Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
24, Buff chimera, NO MINORS
"Lawyer" I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster)
24, Buff chimera, NO MINORS
"Lawyer" I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you
Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it.
(Writer, kinkster)
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Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while?
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
Listen, I'm a big guy and I'm a simple guy. If I find some twerp huffing my underwear I lovingly rip what he has on to shreads, slide my property up his cute twitchy legs (also my property) and give him arguably one of the easiest atomics to wear around all day!
What I'm saying is go for it hehe
What I'm saying is go for it hehe
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Listen, I'm a big guy and I'm a simple guy. If I find some twerp huffing my underwear I lovingly rip what he has on to shreads, slide my property up his cute twitchy legs (also my property) and give him arguably one of the easiest atomics to wear around all day!
What I'm saying is go for it hehe
What I'm saying is go for it hehe
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Tag your ship
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Tag your ship
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Looks like Link told Sidon about a new game called; "Brat Taming" and apperently Sidon is pretty good at it for his first time! He also seems to enjoy it quiet a lot, I mean who wouldnt want to wedgie and spank that brat! Someone wont be able to sit down for a long while~
Art by; CherryS-12
Art by; CherryS-12
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Looks like Link told Sidon about a new game called; "Brat Taming" and apperently Sidon is pretty good at it for his first time! He also seems to enjoy it quiet a lot, I mean who wouldnt want to wedgie and spank that brat! Someone wont be able to sit down for a long while~
Art by; CherryS-12
Art by; CherryS-12
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sorry to put this again but im scraping by w/ gov declining my health benefits for half a year now. im not in a bad spot but few coins go far as i been on that oatmeal and pasta diet for a while now 😅
ko-fi.com/lewmzi
ko-fi.com/lewmzi
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
sorry to put this again but im scraping by w/ gov declining my health benefits for half a year now. im not in a bad spot but few coins go far as i been on that oatmeal and pasta diet for a while now 😅
ko-fi.com/lewmzi
ko-fi.com/lewmzi
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#spanksgiving Day 21: Bullying!
Featuring @moon--13.bsky.social and @dunstonthelion.bsky.social !
Animated on patreon!
Featuring @moon--13.bsky.social and @dunstonthelion.bsky.social !
Animated on patreon!
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
#spanksgiving Day 21: Bullying!
Featuring @moon--13.bsky.social and @dunstonthelion.bsky.social !
Animated on patreon!
Featuring @moon--13.bsky.social and @dunstonthelion.bsky.social !
Animated on patreon!
I think I would personally make out with him sloppy style so he has something else to focus on. It's the humane thing to do, most don't have my compassion
Now boarding Air-Goose, priority boarding for one big nerd
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think I would personally make out with him sloppy style so he has something else to focus on. It's the humane thing to do, most don't have my compassion
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November 20th Dia de la Revolución!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 20th Dia de la Revolución!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
Happy birthday @hatio.bsky.social here's a story about me giving you wedgies. @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a cameo, ah the (butt) pains of being canon...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
The Argonian Double Jump by ExistencialVoid
What can I say? Tail's got good taste! Birthday story forhatio.bsky.social regarding a move he would like performed on him
www.furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy birthday @hatio.bsky.social here's a story about me giving you wedgies. @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a cameo, ah the (butt) pains of being canon...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
A little workplace bullying for my boyo @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social which I MEANT to upload on his birthday but faaaaaaailed to do. Please read it, it's good.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
The Paralegal by ExistencialVoid
Story for my friend (goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social ) Alfie. He suggested being Murphy's paralegal, not my fault I had fun with it
www.furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A little workplace bullying for my boyo @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social which I MEANT to upload on his birthday but faaaaaaailed to do. Please read it, it's good.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
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Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18
Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
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And I should say if you’re able to or want to donate to help me get out of this town or at the very least for now, be able to eat, it’d mean a ton to me. We’re starving. It’s bad.
Here’s my link. I don’t like begging but anything does help immensely. ko-fi.com/toastyraincl...
Here’s my link. I don’t like begging but anything does help immensely. ko-fi.com/toastyraincl...
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November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And I should say if you’re able to or want to donate to help me get out of this town or at the very least for now, be able to eat, it’d mean a ton to me. We’re starving. It’s bad.
Here’s my link. I don’t like begging but anything does help immensely. ko-fi.com/toastyraincl...
Here’s my link. I don’t like begging but anything does help immensely. ko-fi.com/toastyraincl...
November 20th Dia de la Revolución!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 20th Dia de la Revolución!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
My "anual tradition" of making a flag out of the undies of gringos I find cute (zoom in on the names you might find yourself). Featuring Garbanzo as the avatar for all you dweebs!
@hidegreenfox.bsky.social knocking it out of the park as usual!!
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Even winter coated, thick pawed, over sized cats of an explorer needs to get cozy on these winter nights.
Now who wants to be big spoon? *w*
#furryart
Now who wants to be big spoon? *w*
#furryart
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Even winter coated, thick pawed, over sized cats of an explorer needs to get cozy on these winter nights.
Now who wants to be big spoon? *w*
#furryart
Now who wants to be big spoon? *w*
#furryart
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
That's personal ;) but I do think him being a stuffed toy human lead to be enjoying drawn men (more than anthros, mind you) in... Situations. Also why the peak of intimacy for me is "I put you through a lot of pain and hardship, you thrive, I cuddle and tell you how much I love you all night"
What was yours!! I wanna hear now c:
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That's personal ;) but I do think him being a stuffed toy human lead to be enjoying drawn men (more than anthros, mind you) in... Situations. Also why the peak of intimacy for me is "I put you through a lot of pain and hardship, you thrive, I cuddle and tell you how much I love you all night"
Normalize asking furries what their favorite toys were growing up. Often explains a LOT about em
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Normalize asking furries what their favorite toys were growing up. Often explains a LOT about em
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subscribestar.adult/haxsmacks_art
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
subscribestar.adult/haxsmacks_art
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
(I gotta start promoting this a bit better...)
If you wanna see!
-Early Work in Progresses of my art
-Comics
-Animations
-Image Packs
-Demo for a game I got!
-Exclusive Subscribestar works
Then why not check out my subscribestar! You can join at $3!!
So just cause I'm posting something about it later in the month: It's time for a lil history lesson from actually mexican chimera Murphy!
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So just cause I'm posting something about it later in the month: It's time for a lil history lesson from actually mexican chimera Murphy!
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
I simply love my country and the ironic telenovela-esque nature of its horrors
November 20th is Mexican Revolution Day!!
🧵
👻💀 For scary days only I will not be yelling "WEDGIE!!" when I hike your undies up your ass, I'll be yelling "BOO!!" and pulling until your tighty whities line up with the moon.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
👻💀 For scary days only I will not be yelling "WEDGIE!!" when I hike your undies up your ass, I'll be yelling "BOO!!" and pulling until your tighty whities line up with the moon.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
I thank you all for your support in this spooky time.
A fun game:
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
A fun game:
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
Video call a nerd. They put the camera up to their crotch. Have a nice long conversation about putting them in their place and when you see a twitch or a tent... they get to give themselves a wedgie.
Strangest thing! The talking sections get shorter and shorter after every penalty
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Heard X-Men 97 is finally getting a season 2? Expect more mutant wedgies, I guess. 😎
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Heard X-Men 97 is finally getting a season 2? Expect more mutant wedgies, I guess. 😎
I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
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Finances in the red, means I will be taking five new commission slots!! Completion will be late November-early December. You know the drill, if you are interested, hit me up in DMs here or on Discord/Telegram!
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Finances in the red, means I will be taking five new commission slots!! Completion will be late November-early December. You know the drill, if you are interested, hit me up in DMs here or on Discord/Telegram!
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
I also have an all new comm sheet 👀
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kinda dealing with a code red situation rn yall www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HxQ...
I Actually Need Help....Forreals
YouTube video by SuperButterBuns
www.youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
kinda dealing with a code red situation rn yall www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HxQ...
Quick marketing tip: stop crediting the devil for every fun activity and god for every tragedy lmao
D&D is satanic again let's go
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Quick marketing tip: stop crediting the devil for every fun activity and god for every tragedy lmao