STN. AVKU"
- Changed "ISMAY" to "YAMSI" which is historically accurate to how Ismay signed the Marconigrams he sent while on Carpathia.
It's also mentioned in the "range to range" ad.
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It's also mentioned in the "range to range" ad.
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
My live blood analysis. The naturopath says I have abnormally high levels of Toucan.
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My live blood analysis. The naturopath says I have abnormally high levels of Toucan.