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Project HoliDog
@backwoodsmando.bsky.social
We are alike cuz we’re diff

Love me damn it 🐾

Followed by 100 k crickets
Pinned
I practice mindful breathing between outbursts.
Lie to me.

I just want to hear from you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I didn’t go rock climbing today cuz I had to register a new steam cleaner.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My video game experience is limited to trying to find the remote.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I need to get drunk and tell lies.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My love language is just talking bruh.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love your innocence
Hate mine
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wanna go back to laughing about Alf Hog…. sigh
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey baby wanna go to my place and take a nap?

My best line these days..
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Most will say they want joy and happiness but are so drawn to sadness in others.

IDK. Gonna study this.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think there is a part of most people’s psyche that craves emotional pain. Shakespeare knew this. The tragedies are so delicious, they feed our need for emotional investment.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I love sad mournful songs. The right ones burn themselves in your heart and they don’t leave, ever.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
There’s honesty, I reckon.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I sincerely recommend you watch “ALL HER FAULT”. It’s vital cinema, kids.
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I’d rather not write any songs than write songs for someone else to sing
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I miss Summer already..
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sorry about the acrid nature of my humorous (sic) posts. Sometimes it just leaks out.
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Previously, the largest ballroom in the White House was in the presidents trousers. Send.
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I slept like a baby last night (cried myself to sleep and wet the bed)
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Pooping is a scam perpetuated by big toilet paper.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
By the looks of them, ICE dudes can be controlled with free beer and pizza.
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The whole flavored potato chip (sorry, crisps) is out of hand. Further research is ongoing.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There’s a lot about sleep we don’t know. Further research is necessary.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I made a new friend
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’ve given lots of thought to
October 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I wish my last two brain cells would start touching each other or something
October 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM