Andy
@alreadytaken74.bsky.social
Always like to cheer myself up by going into HMV and having a good cackle at the prices of some of their vinyl.
Today’s laugh-riot: £35 for a Queen 12” single.
Today’s laugh-riot: £35 for a Queen 12” single.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Always like to cheer myself up by going into HMV and having a good cackle at the prices of some of their vinyl.
Today’s laugh-riot: £35 for a Queen 12” single.
Today’s laugh-riot: £35 for a Queen 12” single.
<bellows “FUCK OFF” through megaphone>
The fear of not having enough money is familiar. But there’s a quieter struggle at the top: feeling uncomfortable with having too much, says money psychotherapist Vicky Reynal ⬇️
Why my ultra-rich clients are ashamed of their wealth
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
<bellows “FUCK OFF” through megaphone>
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Just seen this clip of the Labour councillor going to the shitter during a meeting with his camera still on. Lovely stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Just seen this clip of the Labour councillor going to the shitter during a meeting with his camera still on. Lovely stuff.
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"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
Always appreciate it when this picture reappears of Cookie Monster writhing and screaming in agony after The One Show savagely pinned a poppy into his bare body.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Always appreciate it when this picture reappears of Cookie Monster writhing and screaming in agony after The One Show savagely pinned a poppy into his bare body.
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The Shiningg (1980) Stanley Kubrick
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The Shiningg (1980) Stanley Kubrick
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Attacking Monday like
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Attacking Monday like
Just scrolling watching some videos and got distracted by the sheer size of this guy’s laptop.
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just scrolling watching some videos and got distracted by the sheer size of this guy’s laptop.
Christ, there’s a lot going on here.
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Christ, there’s a lot going on here.
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
Woken up with a streaming cold so that’s good.
October 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Woken up with a streaming cold so that’s good.
Chippy tea tonight, ladz.
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Chippy tea tonight, ladz.
TFW you hate your house.
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TFW you hate your house.