Joel
@itsjoels.bsky.social
Oh my, oh my. Have you seen the weather?
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Joel
@itsjoels.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
I’m watching ‘Nuts In May’. They’ve just given Ray a lift.
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I’m watching ‘Nuts In May’. They’ve just given Ray a lift.
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The people who tell you we don’t need rent controls are the same people lining their pockets from charging over £1000 a month to live in a kitchen.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The people who tell you we don’t need rent controls are the same people lining their pockets from charging over £1000 a month to live in a kitchen.
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Kids today ain't even studying for their reports. They're Just using a time machine to go back and steal historical figures
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Kids today ain't even studying for their reports. They're Just using a time machine to go back and steal historical figures
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Anthony Gordon has parked outside Anfield Peter Odemwingie stylee
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Anthony Gordon has parked outside Anfield Peter Odemwingie stylee
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I'm not sick but I'm not well. And I'm so hot cos I'm in hell. But never mind, because every hour my new Bluesky bot will post a screenshot from a random episode of Channel 4's Peep Show!
Hourly Peep Show (@hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org)
A random frame from a random Peep Show episode, every hour, on the hour. If you don't know the TV show, this probably isn't what you're looking for.
Episode details in alt text.
By Dave Bagpuss Fors...
hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I'm not sick but I'm not well. And I'm so hot cos I'm in hell. But never mind, because every hour my new Bluesky bot will post a screenshot from a random episode of Channel 4's Peep Show!
Thing is, we all knew Mandelson was a prick and a crook in 1997, didn’t we?
BREAKING on ft website:
Lord Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed £20bn of asset sales and revealed Labour’s tax policy plans
www.ft.com/content/fdf7...
Lord Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed £20bn of asset sales and revealed Labour’s tax policy plans
www.ft.com/content/fdf7...
Mandelson leaked sensitive UK government tax plans to Epstein
Former ambassador forwarded memo from special adviser to Gordon Brown to late sex offender in 2009
www.ft.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Thing is, we all knew Mandelson was a prick and a crook in 1997, didn’t we?
I think patriotism is, on the whole, a very stupid and pointless thing, but I do get wound up when the arseholes who claim to love this country to most are the first ones to repeatedly claim how shit it is.
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I think patriotism is, on the whole, a very stupid and pointless thing, but I do get wound up when the arseholes who claim to love this country to most are the first ones to repeatedly claim how shit it is.
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We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
Joey Essex’s house is up for sale. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
4 bedroom detached house for sale in Courtland Drive, Chigwell, Essex, IG7 for £2,750,000. Marketed by John Thoma Bespoke Estate Agency, Chigwell Branch
www.rightmove.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Joey Essex’s house is up for sale. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
Just read someone in the US insisting that in the UK, we call umbrellas "bumbershoots".
February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
It sort of makes sense why they made her look a bit stupid every week as well. Not dreadfully stupid, because her dad is The Rock, but just stupid enough so no one could take her seriously. I dunno man, that fucking company.
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It sort of makes sense why they made her look a bit stupid every week as well. Not dreadfully stupid, because her dad is The Rock, but just stupid enough so no one could take her seriously. I dunno man, that fucking company.
“I don’t remember being given $75,000” is like, you’re either rich enough, or you’re stupid. I remember exactly where I found £20, on my way to a Bloc Party gig. And why did they need this money off these people? It makes me so angry. It’s just rinse rinse rinse grasp grasp grasp all the time.
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“I don’t remember being given $75,000” is like, you’re either rich enough, or you’re stupid. I remember exactly where I found £20, on my way to a Bloc Party gig. And why did they need this money off these people? It makes me so angry. It’s just rinse rinse rinse grasp grasp grasp all the time.
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Living alone is so dumb. You'll be asking your pets if they've seen your phone and those bitches never know.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Living alone is so dumb. You'll be asking your pets if they've seen your phone and those bitches never know.
Have these people ever seen #BlanketyBlank?
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Have these people ever seen #BlanketyBlank?
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Steady, ladies. #BlanketyBlank #Wogan
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Steady, ladies. #BlanketyBlank #Wogan
Forgot about this. #BlanketyBlank youtu.be/cUC4un_G5AA?...
Blankety Blank Comic Relief 2003 sketch (clearer version + curtain call)
YouTube video by Paul Putner
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Forgot about this. #BlanketyBlank youtu.be/cUC4un_G5AA?...
The microphone was a gimmick brought over from the American Match Game. #BlanketyBlank
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The microphone was a gimmick brought over from the American Match Game. #BlanketyBlank
Karen Kay, mother of Jay Kay, out of the Jamiroquais. #BlanketyBlank
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Karen Kay, mother of Jay Kay, out of the Jamiroquais. #BlanketyBlank
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Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
Kind of amazing that a show as archaic as this is basically the hit show of the 21st century all over the world. #ComeDancing
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Kind of amazing that a show as archaic as this is basically the hit show of the 21st century all over the world. #ComeDancing
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February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM