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Chaos Merchant

@ayeyocub.bsky.social

2.9K followers 590 following 29 posts

I’m just here to look at butts and wieners.

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Brick Wall @brickbythefoot.bsky.social · 3h

Only jocks I wear are the comfy ones

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Sep 26

Scruff is better than Grindr.

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Sep 25

Grindr is by far the worst gay dating/hook up app and I will die on that hill.

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Pony Keg @modernretrobear.bsky.social · Aug 24

Looks like it’s time to hang with @pupperstucker.bsky.social

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Aug 12

A lil Tummy Tuesday for the TL.

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jul 19

Best day of the week 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jul 10

If you look realllllyyy close, you can kind of see a bicep. 🥲

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jun 28

Confirmed ✅

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BodegaChopped @cheesecakemartin.bsky.social · May 17

Lazy day

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · May 16

It’s science

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · May 15

Ily😘😘

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · May 15

Im just a meatball 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Mar 23

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Mar 21

Did you just call me giraffe neck????🤨

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Mar 12

Hump day or something 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jan 18

Just another sleepy boy looking for attention on the internet.

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jan 12

😘😘😘

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jan 7

I’ll be at lazy bear😜

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Trev @trevbear95.bsky.social · Dec 30

Do you prefer the tease and a bit mystery or just showing it all?

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Buck @big8buck.bsky.social · Jan 5

Climbing inside my robe will turn this "Semi-Sunday" into a "Sunday-Funday" REAL Quick!

Just sayin...
😜😈

#notastarbucksadvert

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jan 4

HAWT

Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jan 3

Or technically @trevbear95.bsky.social’s undies.

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Jan 3

It’s my birthday so that means I get to hang out in my undies all day, right?

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Dec 23

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Chaos Merchant @ayeyocub.bsky.social · Dec 22

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