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Azure || Commissions Open! @azurethenerd.bsky.social · Jan 8

I never thought it would come to this, but, I'm opening up commissions.

So... I'm flat broke. I have decided to open commissions

I want to be perfectly candid, so I'm going to break down my total debts. Approximately $15,000 of it is to pay off my AC unit, which had to be replaced near the end of August. Approximately $11,000 of it is credit card debt. Approximately $600 of it is medical debt. The grand total is $27,257.62. Also, my wife just lost her job, so it's real rough.

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linny 💚🩵 ELUCIA NATION @hypnosticc.bsky.social · Aug 31

dooble of the week (+ wb with @leg0t0wn).. always bet on found family claude linhardt lysithea and cyril #fe3h

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linny 💚🩵 ELUCIA NATION @hypnosticc.bsky.social · Sep 19

when in doubt draw ur favs in kigurumi. we upppp #claudehardt

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afuneralofflowers.bsky.social @afuneralofflowers.bsky.social · Sep 17

dedue posting hours

dedue fire emblem molinaro is the character of all time…… he loves cooking fish…... he planned out and attempted an assassination of a head of state…….his main hobby is gardening…..he consumed the heart of a divine being…… he visited 2 of the holiest sites of a religion he doesn’t follow …. he’s a good teacher…..he likes sewing…. he can marry a pope…. he can get buried next to a monarch……. he’s bilingual…… if you get lucky with RNG he can become basically immune to physical hits…. and he’s nearly 7 feet tall.

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Nate Dabling @n8dabling.bsky.social · 18d

I'm an atheist, but if I was a believer, I'd see this as a clear sign from God to quit it with the transphobia shit or prepare to be sunk into the sea.

Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 19d

"The species is named after Inazuma, a character from the Japanese manga ‘One Piece,’ known for the ability to change sex between male and female"

Half Male-Half Female Spider Discovered In Thailand Is New To Science

Not only is this species new to science, but this remarkable individual is the first record of a rare biological phenomenon in this previously unknown species.

www.forbes.com

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18d

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3:
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

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🦇 count nikula 🦇 @bhcrafts.bsky.social · 25d

so this fucking sucks but I am begging you all to stop telling people not to use Etsy. so many crafters (myself included) do NOT have a better platform to go to and we will be the only ones who get hurt by you boycotting the platform

please do send them complaints, though

Castanet.net @castanet.net · 25d

OpenAI strikes deal with Shopify, Etsy to allow merchants to sell through ChatGPT (Business)

OpenAI strikes deal with Shopify, Etsy to allow merchants to sell through ChatGPT - Business News

Shoppers who turn to ChatGPT for advice on what to buy soon won't have to leave the chatbot to make a purchase.

www.castanet.net

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Azure || Commissions Open! @azurethenerd.bsky.social · 25d

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Azure || Commissions Open! @azurethenerd.bsky.social · 25d

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Cup @cupofcolors.bsky.social · Aug 22

# love loses 😔💔
#fireemblem #fe3h #shezleth

The regular couple, yaoi couple, yuri couple, and i see no difference love is love meme but with different versions and combinations of shez and byleth representing each, with shez in each iteration being annoying (affectionate) towards byleth in different ways
In the last panel, arval and sothis are beating each other up and frustrated at their vessels, shouting "SHUT UP" loudly and over the original text

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · Aug 10

⚠️ Israel killed prominent Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif in Gaza.

A tent housing journalists outside of Al-Shifa Hospital was targeted.

He was reporting until the moment of his death.

The final words of one of his last messages were a plea to people to speak out:

“Silence is complicity.”

Photo of a young, handsome smiling man with dark hair wearing a PRESS vest

Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAISharifo
• Translated by Grok
Relentless bombardment...
For two hours, the Israeli aggression has intensified on Gaza City.
[video of an missile exploding in the darkness]

@AnasAlSharifo
A To Whom It May Concern, The occupation is now openly threatening a full-scale invasion of Gaza.
For 22 months, the city has been bleeding under relentless
bombardment from land, sea, and air.
Tens of thousands have been killed, and hundreds of thousands wounded.
If this madness does not end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people's voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.
Please share this message and tag everyone who has the power to help end this massacre. Silence is complicity.

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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · Aug 10

im trying not to evolve into a crotchety old man, but a week of “deltarune fans keep posting their home address with a spamton over it” is making me long for the ancient days of 2008

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zanderz 🌀 @zanderzzzzzz.bsky.social · Aug 3

cenotaph ‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊
#thebandghost

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lin 📌PRINTS FOR 🇵🇸🍉 @qiliin.bsky.social · Aug 1

[ #fe3h | #bylitza ]

bylitza matching each other's freak for #FEscuffle ❤️💚
(also, happy pass the yaoi friday and yaoi day!!)

An illustration of Jeritza and M!Byleth from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Jeritza is a tall young man with light skin, long blonde hair styled in a low ponytail and blue eyes, he's wearing a white tunique with a red collar and armor on his right shoulder. Byleth is a young man with light skin, shaggy mint colored hair and green eyes, he's wearing black robes and black armor parts. On a burgundy background, Jeritza is dipping Byleth as if in the middle of dancing and has Byleth's dagger against his throat. Jeritza's eyebrows are slightly frowned but smiling and Byleth is totally relaxed in Jeritza's arms, smiling at him and touching Byleth's arm.

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Jennifer Hernandez @chibijenhen.bsky.social · Aug 3

Oh you like Sallicole? Here have one more

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Jennifer Hernandez @chibijenhen.bsky.social · Aug 3

Sallicole comm I did last week

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Ash @ashesstashes.bsky.social · Aug 3

stupid thing

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Teabree Shark @nurse.fish · Aug 3

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

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芊 @alonemistrist.bsky.social · Jul 14

CYL9 reward doodle requested on Twitter

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芊 @alonemistrist.bsky.social · Jul 28

CYL9 reward doodle requested on Twitter

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · Aug 4

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · Aug 1

They’re so jealous you can write.
They’re so jealous you can draw.
They’re so jealous you can make music.

They have all the money in the world, but they’ve been driven insane because they don’t have your joy.

Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · Aug 1

Writers should never modify their own prose as a reaction to what stupid fucking generative AI is doing -- that shit stole from us, and it stole poorly, incompletely, and has none of our magic and zero of our humanity, our experience, our wonder and fear, and it never ever will. Fuck AI. You do you.

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it's mariel sealfarts 🦭 @sealfarts.bsky.social · Aug 1

gonna leave this here and run #miromabby

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🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi ΘΔ @silversoul164.bsky.social · Jul 16

ok he is 100% in the files

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