Went to the archives to give @colsonwhitehead.com’s first novel a read. Not surprised to see he’s been sharp all along. Give THE INTUITIONIST a read!
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Went to the archives to give @colsonwhitehead.com’s first novel a read. Not surprised to see he’s been sharp all along. Give THE INTUITIONIST a read!
Interesting plan to fire 1000 FAA workers but then also need to fly 10x a week. AF1 doesn’t need air traffic controllers?
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and making a funny face .
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February 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Interesting plan to fire 1000 FAA workers but then also need to fly 10x a week. AF1 doesn’t need air traffic controllers?
The news cycle sucks. Colson Whitehead books do not. I’ll go read that instead. @colsonwhitehead.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The news cycle sucks. Colson Whitehead books do not. I’ll go read that instead. @colsonwhitehead.com
No one can take you to Funkytown.
Funkytown is not a place. It’s a people.
Funkytown is not a place. It’s a people.
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No one can take you to Funkytown.
Funkytown is not a place. It’s a people.
Funkytown is not a place. It’s a people.
Let’s make it the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and 5K. Watching runners speed through marching band formations would be more thrilling for the viewers at home.
November 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Let’s make it the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and 5K. Watching runners speed through marching band formations would be more thrilling for the viewers at home.
Southern music takeover at the gym. It’s like lifting at the Country Bear Jamboree.
November 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Southern music takeover at the gym. It’s like lifting at the Country Bear Jamboree.
It’s there to avoid confusion with basketball’s Michael Jordan, but the B in Michael B. Jordan stands for Basketball.
November 18, 2024 at 1:37 PM
It’s there to avoid confusion with basketball’s Michael Jordan, but the B in Michael B. Jordan stands for Basketball.
Hot take: Love Shack is a ska song.
November 9, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Hot take: Love Shack is a ska song.
Hot Ones but it’s me and my coffee snob friends being forced to drink Dunkin while being vulnerable.
September 29, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Hot Ones but it’s me and my coffee snob friends being forced to drink Dunkin while being vulnerable.
No one has ever left the pool still wearing the band-aid they arrived with.
July 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
No one has ever left the pool still wearing the band-aid they arrived with.
Guys who go for a run without a shirt are just distracting you from their personality.
June 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Guys who go for a run without a shirt are just distracting you from their personality.
They say it’s not a cult yet the MAGA hats are Kool-Aid red.
June 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
They say it’s not a cult yet the MAGA hats are Kool-Aid red.
17yo daughter answering questions at the DMV:
“Do you want to be an organ donor?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Do you want to pre-register to vote?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Political affiliation?”
“DEMOCRAT!”
🥹🇺🇸🫶
“Do you want to be an organ donor?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Do you want to pre-register to vote?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Political affiliation?”
“DEMOCRAT!”
🥹🇺🇸🫶
June 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
17yo daughter answering questions at the DMV:
“Do you want to be an organ donor?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Do you want to pre-register to vote?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Political affiliation?”
“DEMOCRAT!”
🥹🇺🇸🫶
“Do you want to be an organ donor?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Do you want to pre-register to vote?”
(Looks at me, I nod) “Yes.”
“Political affiliation?”
“DEMOCRAT!”
🥹🇺🇸🫶
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Congratulations to the Boston Celtics, a team everyone loves and is happy for, on their NBA Finals victory. :)
June 18, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Congratulations to the Boston Celtics, a team everyone loves and is happy for, on their NBA Finals victory. :)
KISS had a lot of groupies because it was always makeup sex.
June 6, 2024 at 4:32 PM
KISS had a lot of groupies because it was always makeup sex.
Happy Pride Month to my lovely friends.
June 2, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Happy Pride Month to my lovely friends.
Raised by two parents who weren’t very bookish, I was lucky to find Stephen King early on. This piece sums it all up very nicely.
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How Stephen King Raised Me (Sorry Mom & Dad)
Stephen King shaped who I am.
screenrant.com
June 1, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Raised by two parents who weren’t very bookish, I was lucky to find Stephen King early on. This piece sums it all up very nicely.
screenrant.com/how-stephen-...
screenrant.com/how-stephen-...
I’ve heard you can totally wipe out 34 felony convictions by injecting yourself with bleach? Big if true.
June 1, 2024 at 12:39 PM
I’ve heard you can totally wipe out 34 felony convictions by injecting yourself with bleach? Big if true.
Someday all these fun sports gambling ads are going to be looked at like we look at Joe Camel today. I’ll give it pretty high odds, anyway.
May 20, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Someday all these fun sports gambling ads are going to be looked at like we look at Joe Camel today. I’ll give it pretty high odds, anyway.
If my wife made the same salary as Harrison Butker she’d want me to stay in the kitchen too.
May 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
If my wife made the same salary as Harrison Butker she’d want me to stay in the kitchen too.
My house got egged and I’m thinking the pressure washing company we use had something to do with it.
May 14, 2024 at 12:34 PM
My house got egged and I’m thinking the pressure washing company we use had something to do with it.
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Trump complained to the judge in his criminal porn star hush money trial that he is not allowed to go to the Supreme Court to hear arguments about his immunity claims that would protect him from the riot he caused at the Capitol while President. The fucked up-edness of this moment boggles the mind.
April 16, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Trump complained to the judge in his criminal porn star hush money trial that he is not allowed to go to the Supreme Court to hear arguments about his immunity claims that would protect him from the riot he caused at the Capitol while President. The fucked up-edness of this moment boggles the mind.
I’ve read enough Stephen King to know I should stay inside during an eclipse. Enjoy your viewing parties / mortal peril though.
April 8, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I’ve read enough Stephen King to know I should stay inside during an eclipse. Enjoy your viewing parties / mortal peril though.
Saved money on some solar eclipse monocles. Let’s hope they do the trick!
April 8, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Saved money on some solar eclipse monocles. Let’s hope they do the trick!
There’s no case in point quite like being told you’ve used the word “humble” incorrectly.
April 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
There’s no case in point quite like being told you’ve used the word “humble” incorrectly.