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Badger5000
@badger5000.bsky.social
Pisseur de copie
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I guess I just wasn’t made for these times
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Whatever will they think of next
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
#tins of fishes?
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It’s what you were born to do
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It would matter in as much as it’s a license for #cans
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I might have a #cans
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Can never really rule it out
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Plenty of liquorice content, yes. More than the standard music bio, for sure.
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Have you read the book about Lawrence from out of Felt etc? Some unexpected SS content in there.
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It looks like an advertisement for a cheese-adjacent spreadable
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Yes that’s right 😬
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I too am literally skillz (with a z though)
February 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Badger5000
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Reposted by Badger5000
Just reading a CV which states, "I am good writing and literally skills".
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Crikey
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Hearing he’s now in line for the Watford job
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 AM
That’s pretty great
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 AM
‘Do not alert the meeting organiser to this response’
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Why-aye
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Bushey? Or are you just whamming?
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
You’re from SUNLUN?
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Lucy Letby and a couple of The Pretenders’ original line up
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 AM
☹️
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Where are you on mackerel?
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Wouldn’t be a problem in Tooting. But still, I fear you’ve taken me too literally.
February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM