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AVK @avk.bsky.social · Dec 9

Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.

This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 41m

My dad used to say it was God farting.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 3h

The 70s were a wild and crazy time.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4h

Flat Earth: Now with SUPER HAARP!

#flatearth #flerf

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you very much

AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Ladies and gentlemen.

The Sky Cannon!

#chemtrails #weathermodification

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

After thoroughly enjoying Jaquie's Ostrich Workbook for Children, I felt inspired to honour her by creating my own version.

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#ostrichfarm #ostriches

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Susan Finley @susan-finley.bsky.social · 1d

Before Tamara Lich got sentenced sit in the corner for a yr & think about what she’d done, she went to the #ostrichfarm to 🎤🎸 for their Ostripalooza grift fests.

I don’t know if the musicians there take requests, but I wrote this for them:

Hear the original here: music.youtube.com/watch?v=SwkO...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Another follow-up to the ostrich workbook for kids. It's another word search! This time, *some* of the words are actually in the puzzle although finding them... isn't much of a struggle...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Close. 35,900

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

What have I done to you people?

And, more importantly, how do I do more of it?

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Someone is astral projecting into Madison room at night and astrally attacking her.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Head office, AVK Industrial Batshit Inc, has finally authorized the opening of a branch office in the belly of the beast. If you're still on FB, come and hang out.

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