You’re just too low on the Ballmer curve to appreciate the beauty of this statement

Did somebody say stonks??

Idk, I think it’s bad that the government of a somewhat hostile foreign power picks videos for Americans to watch an hour a day.

Gevent now, we used to use eventlet

Python

Didn’t picture you in Moah’s camp of never update until they cut you off

This is cool. We use green threads all over.

If you figure something out, let me know!

Does Buffer do this? Kind of a great opportunity @joelg.bsky.social

Why do I fear and distrust Meta and Zuckerberg so much?

Well, I was in Myanmar in 2012, and I had an honest to god Thomas Friedman Moment.

I chatted with a friendly cab driver who informed me that Facebook was REALLY helping him understand how evil the Rohingya were.

The bay area has been gray thanks to karl the fog. The sky porn is coming. And we all will be too.

Body temperature. Legit.

Drinking chardonnay that spent 3 months in my frunk. AMA.

Had some homemade gluten-free oatmeal chocolate chip cookies for breakfast today. (I'm not GF, just the cookies are)

Incidentally, I had a hell of a sandwich for breakfast. Bacon, eggs, AND cheese. The trifecta. Just sayin'.

So are we still in the "I'm eating a sandwich!" and "Time to drop a deuce!" phases of social network development here?