Pony Keg
@modernretrobear.bsky.social
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If you see me in like Reddit or Grindr or recon or scruff for example, it’s not me so please report it
This would get me back into the office
We made the centerfold of a magazine! It’s for @suitedmenonly Big Daddy @pbpicks.bsky.social and I filmed a scene earlier this year for Power Suits 2. For @NastyDad filming and direction by @AnthonyDFoto Produced by @TrentonDucati.bsky.social in partnership with @daddyhuntapp.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This would get me back into the office
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Guillermo del Toro’s Mobile Suit Gundam
Guillermo del Toro’s Grave of the Fireflies.
Guillermo del Toro's Bram Stokers Dracula. With cowboy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Mobile Suit Gundam
How trashy would getting a Heart o’ Chicago sign tattoo be? And like good trashy or bad trashy?
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
How trashy would getting a Heart o’ Chicago sign tattoo be? And like good trashy or bad trashy?
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Hooking up with a straight guy is all cumshots and fist bumps until he leaves his wife and asks you how he can ever look his father in the eye and you’re like “bro I blew you one time. . .”
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hooking up with a straight guy is all cumshots and fist bumps until he leaves his wife and asks you how he can ever look his father in the eye and you’re like “bro I blew you one time. . .”
Update: I only lift with my buddy weekly, but he texted asking to lift again today. I rainchecked.
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Update: I only lift with my buddy weekly, but he texted asking to lift again today. I rainchecked.
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
This is a hot scenario, but candidly, I’ve hooked up w/str8 buddies (they initiated) and it always ends bad.
The sex is hot, the identity crisis and fallout is not. I don’t wanna lose my bro 😞
Lane Del Rey-fan coded
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Lane Del Rey-fan coded
big clumsy doof rips armpit of shirt
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
big clumsy doof rips armpit of shirt
My psychiatrist said I just need a silver fox dad covered in tats to call me “good boy” and I’ll be cured!
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My psychiatrist said I just need a silver fox dad covered in tats to call me “good boy” and I’ll be cured!
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Thought I opened the wrong app
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Thought I opened the wrong app
*to the tune of “Suffocation” by Papa Roach*
🎶Stroke my dick into pieces
Fleshlight’s my last resort
Masturbation
Dick beating
Don’t give a fuck
If I cramp my hand creaming🎶
🎶Stroke my dick into pieces
Fleshlight’s my last resort
Masturbation
Dick beating
Don’t give a fuck
If I cramp my hand creaming🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*to the tune of “Suffocation” by Papa Roach*
🎶Stroke my dick into pieces
Fleshlight’s my last resort
Masturbation
Dick beating
Don’t give a fuck
If I cramp my hand creaming🎶
🎶Stroke my dick into pieces
Fleshlight’s my last resort
Masturbation
Dick beating
Don’t give a fuck
If I cramp my hand creaming🎶
fuck. Men and nb hunks are so hot. You’re all so hot. Just absolute studs, total heartthrobs, wanna bate and makeout with all of you and cheekily ask you to “suck my dick, bro?”. Fuck! Gorgeous bubbas of all races, backgrounds, body and gender diversity lighting up my skyline making me caveman horny
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
fuck. Men and nb hunks are so hot. You’re all so hot. Just absolute studs, total heartthrobs, wanna bate and makeout with all of you and cheekily ask you to “suck my dick, bro?”. Fuck! Gorgeous bubbas of all races, backgrounds, body and gender diversity lighting up my skyline making me caveman horny
Morning after TRT shot day means I’m absolutely feral 😵💫 send help, and hairy bubbas
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Morning after TRT shot day means I’m absolutely feral 😵💫 send help, and hairy bubbas
This is a joke. I was being silly. I’d never disturb the architecture of Steamworks bc then you awaken the ghosts that haunt Steamworks.
I wish people didn’t just see me as the guy who broke the steamworks glass shower enclosure four times
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This is a joke. I was being silly. I’d never disturb the architecture of Steamworks bc then you awaken the ghosts that haunt Steamworks.
I wish people didn’t just see me as the guy who broke the steamworks glass shower enclosure four times
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wish people didn’t just see me as the guy who broke the steamworks glass shower enclosure four times
The most sexually charged lift I l’ve had w a straight bro. I am like so bewildered. I kinda goaded him by revealing the TRT has increased my interest in bisexuality and he mentioned twice that we should “tag team” together. 😵💫🫠😵💫🫠
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The most sexually charged lift I l’ve had w a straight bro. I am like so bewildered. I kinda goaded him by revealing the TRT has increased my interest in bisexuality and he mentioned twice that we should “tag team” together. 😵💫🫠😵💫🫠
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
Dunno what I was expecting when I’m bringing this energy to the gym
Straight gym bro I lift with:
“Your haircut makes you look like a sexy WWE Wrestler”
Yooooo should I seduce him?
“Your haircut makes you look like a sexy WWE Wrestler”
Yooooo should I seduce him?
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Straight gym bro I lift with:
“Your haircut makes you look like a sexy WWE Wrestler”
Yooooo should I seduce him?
“Your haircut makes you look like a sexy WWE Wrestler”
Yooooo should I seduce him?
*doing a housewives twirl holding a bejeweled hot dog and smoldering*
“I’m a regular at three Stan’s Donuts locations, and I demand excellence”
“I’m a regular at three Stan’s Donuts locations, and I demand excellence”
Gay Chicago Bluesky sounds like a reality TV show I’d binge watch 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
*doing a housewives twirl holding a bejeweled hot dog and smoldering*
“I’m a regular at three Stan’s Donuts locations, and I demand excellence”
“I’m a regular at three Stan’s Donuts locations, and I demand excellence”
me hugging my sad pig bro:
“I’m hosting a traumadump bro, no emotional loads refused 😭”
“I’m hosting a traumadump bro, no emotional loads refused 😭”
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
me hugging my sad pig bro:
“I’m hosting a traumadump bro, no emotional loads refused 😭”
“I’m hosting a traumadump bro, no emotional loads refused 😭”
At least I had terrific groupsex with my loving partner and friends all weekend. If I’m gonna learn a stalkers been on me for the past three months, not a bad way to soften the blow.
“Pony, come back to the pile!”
*standing with throbbing boner, scowling at phone, mumbling*
“the fuck?”
“Pony, come back to the pile!”
*standing with throbbing boner, scowling at phone, mumbling*
“the fuck?”
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
At least I had terrific groupsex with my loving partner and friends all weekend. If I’m gonna learn a stalkers been on me for the past three months, not a bad way to soften the blow.
“Pony, come back to the pile!”
*standing with throbbing boner, scowling at phone, mumbling*
“the fuck?”
“Pony, come back to the pile!”
*standing with throbbing boner, scowling at phone, mumbling*
“the fuck?”
I also want to briefly share that this is my only social media and I’m not on the apps or recon. Our friend likes to create fake profiles of the people he stalks. So you heard it from me, I’m only on here.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I also want to briefly share that this is my only social media and I’m not on the apps or recon. Our friend likes to create fake profiles of the people he stalks. So you heard it from me, I’m only on here.
Don, I imagine you’re reading this from one of your alt’s. Just stop. I do not like being this ruthless, but I have a hard time reining in my fury when you talk about killing my trans siblings and accusing me of heinous crimes that were done to me as a child.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Don, I imagine you’re reading this from one of your alt’s. Just stop. I do not like being this ruthless, but I have a hard time reining in my fury when you talk about killing my trans siblings and accusing me of heinous crimes that were done to me as a child.
Oh but he hates our “degenerate” community
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh but he hates our “degenerate” community