Pony Keg
@modernretrobear.bsky.social
🚨NSFW NO MINORS 🔞🚨📍Midwest | Bear | Disabled | Lifting | Vintage Smut | Astronomy | Woodworking | Star Trek | Comics | Hockey | Jambands | Longboarding | Camping | Gaming | D&D | Gundam |
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late to the party, but damn the new Demi album makes me wanna be messy at a club so bad
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
late to the party, but damn the new Demi album makes me wanna be messy at a club so bad
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Wanna come hang out?
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wanna come hang out?
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they better let me sniff Wolverine in the next update
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
they better let me sniff Wolverine in the next update
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I was edging for a little over half an hour, geared up for a nice little verbal goon session, but my dick didn't care about that and I #jizzed almost as soon as I turned on the camera... 🤷
Anyway, happy #TummyTuesday from me and the 7 day load that hit my beard!
#cum #cumshot #accidentalcumshot
Anyway, happy #TummyTuesday from me and the 7 day load that hit my beard!
#cum #cumshot #accidentalcumshot
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I was edging for a little over half an hour, geared up for a nice little verbal goon session, but my dick didn't care about that and I #jizzed almost as soon as I turned on the camera... 🤷
Anyway, happy #TummyTuesday from me and the 7 day load that hit my beard!
#cum #cumshot #accidentalcumshot
Anyway, happy #TummyTuesday from me and the 7 day load that hit my beard!
#cum #cumshot #accidentalcumshot
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Pansy Division - I'm Gonna Be A Slut
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November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I was killed in a mosh pit at a DIY queer punk show of a band I discovered from this list
Decided it would be hot to get a bate jersey. Found this jersey thrifting. not a real team, but from the hockey camp classic Goon. A movie I once stroked to because Seann William Scott is super hot in it and plays a dummy that gets enraged when ppl use gay slurs bc he hates homophobia.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Decided it would be hot to get a bate jersey. Found this jersey thrifting. not a real team, but from the hockey camp classic Goon. A movie I once stroked to because Seann William Scott is super hot in it and plays a dummy that gets enraged when ppl use gay slurs bc he hates homophobia.
Also don’t be mean to women. A lot of queer people identify as women. They’re our siblings, don’t make weird broad generalizations about women.
Personally, I like when sexy queer divas follow me! I’m like 20% into it and I’ll hype you up when your lingerie looks are a slay.
Personally, I like when sexy queer divas follow me! I’m like 20% into it and I’ll hype you up when your lingerie looks are a slay.
Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Also don’t be mean to women. A lot of queer people identify as women. They’re our siblings, don’t make weird broad generalizations about women.
Personally, I like when sexy queer divas follow me! I’m like 20% into it and I’ll hype you up when your lingerie looks are a slay.
Personally, I like when sexy queer divas follow me! I’m like 20% into it and I’ll hype you up when your lingerie looks are a slay.
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When they’re a bator but like their ass ate, it’s called tossing a side salad
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When they’re a bator but like their ass ate, it’s called tossing a side salad
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Haven’t fully formed an articulate analysis but the whole take about genAI being fascist seems to be proven right with these AI artists taking over the country and Christian music charts these past couple weeks (two resurgent genres notorious for peddling fascistic values)
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Haven’t fully formed an articulate analysis but the whole take about genAI being fascist seems to be proven right with these AI artists taking over the country and Christian music charts these past couple weeks (two resurgent genres notorious for peddling fascistic values)
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Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.
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If you shine a light on the boxers I lent @chidiscopig.bsky.social you will have immediate eye damage.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you shine a light on the boxers I lent @chidiscopig.bsky.social you will have immediate eye damage.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
Relax, we’re in the same fraternity so it’s fine.
I still cherish the black boxers I lent this buddy that were returned entirely caked in nut
Buddy of mine gave me his undies to cover in loads for a couple weeks, figured I’d share an update
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I still cherish the black boxers I lent this buddy that were returned entirely caked in nut
This would get me back into the office
We made the centerfold of a magazine! It’s for @suitedmenonly Big Daddy @pbpicks.bsky.social and I filmed a scene earlier this year for Power Suits 2. For @NastyDad filming and direction by @AnthonyDFoto Produced by @TrentonDucati.bsky.social in partnership with @daddyhuntapp.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This would get me back into the office
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Guillermo del Toro’s Mobile Suit Gundam
Guillermo del Toro’s Grave of the Fireflies.
Guillermo del Toro's Bram Stokers Dracula. With cowboy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Mobile Suit Gundam
How trashy would getting a Heart o’ Chicago sign tattoo be? And like good trashy or bad trashy?
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
How trashy would getting a Heart o’ Chicago sign tattoo be? And like good trashy or bad trashy?
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Hooking up with a straight guy is all cumshots and fist bumps until he leaves his wife and asks you how he can ever look his father in the eye and you’re like “bro I blew you one time. . .”
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hooking up with a straight guy is all cumshots and fist bumps until he leaves his wife and asks you how he can ever look his father in the eye and you’re like “bro I blew you one time. . .”
Update: I only lift with my buddy weekly, but he texted asking to lift again today. I rainchecked.
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Update: I only lift with my buddy weekly, but he texted asking to lift again today. I rainchecked.
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
Lane Del Rey-fan coded
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Lane Del Rey-fan coded
big clumsy doof rips armpit of shirt
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
big clumsy doof rips armpit of shirt
My psychiatrist said I just need a silver fox dad covered in tats to call me “good boy” and I’ll be cured!
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My psychiatrist said I just need a silver fox dad covered in tats to call me “good boy” and I’ll be cured!