Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law | 24 | NO MINORS | Writer | Mexican 🇲🇽 asexual | I'm too deep in the lawyer gimmick to change it now but I do find suits hot so it works out
I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me
I'm a CHIMERA not a lion 🙄 that's just ¼ of me
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Murphy 💼🩵
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while?
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning
Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
My special is unblockable and it leads into an unskippable cutscene. You'll be squealing "what were the devs thinking?" with what remains of your breath 🩵
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A big BIG thank you to:
@magic0tter.bsky.social
@thegreatmsteak.bsky.social
@cocoashes.bsky.social
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
And the bf, Marshal!
I wonder who'll win?
The big, demon bully?
Or this party of goobers?
@magic0tter.bsky.social
@thegreatmsteak.bsky.social
@cocoashes.bsky.social
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
And the bf, Marshal!
I wonder who'll win?
The big, demon bully?
Or this party of goobers?
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My special is unblockable and it leads into an unskippable cutscene. You'll be squealing "what were the devs thinking?" with what remains of your breath 🩵
👋✊👊⬆️⬆️⬆️
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• VA-RI-E-TY!!! Wedgies are such a versatile kink it blows my fucking mind. The can also be added to most other kinks for extra domination and fun. No special objects, wedgies can happen ANYWHERE and look like ANYTHING.
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
• VA-RI-E-TY!!! Wedgies are such a versatile kink it blows my fucking mind. The can also be added to most other kinks for extra domination and fun. No special objects, wedgies can happen ANYWHERE and look like ANYTHING.
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
Want the bondage helplessness? Hanging wedgie! Breathplay and masks? Atomic!
• Boxers are valid for wedgies! They don't stretch as much or are culturally embarrassing BUT they often hurt more cause there's more fabric to stuff between the asscheeks and have hard seams digging in. They also rip easier. How are those balls feeling, loser? That crack? Wish you wore briefs yet?
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
• Boxers are valid for wedgies! They don't stretch as much or are culturally embarrassing BUT they often hurt more cause there's more fabric to stuff between the asscheeks and have hard seams digging in. They also rip easier. How are those balls feeling, loser? That crack? Wish you wore briefs yet?
• Have y'all noticed how easy it is to get into wedgies? Obviously the best freaks get REALLY into it but I feel like most kinksters haven't considered them in an proper context; once they do something just clicks. Not that I care about being normal but it's a pretty defendable kink and I love that.
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
• Have y'all noticed how easy it is to get into wedgies? Obviously the best freaks get REALLY into it but I feel like most kinksters haven't considered them in an proper context; once they do something just clicks. Not that I care about being normal but it's a pretty defendable kink and I love that.
• English speakers feel a tingle around the word "wedgie" which I have to imagine is comparable to what I have with "calzón chino" but honestly the spanish words are BETTER. It's a childish name (like "wedgie") but it's... Rude. A rude set of childish words. I pity those who can't know its magic.
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
• English speakers feel a tingle around the word "wedgie" which I have to imagine is comparable to what I have with "calzón chino" but honestly the spanish words are BETTER. It's a childish name (like "wedgie") but it's... Rude. A rude set of childish words. I pity those who can't know its magic.
• Underwear is just fucking cool. IRL I just love pulling someone's pants down and running my hands up and down their ass getting the legholes tangled on my fingers. Asking someone "You want a wedgie?" with my hands squeezing their covered ass is one of life's greatest joys. Argue with someone else.
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
• Underwear is just fucking cool. IRL I just love pulling someone's pants down and running my hands up and down their ass getting the legholes tangled on my fingers. Asking someone "You want a wedgie?" with my hands squeezing their covered ass is one of life's greatest joys. Argue with someone else.
• No one can wedgie you as good as your friends. Yeah bullies are fun in the dom/sub way but flossing your best friend so good his eyes cross and it's just a bit? Stellar. The pain in your ass that reminds you you have dope friends
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
• No one can wedgie you as good as your friends. Yeah bullies are fun in the dom/sub way but flossing your best friend so good his eyes cross and it's just a bit? Stellar. The pain in your ass that reminds you you have dope friends
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
• Turn all underwear into a thong and let me SEE. That. Ass!! 🤟🩵🩵
• Wedgies are kinda why I can find men hot in general. It's rough, strength based, endurance based but also so fucking STUPID and silly and undeserious. Men giving out wedgies is as toxic as I want masculinity to ever get. Culturally it's such a male behavior I can't NOT like men as a whole from it
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
• Wedgies are kinda why I can find men hot in general. It's rough, strength based, endurance based but also so fucking STUPID and silly and undeserious. Men giving out wedgies is as toxic as I want masculinity to ever get. Culturally it's such a male behavior I can't NOT like men as a whole from it
I sometimes need to be reminded that alcohol rules! I'm so horny right now and thinking about wedgies, here are my drunken thoughts:
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I sometimes need to be reminded that alcohol rules! I'm so horny right now and thinking about wedgies, here are my drunken thoughts:
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
• Wedgies are fun cause they hurt you with the most intimate clothing you have. This garment you keep secret? Let me use it to hurt you. So evil. So PLAYFULLY evil.
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Paying my tax to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social so he'll notice me
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Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
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Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Paying my tax to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social so he'll notice me
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Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
~~~
Garbanzo is learning the hard way the danger of agreeing to sign contracts with their fae bullies to and I quote
"MaKe ThE cHafFFFFing STOOOOOP!😭"
As a fun side effect though it means he can get pulled in for mandatory fun times!
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@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
"Hey Jayden, why didn't you tell me yesterday was your birthday?" Murphy chuckled, his snake tail hissing with excitement.
I backed away slowly, my voice struggling to articulate well "I-I made a post earlier, I-I’m sure you could've-"
"Turn around..." Murphy demanded.
"Hey Jayden, why didn't you tell me yesterday was your birthday?" Murphy chuckled, his snake tail hissing with excitement.
I backed away slowly, my voice struggling to articulate well "I-I made a post earlier, I-I’m sure you could've-"
"Turn around..." Murphy demanded.
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
"Hey Jayden, why didn't you tell me yesterday was your birthday?" Murphy chuckled, his snake tail hissing with excitement.
I backed away slowly, my voice struggling to articulate well "I-I made a post earlier, I-I’m sure you could've-"
"Turn around..." Murphy demanded.
"Hey Jayden, why didn't you tell me yesterday was your birthday?" Murphy chuckled, his snake tail hissing with excitement.
I backed away slowly, my voice struggling to articulate well "I-I made a post earlier, I-I’m sure you could've-"
"Turn around..." Murphy demanded.
Your boss is real busy today so he pulls out his trusty sticky notes.
"Stretch this" on your waistband
"Twist" on your left nipple "Pinch" on your right
One on your forehead that says "Now swirly" and on top of it one that says "Noogie this" so one reveals the next.
He covers your body in tasks...
"Stretch this" on your waistband
"Twist" on your left nipple "Pinch" on your right
One on your forehead that says "Now swirly" and on top of it one that says "Noogie this" so one reveals the next.
He covers your body in tasks...
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Your boss is real busy today so he pulls out his trusty sticky notes.
"Stretch this" on your waistband
"Twist" on your left nipple "Pinch" on your right
One on your forehead that says "Now swirly" and on top of it one that says "Noogie this" so one reveals the next.
He covers your body in tasks...
"Stretch this" on your waistband
"Twist" on your left nipple "Pinch" on your right
One on your forehead that says "Now swirly" and on top of it one that says "Noogie this" so one reveals the next.
He covers your body in tasks...
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Well... I got my x-rays back... Yeah, uncurable. They say it's in my bones now 🤘😔
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Well... I got my x-rays back... Yeah, uncurable. They say it's in my bones now 🤘😔
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January 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Me encanta me encanta me encanta
Thanks again, dude this is amazing!!
Thanks again, dude this is amazing!!
Drew this for my friend @badluckmurphy.bsky.social inspired by the recent simpsons episode
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Me encanta me encanta me encanta
Thanks again, dude this is amazing!!
Thanks again, dude this is amazing!!
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Happy New Year!
Celebrating with my first YCH, an RPG kind of thingy
$15 Halfbody (5 slots), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to make up the party
$30 Fullbody (1 slot), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to be the boss
First come first served, please DM!
Paypal please
Celebrating with my first YCH, an RPG kind of thingy
$15 Halfbody (5 slots), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to make up the party
$30 Fullbody (1 slot), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to be the boss
First come first served, please DM!
Paypal please
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Happy New Year!
Celebrating with my first YCH, an RPG kind of thingy
$15 Halfbody (5 slots), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to make up the party
$30 Fullbody (1 slot), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to be the boss
First come first served, please DM!
Paypal please
Celebrating with my first YCH, an RPG kind of thingy
$15 Halfbody (5 slots), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to make up the party
$30 Fullbody (1 slot), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to be the boss
First come first served, please DM!
Paypal please
I think 2026 is the year of trying to give Murphy more body hair. Thoughts?
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I think 2026 is the year of trying to give Murphy more body hair. Thoughts?
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Was fully a half baked idea meant to be done to @monkeycat9.bsky.social Demon dad character Leo in time for Chrimbas, but I'm not about to wait a whole nother year to make it season appropriate -w-;;
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Was fully a half baked idea meant to be done to @monkeycat9.bsky.social Demon dad character Leo in time for Chrimbas, but I'm not about to wait a whole nother year to make it season appropriate -w-;;
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Just made something silly for you guys 👉👈💜
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just made something silly for you guys 👉👈💜
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Listen, I get wedgies just like everyone, okay? You don't gotta get your panties in a twist about it. If I'm being honest Tail is a real jerk, he always knows when I'm not paying attention. You guys are lucky you're not attached to this dude
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Listen, I get wedgies just like everyone, okay? You don't gotta get your panties in a twist about it. If I'm being honest Tail is a real jerk, he always knows when I'm not paying attention. You guys are lucky you're not attached to this dude
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
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I will surely suffer no consequences doing this to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
June 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I will surely suffer no consequences doing this to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social
As you all know I'm normal as fuck, so I commissioned the great @madbunny.bsky.social to draw my hubby Nameless Stone Monster because despite the fact that he's only on screen one episode and dies (spoilers) there isn't a ton of wedgie art of him AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU I DESERVE GIFTS TOO 😡
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
As you all know I'm normal as fuck, so I commissioned the great @madbunny.bsky.social to draw my hubby Nameless Stone Monster because despite the fact that he's only on screen one episode and dies (spoilers) there isn't a ton of wedgie art of him AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU I DESERVE GIFTS TOO 😡
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Man that’s deep
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Man that’s deep
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social