Murphy S. Paw, attorney at law
@badluckmurphy.bsky.social
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23 Buff chimera NO MINORS I'm a lawyer, I bill you in wedgies and whatever good noises I can get out of you Snake tail has his own brain and memory, don't think about it. (Writer, kinkster, fetishist, not an actual lawyer)
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Need legal advice? Need the persperson who sued you walking funny for a while?

We've got your back. Murphy & Tail, the only lawfirm that looks good winning

Art by @harryh4.bsky.social
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Anti drug and anti drinking campaigns should tell kids that if they just wait until they're older they'll have more independence, their own money and every drug and drink will hit WAY harder. Being a square my whole childhood made it so I can get drunk and high far cheaper than my contemporaries 🤤
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I will mourn the moment of you that once taught me of stars, of their ages, of their dreams. I will mourn a friend as he can no longer mourn his sanity. I will mourn you like one mourns a caterpillar when only the butterfly remains, a cub when only the beast remains. Farewell. You were marvelous...
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Yes!! The Infamouse! I adored that little guy, lost the doodle I made for him tho. For sure someone I would henchamn for and also bully relentlessly
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
You made sure to treat his the way yours couldn't be treated, right buddy?
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
The fact that you posted this WHILE we were chatting is very funny (:
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Jack these ideas are so fucked up I'l actually crying and praying and neither seems to help with my unease. You are mad, a tempestuous madness that is deserving of every fear felt by man
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Ohhhh that's why you were so jolly yesterday now I understand
Happy birthday, bro!!
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Being right is my second favorite hobby 😁
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"Why did you comm art of you getting wedgied?" BECAUSE MY ASS LOOKS SPECTACULAR HERE! Don't think about it, just drool

@indiego.bsky.social did a fantastic job. I'm so happy with this one
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
This fucking rules buddy
Kick seems simple. Would be fun if he smacked his ass first and then nutcracker
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Hatio did you repost this to get more clips of bullies you like in gloves? Be honest now, you fishing?
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Yes... Yesssss...
macholobo.bsky.social
c0mm for @/ZyruseEnigma on twt! 💀❤️
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Ojos de Asesino

Cuando con solo una mirada sabes que no hay repuesta correcta y que cada error saldrá caro…

Enrique Aceves: “El puto esta que se caga pa’ dentro… No me va a durar nada.”

🎨 @PandaemonDX Twitter

Enrique Aceves, El Mata Putos @wolfplot.bsky.social

#furryart
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They used his measurements when they made lockers
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@goobingoober.bsky.social is such a sweet goober

It's no drone art, but man do I love his characters
badluckmurphy.bsky.social
Perfect. Seventeen kisses and my squeezing hands firmly planted on his asscheeks, please :)
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Which one's Lenard and how do I kiss them sloppy style?
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Best brand integration I've ever seen lmao
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All of it? Did you not stop and think how this would affect me? *drags you to the bathroom* Fuck's sake, Toasty...