1000 Volts of Holte
@b6dan.bsky.social
Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm drunk in charge of a boat on a tidal river.
Hello, I'm drunk in charge of a boat on a tidal river.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm driving like a twat
Hello, I'm driving like a twat
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
A heart attack aged 32.
A heart attack aged 32.
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm drunk in charge of a boat on a tidal river.
Hello, I'm drunk in charge of a boat on a tidal river.
Reposted by 1000 Volts of Holte
This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
ROGERS!!!!! 💥 #AVFC
a soccer player wearing a jersey that says betano on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a jersey that says betano on it
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
ROGERS!!!!! 💥 #AVFC
Reposted by 1000 Volts of Holte
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a giff
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a giff
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of
Lindeloff having a medical, and it looks like some kind of deal with Martinez going the other way. Not a ball kicked yet and I'm having to bring this out again. #AVFC
August 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Lindeloff having a medical, and it looks like some kind of deal with Martinez going the other way. Not a ball kicked yet and I'm having to bring this out again. #AVFC
Definitely borrowing this tonight
So the start of the Premier League! The highs and lows!Never liked magpies! The steal other bird chicks! UTV!
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Definitely borrowing this tonight
Reposted by 1000 Volts of Holte
So the start of the Premier League! The highs and lows!Never liked magpies! The steal other bird chicks! UTV!
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So the start of the Premier League! The highs and lows!Never liked magpies! The steal other bird chicks! UTV!
Do these kit manufacturers ever consult clubs on their colour schemes? It's awful, looks like a Small Heath away shirt. So far I've been disappointed with every shirt Adidas has done for us. #AVFC
August 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Do these kit manufacturers ever consult clubs on their colour schemes? It's awful, looks like a Small Heath away shirt. So far I've been disappointed with every shirt Adidas has done for us. #AVFC
Why did Konsa put hands on him, it was only going to go one way. Also, the only reason they broke away was a truly awful ball from Cash. Same old Villa. #AVFC
August 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why did Konsa put hands on him, it was only going to go one way. Also, the only reason they broke away was a truly awful ball from Cash. Same old Villa. #AVFC
