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Curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Facebook Batshittery. Sidekick to @barkleydog.bsky.social.

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Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.

This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.

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Urine-8 - Remastered
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Sofaking Vance - Remastered
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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ReichMart - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Jack Elam Apparel - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Flat Earth Airlines - Remastered
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Upgraded

- Restored original fine print sans immersion breaking "this is parody" line
- Added AVK tag via "STN. AVKU"
- Changed "ISMAY" to "YAMSI" which is historically accurate to how Ismay signed the Marconigrams he sent while on Carpathia.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Edgewood Brand Ostrich - remastered
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My live blood analysis. The naturopath says I have abnormally high levels of Toucan.
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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The Dealey Plaza Improvement Society sending their visitor survey to Jackie Kennedy might have been a little tone-deaf.
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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There must have been an easier way to put the coal bunker fire out...

#Titanic
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 PM
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Rare 1965 ad for the short-lived Buddy Hackett's Old Fashioned Gravy Factory.
January 20, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Before Facebook, if you wanted to heal real or fictitious maladies with cutting edge crystal, borax or humming therapies, you went to your local Dr. Quackworth's.
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM