Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
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Big daft sod. MLF. I can type 300 wrods a minute.
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Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
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Just watched the first episode of Monster, the Ed Gein story. And it was the dirtiest thing I've ever seen.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Like every other Saturday night.
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You're though. Poor form, mate. Poor form.
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Hahaha. This is the correct answer.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Lou, you wouldn't get me out of the bath.
Also, swap it round. What would you do?
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Watching the Ed Gein thing on Netflix. You can't beat a good stranglewank.
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TFW you hate your house.
A Japanese restaurant called ‘Fuku House’.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
I hope it was violent, painful and terrifying. Just like he inflicted on his victims.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Well get some custard on those too. Custard fixes everything.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
I refuse to accept this. Get some custard on it.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
I did once catch a dose of snotty cock in Seaham so you make a salient point.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
My family are from Hendon and Southwick. Lovely, gentle area.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Not in Sunderland. You know what it's like up here, I was watching Z Cars and drinking a party 7 last night.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Well Marathons are Snickers, for a start.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
30 years ago, on a sunny Saturday afternoon, I'd be 4 pints in, waiting for my dealer, and planning on waking up tomorrow in a dirty woman's bed somewhere in county Durham.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Doing gentle DIY while listening to radio Gold and waiting for a heart bypass.

Just fucking kill me.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Well careful with me in there, what with my heart and my trick hip.
bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Hotel California by The Eagles is music for people who like turning music off.