Mike Jones
@badnewsjones.bsky.social
Expat
Evertonian
Travel at every opportunity
Off the hamster wheel.
Mainly Everton moaning, but I'll occasionally post anti-government corruption, anti-zionist & woke nonsense. If that's not your bag, don't follow 😎
Evertonian
Travel at every opportunity
Off the hamster wheel.
Mainly Everton moaning, but I'll occasionally post anti-government corruption, anti-zionist & woke nonsense. If that's not your bag, don't follow 😎
@philippeauclair.bsky.social Re: Harrison, Leeds fans feel betrayed because he had a relegation release clause that allowed him to depart (even on loan). Rather than stick around and "fight for the shirt"™ he fancied premier league football (of sorts) at Everton.
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
@philippeauclair.bsky.social Re: Harrison, Leeds fans feel betrayed because he had a relegation release clause that allowed him to depart (even on loan). Rather than stick around and "fight for the shirt"™ he fancied premier league football (of sorts) at Everton.
Obviously the wrong shade of citizen.
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Obviously the wrong shade of citizen.
Iranian missiles over Qatar. Al Udeid airbase the likely target
June 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Iranian missiles over Qatar. Al Udeid airbase the likely target
Finally deactivated Twitter earlier today. Didn't use it much, but the car hitting pedestrians a few days back really showed up what the majority of users are like.
Dong have time for that level of hateful stupidity in my life.
Dong have time for that level of hateful stupidity in my life.
May 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Finally deactivated Twitter earlier today. Didn't use it much, but the car hitting pedestrians a few days back really showed up what the majority of users are like.
Dong have time for that level of hateful stupidity in my life.
Dong have time for that level of hateful stupidity in my life.
This delay with the Man City verdict is getting ridiculous now.
April 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This delay with the Man City verdict is getting ridiculous now.
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What a fucking cunt.
BREAKING: There has just been a huge argument between Zelenskyy, Trump & Vance in the Oval Office.
Trump calls Zelenskyy disrespectful and says he “is no position to dictate” to the US.
Trump raises his voice to Zelenskyy. He can’t stand someone standing up to him.
This is unbelievable.
Trump calls Zelenskyy disrespectful and says he “is no position to dictate” to the US.
Trump raises his voice to Zelenskyy. He can’t stand someone standing up to him.
This is unbelievable.
February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What a fucking cunt.
A thing of beauty.
He made some absolutely terrible decisions during his reign, but Moshiri has left Everton something incredible.
Without him we'd be in a crumbing Goodison with no sign of any move.
He made some absolutely terrible decisions during his reign, but Moshiri has left Everton something incredible.
Without him we'd be in a crumbing Goodison with no sign of any move.
February 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
A thing of beauty.
He made some absolutely terrible decisions during his reign, but Moshiri has left Everton something incredible.
Without him we'd be in a crumbing Goodison with no sign of any move.
He made some absolutely terrible decisions during his reign, but Moshiri has left Everton something incredible.
Without him we'd be in a crumbing Goodison with no sign of any move.
That lot will never have a "corner flag guy." They're too busy fretting that their i-pad is almost out of battery.
I mean, you can never have two many photos of 'trent' taking a throw in.
I mean, you can never have two many photos of 'trent' taking a throw in.
On Tarkowski and the Corner Flag Guy www.theguardian.com/football/202...
The great escapism: Everton’s Corner Flag Guy and football’s lasting capacity for joy | Max Rushden
This has been a testing time on a personal level but watching the euphoria at Goodison reminded me of how the game can liberate
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That lot will never have a "corner flag guy." They're too busy fretting that their i-pad is almost out of battery.
I mean, you can never have two many photos of 'trent' taking a throw in.
I mean, you can never have two many photos of 'trent' taking a throw in.
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It has to be said, and fair fcukin' do's to him -
But Virgil van Dijk is on a par with Emlyn Hughes as being, from an Evertonian perspective, the biggest tit ever to wear a red shirt.
His comments, about that being Everton's cup final tonight.
Grow the fcuk up, you spoilt brat!
#UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON
But Virgil van Dijk is on a par with Emlyn Hughes as being, from an Evertonian perspective, the biggest tit ever to wear a red shirt.
His comments, about that being Everton's cup final tonight.
Grow the fcuk up, you spoilt brat!
#UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON
February 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Make no mistake, they're fucking livid.
Curtis Jones doing his best scappy doo impression, Slots antics all game, (Both examples of performative bollocks for their gullible fans) 'Big Virg' crying about cup finals after cowering all game.
Thank you, Everton.
UTFT!
Curtis Jones doing his best scappy doo impression, Slots antics all game, (Both examples of performative bollocks for their gullible fans) 'Big Virg' crying about cup finals after cowering all game.
Thank you, Everton.
UTFT!
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Make no mistake, they're fucking livid.
Curtis Jones doing his best scappy doo impression, Slots antics all game, (Both examples of performative bollocks for their gullible fans) 'Big Virg' crying about cup finals after cowering all game.
Thank you, Everton.
UTFT!
Curtis Jones doing his best scappy doo impression, Slots antics all game, (Both examples of performative bollocks for their gullible fans) 'Big Virg' crying about cup finals after cowering all game.
Thank you, Everton.
UTFT!
Evertonians, treat this as a confessional.
If you were one of those that were claiming:
"It's not Dyche, it's this group of poor players"
This is your chance to own up and move on.
There was a LOT of you.
If you were one of those that were claiming:
"It's not Dyche, it's this group of poor players"
This is your chance to own up and move on.
There was a LOT of you.
February 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Evertonians, treat this as a confessional.
If you were one of those that were claiming:
"It's not Dyche, it's this group of poor players"
This is your chance to own up and move on.
There was a LOT of you.
If you were one of those that were claiming:
"It's not Dyche, it's this group of poor players"
This is your chance to own up and move on.
There was a LOT of you.
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Some of these explanations / reaches are just desperate.
Just heard ‘it’s to trigger the libs’
If you want to trigger people by making them terrified you’re a Nazi you’ve got a screw loose anyway
Just heard ‘it’s to trigger the libs’
If you want to trigger people by making them terrified you’re a Nazi you’ve got a screw loose anyway
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Some of these explanations / reaches are just desperate.
Just heard ‘it’s to trigger the libs’
If you want to trigger people by making them terrified you’re a Nazi you’ve got a screw loose anyway
Just heard ‘it’s to trigger the libs’
If you want to trigger people by making them terrified you’re a Nazi you’ve got a screw loose anyway
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These people, who have stolen an extra $2,000,000,000,000 last year, have convinced you that you have less money because of other poor people.
It's time to wake up. This is class warfare.
Your enemy is not coming by a small boat, they're coming by private jet.
www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ja...
It's time to wake up. This is class warfare.
Your enemy is not coming by a small boat, they're coming by private jet.
www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ja...
Wealth of world’s billionaires grew by $2tn in 2024, report finds
Rate of wealth growth last year was three times faster than 2023, Oxfam inequality research reveals
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
These people, who have stolen an extra $2,000,000,000,000 last year, have convinced you that you have less money because of other poor people.
It's time to wake up. This is class warfare.
Your enemy is not coming by a small boat, they're coming by private jet.
www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ja...
It's time to wake up. This is class warfare.
Your enemy is not coming by a small boat, they're coming by private jet.
www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ja...
Take that ya little try hard twat.
January 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Take that ya little try hard twat.
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🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
January 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
when you go, will you send back
a lettuce from America?
🎶
Two seats together in TB2 going on resale in 5 min, Blues.
January 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Two seats together in TB2 going on resale in 5 min, Blues.
Absolutely everyone behind it belongs in Jail.
And the mouth breathing dickheads who voted for it despite all the warnings from experts shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything ever again.
Democracy isn't for fucking divvies
And the mouth breathing dickheads who voted for it despite all the warnings from experts shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything ever again.
Democracy isn't for fucking divvies
So, Tories finally admit they left the EU with no plan “for growth”.
They also had no plan for trade, science, the arts, business, jobs, training, education, travel, farming, fishing, borders, immigration, healthcare, regulations, food security…
for ANYTHING…
A catastrophe of prejudiced uselessness.
They also had no plan for trade, science, the arts, business, jobs, training, education, travel, farming, fishing, borders, immigration, healthcare, regulations, food security…
for ANYTHING…
A catastrophe of prejudiced uselessness.
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Absolutely everyone behind it belongs in Jail.
And the mouth breathing dickheads who voted for it despite all the warnings from experts shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything ever again.
Democracy isn't for fucking divvies
And the mouth breathing dickheads who voted for it despite all the warnings from experts shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything ever again.
Democracy isn't for fucking divvies
Apart from the one game when we played an utterly shambolic Wolves, we don't score AT ALL with Douccore as an advanced midfielder. I mean, we were relatively free scoring when he didn't even get on the pitch.
Stop playing him there. (Or just stop playing him)
Stop playing him there. (Or just stop playing him)
January 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Apart from the one game when we played an utterly shambolic Wolves, we don't score AT ALL with Douccore as an advanced midfielder. I mean, we were relatively free scoring when he didn't even get on the pitch.
Stop playing him there. (Or just stop playing him)
Stop playing him there. (Or just stop playing him)
@philippeauclair.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social after a blip I'd suggest a slump then a crisis.
Wobble
Blip
Slump
Crisis
Wobble
Blip
Slump
Crisis
January 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@philippeauclair.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social after a blip I'd suggest a slump then a crisis.
Wobble
Blip
Slump
Crisis
Wobble
Blip
Slump
Crisis
A good statement from Dyche.
I'm forever grateful for his first 18 months, and will get his eventual autobiography just for that period.
The wheels definitely came off this season and we never really recovered for the Bournemouth debacle.
Anywayz onwards.
I'm forever grateful for his first 18 months, and will get his eventual autobiography just for that period.
The wheels definitely came off this season and we never really recovered for the Bournemouth debacle.
Anywayz onwards.
January 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
A good statement from Dyche.
I'm forever grateful for his first 18 months, and will get his eventual autobiography just for that period.
The wheels definitely came off this season and we never really recovered for the Bournemouth debacle.
Anywayz onwards.
I'm forever grateful for his first 18 months, and will get his eventual autobiography just for that period.
The wheels definitely came off this season and we never really recovered for the Bournemouth debacle.
Anywayz onwards.
Happy PSR day, Blues!
Who's getting a nice letter from the FA today informing them of an upcoming hearing?
Who's getting a nice letter from the FA today informing them of an upcoming hearing?
January 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Happy PSR day, Blues!
Who's getting a nice letter from the FA today informing them of an upcoming hearing?
Who's getting a nice letter from the FA today informing them of an upcoming hearing?
@msidouglas.bsky.social seems everyone was caught on the hop today re: Dyche.
What's next? 🤔
What's next? 🤔
January 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@msidouglas.bsky.social seems everyone was caught on the hop today re: Dyche.
What's next? 🤔
What's next? 🤔
All I want from Everton is something normal.
January 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All I want from Everton is something normal.