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Dickcember Kong 🎄
@badnanza.com
🌈 Performative faggot
🐉 Tatt-thusiast
🪨 Sentient rock
🎮 SMB2: Lost Levels purist
🧱 LEGO manchild ‘till death
📮 Glory to Master Kohga
Pinned
I’d love some Switch 2 bloomfs 😘😘😘 add me.
Men of a Certain Age thread.

40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This slutty gym ensemble has provided me successful encounters without fail. It’s foolproof 🍑💙
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’ve heard it said
It’s good to get a load off your chest

But even better to a blow a load on your chest
🎶💦
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At last, a good bj at the gym. He worked my dick so good!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ok I powered through. Still really need a dick or five sometime today or I’m moving to a convent
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
#fcf from 365 days ago cause I’m currently experiencing sexiness deficiency syndrome
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In service of All-Cock Friday 🐓
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
🎶WoNdErFuL, the house is Won-drer-FUL. The neighbors can’t help but stop and click 📸 🎶🩷🎄💚
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’ve been nothing but a whore all year 😭🫣
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So 🤔🤔🤔 is thuggin’ on the streets violently ripping families apart also a hobby? Asking for nurses.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
December? Again? In this economy?!

…and on #mcm of all days 😱🖤
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
No good dick goes unpoliiiished 🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Tonight on ‘Petulant Assholes:’

PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up

Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond

PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner

(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)

PA:
Nvm, cancelled.

Final straw. 🚫
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What’s happening in your 2026?

Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep

😭😵‍💫
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
It’s just me, and my stuffed, grateful smile. For all of you friends, boyfriends, crushes. That’s all 😘🫂
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Happy Dicksgiving!
Wanna get basted?
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You’ve got me Kegeling
#humpday
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Unlimited, the screen is UnLiiiiMiTeD🎶💚🩷🎶
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Missed opportunity at the gym today 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s good to see me, innit? 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Full circle, having just seen Wicked: For Good in this Elphabulocious ensemble 💚🩷
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I do not agree with the critical lambastmentation of Wicked: For Good. It’s GOOD!
💚🩷
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Rope-toss Friday ☺️
#fcf
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM