Joel
@itsjoels.bsky.social
Oh my, oh my. Have you seen the weather?
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Joel
@itsjoels.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
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Just time for a final sing-song. All together!
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Just time for a final sing-song. All together!
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Adolf Hitler never released a movie about Eva Braun. Even he would not have done that. People probably suggested he should and he said no that is crazy.
February 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Adolf Hitler never released a movie about Eva Braun. Even he would not have done that. People probably suggested he should and he said no that is crazy.
“Life is hard, and so am I”.
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
“Life is hard, and so am I”.
U2 have loads of good ones - I know you won’t admit that, but it’s true - and this is right up there. I bought this.
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
U2 have loads of good ones - I know you won’t admit that, but it’s true - and this is right up there. I bought this.
Again, I could flush all of Simply Red’s music straight down the toilet, but I would be reaching back in for this.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Again, I could flush all of Simply Red’s music straight down the toilet, but I would be reaching back in for this.
This explains why I’ve been hearing it everywhere today.
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This explains why I’ve been hearing it everywhere today.
It’s a great album. I like the little noise after Jake sings “hit of acid”.
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
It’s a great album. I like the little noise after Jake sings “hit of acid”.
This is a good song and Dr Robert had a great voice. That’s my review.
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This is a good song and Dr Robert had a great voice. That’s my review.
HIS NAME IS RAPHAEL RAVENSCROFT.
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
HIS NAME IS RAPHAEL RAVENSCROFT.
Not into Pearl Jam, but yeah, this is good, as is ‘Jeremy’.
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Not into Pearl Jam, but yeah, this is good, as is ‘Jeremy’.
Mandelson has essentially acted as a spy for foreign interests against those of his own country. It’s wild. Corrupt as it can possibly do, and we’ve all known it for 30 years. Plus, Starmer ignoring security warnings should be a resignation offence, but it won’t be.
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Mandelson has essentially acted as a spy for foreign interests against those of his own country. It’s wild. Corrupt as it can possibly do, and we’ve all known it for 30 years. Plus, Starmer ignoring security warnings should be a resignation offence, but it won’t be.
Denis is enjoying Harry Hill. And don’t worry, I’m stripping that wallpaper.
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Denis is enjoying Harry Hill. And don’t worry, I’m stripping that wallpaper.
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Reminder that "jaywalking" was literally made up by american car manufacturers to shift the blame for accidents from drivers to pedestrians. "Jay" was a slang term meaning "idiot" or "rube".
“Jaywalking is permitted in London. In 1966, the police tried to crack down on it, but gave up after three months.”
People walk and cycle on roads by right, people drive under licence.
Jaywalking is not a thing in English law and Waymo must not change that.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
People walk and cycle on roads by right, people drive under licence.
Jaywalking is not a thing in English law and Waymo must not change that.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Self-driving taxis are coming to London – should we be worried? | Jack Stilgoe
Waymo’s cars were first rolled out in San Francisco, but the English capital’s old roads, pelican crossings and jaywalkers may pose issues for AI, says science and technology professor Jack Stilgoe
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Reminder that "jaywalking" was literally made up by american car manufacturers to shift the blame for accidents from drivers to pedestrians. "Jay" was a slang term meaning "idiot" or "rube".
Shooby-dooby-do-wop.
I WANNA DEDICATE IT
Bop-bop-shoo-op.
EVERYBODY MADE IT
I WANNA DEDICATE IT
Bop-bop-shoo-op.
EVERYBODY MADE IT
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Shooby-dooby-do-wop.
I WANNA DEDICATE IT
Bop-bop-shoo-op.
EVERYBODY MADE IT
I WANNA DEDICATE IT
Bop-bop-shoo-op.
EVERYBODY MADE IT
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I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.
But did you look at the judge's order?
It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."
Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
But did you look at the judge's order?
It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."
Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.
But did you look at the judge's order?
It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."
Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
But did you look at the judge's order?
It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."
Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Do The Beatles really need that fucking AirBnb money?
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Do The Beatles really need that fucking AirBnb money?
My mind won’t stop calling Enzo Le Fee “Pepe Le Pew”.
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My mind won’t stop calling Enzo Le Fee “Pepe Le Pew”.
Every single time I see this lady on the Plantir advert, I think it’s Ian Rush.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Every single time I see this lady on the Plantir advert, I think it’s Ian Rush.
FINALLY. www.instagram.com/p/DURDfIvjTe...
Metro UK on Instagram: "'I am going to be straight with you, Rachel, get a grip.'
The median annual wage in the UK now sits at £39,039, with the average Brit’s savings pot amounting to £16,000 (altho...
163 likes, 20 comments - metro.co.uk on February 2, 2026: "'I am going to be straight with you, Rachel, get a grip.'
The median annual wage in the UK now sits at £39,039, with the average Brit’s savi...
www.instagram.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
FINALLY. www.instagram.com/p/DURDfIvjTe...
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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Transfer Deadline Day
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Transfer Deadline Day
This story is obviously scandalous, but also, are all of the firemen in America volunteers? That seems like something that should be paid for.
ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This story is obviously scandalous, but also, are all of the firemen in America volunteers? That seems like something that should be paid for.
I’m watching ‘Nuts In May’. They’ve just given Ray a lift.
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I’m watching ‘Nuts In May’. They’ve just given Ray a lift.
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The people who tell you we don’t need rent controls are the same people lining their pockets from charging over £1000 a month to live in a kitchen.
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The people who tell you we don’t need rent controls are the same people lining their pockets from charging over £1000 a month to live in a kitchen.
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Kids today ain't even studying for their reports. They're Just using a time machine to go back and steal historical figures
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Kids today ain't even studying for their reports. They're Just using a time machine to go back and steal historical figures