Coffee pain GOOD.

Who am I kidding, you can pry the ice coffee from my actually cold hands.

What's up it's spaghetti o'clock

BLUE LOBSTAH, I REPEAT BLUE!!!!!

Except for the salvation army, those guys can go lick a turtle.

Speaking as a college professor I cannot recommend that any poor and/or struggling students who need textbooks and cannot afford them and are looking for alternate ways to get the info they need and use resources that are free and available to them without compunction look at the screenshots below 👇

old comic

mealtime

This was me last weekend.

I regret nothing.

This is a game I'd wanna play. #supernintedoworld

Yo I heard you like furries. Have you heard of The Wuzzles????

These glasses are in fact a flex.

"Honey, company is coming, get out the nice glasses."

WE GAY.

I'm watching Seeing Red Episode 5 Season 20 of Project Runway. The judges are literally seeing red. They are so mad at the contestants. And so are the contestants.

“My years as a monk has made me who I am today. In Buddhism, we’re taught that nothing lasts forever, so we must learn to let go, especially of negative feelings. This showed me that if I didn’t accept myself first, I can’t expect others to accept me.” MiMi Tao is the absolute Queeniest 🥰😭💖

It's so purple tho

PURPLE DEER ALERT. "Nobody knows why"!!!!