Col
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Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
Pinned
And now the weather with mister frisky.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And now the weather with mister frisky.
Digging post holes with a spit and foundations with a spade. Fuck that shite.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Quadrat tossing
Quadrat tossing
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Calculating and preparing topical creams and unguents in a pharmacy.
Calculating and preparing topical creams and unguents in a pharmacy.
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Digging post holes with a spit and foundations with a spade. Fuck that shite.
Would you like to know what Cramlington is famous for?
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Would you like to know what Cramlington is famous for?
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
I've been to Cramlington in Northumberland, today.
What an absolute fucking armpit of a place.
What an absolute fucking armpit of a place.
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've been to Cramlington in Northumberland, today.
What an absolute fucking armpit of a place.
What an absolute fucking armpit of a place.
Another lad on Country File complaining the trade of watermill building is on an endangered skills list.
Of course it is! Alongside flint knappers, ruff makers, and mammoth butchers, ffs.
Of course it is! Alongside flint knappers, ruff makers, and mammoth butchers, ffs.
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Another lad on Country File complaining the trade of watermill building is on an endangered skills list.
Of course it is! Alongside flint knappers, ruff makers, and mammoth butchers, ffs.
Of course it is! Alongside flint knappers, ruff makers, and mammoth butchers, ffs.
A bloke on Country File just said he dealt with his trauma by walking through some woods and throwing leaves in a stream.
He said it was the most powerful experience of his life...
So I'm guessing you've never dropped a superman then got noshed off at a rave, mate?
He said it was the most powerful experience of his life...
So I'm guessing you've never dropped a superman then got noshed off at a rave, mate?
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A bloke on Country File just said he dealt with his trauma by walking through some woods and throwing leaves in a stream.
He said it was the most powerful experience of his life...
So I'm guessing you've never dropped a superman then got noshed off at a rave, mate?
He said it was the most powerful experience of his life...
So I'm guessing you've never dropped a superman then got noshed off at a rave, mate?
A lidl bit of Christmas cheer.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A lidl bit of Christmas cheer.
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I'm having teriyaki salmon with chilie and udon noodles.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm having teriyaki salmon with chilie and udon noodles.
We've shit out a Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We've shit out a Christmas.
She's giving grandad the fingers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
She's giving grandad the fingers.
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Need You Tonight
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December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Run To You
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December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Animal
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December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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"And Donald, I remember you used to love all those sex parties on my island"
Yes, you haven't seen him for six years but here's here tonight..!
Yes, you haven't seen him for six years but here's here tonight..!
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"And Donald, I remember you used to love all those sex parties on my island"
Yes, you haven't seen him for six years but here's here tonight..!
Yes, you haven't seen him for six years but here's here tonight..!
Aw, we can't play Scotland. Unless Scotland get out of the group stages of course...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Aw, we can't play Scotland. Unless Scotland get out of the group stages of course...
How the fuck did Rio Ferdinand get his beak into this?
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How the fuck did Rio Ferdinand get his beak into this?
Read the room, ffs. No one is here for this.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Read the room, ffs. No one is here for this.
Oh good lord no. This isn't football.
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh good lord no. This isn't football.