Dickcember Kong 🎄
@badnanza.com
🌈 Performative faggot
🐉 Tatt-thusiast
🪨 Sentient rock
🎮 SMB2: Lost Levels purist
🧱 LEGO manchild ‘till death
📮 Glory to Master Kohga
🐉 Tatt-thusiast
🪨 Sentient rock
🎮 SMB2: Lost Levels purist
🧱 LEGO manchild ‘till death
📮 Glory to Master Kohga
Pinned
🎶WoNdErFuL, the house is Won-drer-FUL. The neighbors can’t help but stop and click 📸 🎶🩷🎄💚
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🎶WoNdErFuL, the house is Won-drer-FUL. The neighbors can’t help but stop and click 📸 🎶🩷🎄💚
I’ve been nothing but a whore all year 😭🫣
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been nothing but a whore all year 😭🫣
So 🤔🤔🤔 is thuggin’ on the streets violently ripping families apart also a hobby? Asking for nurses.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So 🤔🤔🤔 is thuggin’ on the streets violently ripping families apart also a hobby? Asking for nurses.
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
No good dick goes unpoliiiished 🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
No good dick goes unpoliiiished 🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
Tonight on ‘Petulant Assholes:’
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Tonight on ‘Petulant Assholes:’
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
What’s happening in your 2026?
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What’s happening in your 2026?
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
It’s just me, and my stuffed, grateful smile. For all of you friends, boyfriends, crushes. That’s all 😘🫂
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It’s just me, and my stuffed, grateful smile. For all of you friends, boyfriends, crushes. That’s all 😘🫂
Happy Dicksgiving!
Wanna get basted?
Wanna get basted?
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy Dicksgiving!
Wanna get basted?
Wanna get basted?
Unlimited, the screen is UnLiiiiMiTeD🎶💚🩷🎶
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Unlimited, the screen is UnLiiiiMiTeD🎶💚🩷🎶
Missed opportunity at the gym today 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Missed opportunity at the gym today 😭
It’s good to see me, innit? 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s good to see me, innit? 🖤
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
Full circle, having just seen Wicked: For Good in this Elphabulocious ensemble 💚🩷
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Full circle, having just seen Wicked: For Good in this Elphabulocious ensemble 💚🩷
I do not agree with the critical lambastmentation of Wicked: For Good. It’s GOOD!
💚🩷
💚🩷
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I do not agree with the critical lambastmentation of Wicked: For Good. It’s GOOD!
💚🩷
💚🩷
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
It’s raining, and I can’t get wet or I melt 🧙. So today the house got holiday’d. 🎄
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s raining, and I can’t get wet or I melt 🧙. So today the house got holiday’d. 🎄
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don’t look at me, that’s not my load 🤤😈
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don’t look at me, that’s not my load 🤤😈
This dude doing arm curls next to me couldn’t hide his boner despite channeling all his energy away from his dick 🥹🤤
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This dude doing arm curls next to me couldn’t hide his boner despite channeling all his energy away from his dick 🥹🤤
It’s Tuesday. My dick missed you, do you miss him too?
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s Tuesday. My dick missed you, do you miss him too?
‘Sup, monocrhomos? 🖤🩶🤍
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
‘Sup, monocrhomos? 🖤🩶🤍
I just wanna build my mom a house and have her set for the rest of her life with everything she’ll ever need. Including a tech nerd for all her ‘Dooonnnnn I can’t remember my password” needs. That’s all.
You have been cursed. You somehow acquired vast wealth and in order to stave off the madness associated with it (and thus use it for good), you have to fund eccentric and ridiculous art prizes.
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I just wanna build my mom a house and have her set for the rest of her life with everything she’ll ever need. Including a tech nerd for all her ‘Dooonnnnn I can’t remember my password” needs. That’s all.