Otter Nonsense
@baelyan.bsky.social
I think the name says it all...
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Otter Nonsense
@baelyan.bsky.social
· Dec 30
So...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
Well, turns out that this was inaccurate.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
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Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
I made lunch today.
It consisted of a dark chocolate coated salted caramel square, a glazed old fashioned doughnut, and a Coke.
Pain calories consumed. Now we can take meds.
It consisted of a dark chocolate coated salted caramel square, a glazed old fashioned doughnut, and a Coke.
Pain calories consumed. Now we can take meds.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I made lunch today.
It consisted of a dark chocolate coated salted caramel square, a glazed old fashioned doughnut, and a Coke.
Pain calories consumed. Now we can take meds.
It consisted of a dark chocolate coated salted caramel square, a glazed old fashioned doughnut, and a Coke.
Pain calories consumed. Now we can take meds.
The first cassette I ever owned was Queen's Greatest Hits. Which, if Sir Pratchett and Neil Gaiman are to be believed, could have been *anything* before it sat for a while...
The first cassette I ever owned was Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet. I was 10 and I bought it with my very first pay check ever (paper route).
The first cassette I ever owned was by Elvis Presley, my mother's boyfriend gave it to me (possibly for Christmas actually).
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The first cassette I ever owned was Queen's Greatest Hits. Which, if Sir Pratchett and Neil Gaiman are to be believed, could have been *anything* before it sat for a while...
I am painebriated. I want snuggles.
I also smell like a horse recovery stable because I used Absorbine on my neck.
I also smell like a horse recovery stable because I used Absorbine on my neck.
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I am painebriated. I want snuggles.
I also smell like a horse recovery stable because I used Absorbine on my neck.
I also smell like a horse recovery stable because I used Absorbine on my neck.
Warm up the deadly neurotoxin (Absorbine,) it's migraine day again.
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Warm up the deadly neurotoxin (Absorbine,) it's migraine day again.
My pain makes me feel drunk, and I'm a cuddly drunk.
Why are there no cuddles? This is some bullshit.
Why are there no cuddles? This is some bullshit.
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
My pain makes me feel drunk, and I'm a cuddly drunk.
Why are there no cuddles? This is some bullshit.
Why are there no cuddles? This is some bullshit.
Gonna lay in bed and try to be in less pain.
Y'all are welcome, if you want to snuggle.
Y'all are welcome, if you want to snuggle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Gonna lay in bed and try to be in less pain.
Y'all are welcome, if you want to snuggle.
Y'all are welcome, if you want to snuggle.
Saw this online. 100% agree.
February 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Saw this online. 100% agree.
I would like to lodge a formal complaint. There was rope, and I was not tied up.
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I would like to lodge a formal complaint. There was rope, and I was not tied up.
A friend posted this image in a Discord channel I was in today.
I don't know who the artist is, and neither did they, so I cannot credit properly. If you know who's work this is, please feel free to comment, so we can see more from them.
I don't know who the artist is, and neither did they, so I cannot credit properly. If you know who's work this is, please feel free to comment, so we can see more from them.
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
A friend posted this image in a Discord channel I was in today.
I don't know who the artist is, and neither did they, so I cannot credit properly. If you know who's work this is, please feel free to comment, so we can see more from them.
I don't know who the artist is, and neither did they, so I cannot credit properly. If you know who's work this is, please feel free to comment, so we can see more from them.
It's Groundhog Day.
I went outside, I saw my shadow, now I get to tell people to fuck off for six more weeks, right?
I went outside, I saw my shadow, now I get to tell people to fuck off for six more weeks, right?
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
It's Groundhog Day.
I went outside, I saw my shadow, now I get to tell people to fuck off for six more weeks, right?
I went outside, I saw my shadow, now I get to tell people to fuck off for six more weeks, right?
I eat corn on the cob with machine-like precision.
That's the level of attention to detail that I like to bring to every task involving my mouth.
That's the level of attention to detail that I like to bring to every task involving my mouth.
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I eat corn on the cob with machine-like precision.
That's the level of attention to detail that I like to bring to every task involving my mouth.
That's the level of attention to detail that I like to bring to every task involving my mouth.
Come on folks... You've got to pay the bard, or she won't sing for you.
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Come on folks... You've got to pay the bard, or she won't sing for you.
Got a crick in my neck...
Warm up the Deadly Neurotoxin
Warm up the Deadly Neurotoxin
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Got a crick in my neck...
Warm up the Deadly Neurotoxin
Warm up the Deadly Neurotoxin
Trying to make a playlist that is 168hrs long, of songs I know.
It's difficult to remember all the songs I know.
I'm at 107hrs.
It's difficult to remember all the songs I know.
I'm at 107hrs.
January 31, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Trying to make a playlist that is 168hrs long, of songs I know.
It's difficult to remember all the songs I know.
I'm at 107hrs.
It's difficult to remember all the songs I know.
I'm at 107hrs.
I'm having Space Rock Soup.
It's just packaged Ramen but, she put chicken in it so, it's meatier...
@angienash42.bsky.social
It's just packaged Ramen but, she put chicken in it so, it's meatier...
@angienash42.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I'm having Space Rock Soup.
It's just packaged Ramen but, she put chicken in it so, it's meatier...
@angienash42.bsky.social
It's just packaged Ramen but, she put chicken in it so, it's meatier...
@angienash42.bsky.social
I enjoy every time she squirts, because I know that I helped her find that place in her head. .)
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I enjoy every time she squirts, because I know that I helped her find that place in her head. .)
Spikes in my temples migraine.
I am not enjoying this.
I am not enjoying this.
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Spikes in my temples migraine.
I am not enjoying this.
I am not enjoying this.
My Brain: I'm pretty sure that dude is just making up words.
Also My Brain: That's how languages are made, yes...
Also My Brain: That's how languages are made, yes...
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My Brain: I'm pretty sure that dude is just making up words.
Also My Brain: That's how languages are made, yes...
Also My Brain: That's how languages are made, yes...
Her: How is *this* battle music?
Me: I don't know... It's making me want to punch the person who arranged it.
Me: I don't know... It's making me want to punch the person who arranged it.
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Her: How is *this* battle music?
Me: I don't know... It's making me want to punch the person who arranged it.
Me: I don't know... It's making me want to punch the person who arranged it.
Emotions suck.
So, I have brain damage and have spent most of my life as a sociopath, mostly disconnected from emotion.
A couple years ago, I started taking a supplement that had the odd side effect of bridging that connection.
I have had to learn about emotions, at age 40.
I do not like it.
So, I have brain damage and have spent most of my life as a sociopath, mostly disconnected from emotion.
A couple years ago, I started taking a supplement that had the odd side effect of bridging that connection.
I have had to learn about emotions, at age 40.
I do not like it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Emotions suck.
So, I have brain damage and have spent most of my life as a sociopath, mostly disconnected from emotion.
A couple years ago, I started taking a supplement that had the odd side effect of bridging that connection.
I have had to learn about emotions, at age 40.
I do not like it.
So, I have brain damage and have spent most of my life as a sociopath, mostly disconnected from emotion.
A couple years ago, I started taking a supplement that had the odd side effect of bridging that connection.
I have had to learn about emotions, at age 40.
I do not like it.
There are all these different genre conventions...
I need a Cuddle Con.
Come as your genuine self, because there *will* be someone who wants to cuddle with you.
I would spend all weekend cuddling my peoples.
Trans, Furry, Queer, Normies, I would cuddle everyone.
I need a Cuddle Con.
Come as your genuine self, because there *will* be someone who wants to cuddle with you.
I would spend all weekend cuddling my peoples.
Trans, Furry, Queer, Normies, I would cuddle everyone.
January 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
There are all these different genre conventions...
I need a Cuddle Con.
Come as your genuine self, because there *will* be someone who wants to cuddle with you.
I would spend all weekend cuddling my peoples.
Trans, Furry, Queer, Normies, I would cuddle everyone.
I need a Cuddle Con.
Come as your genuine self, because there *will* be someone who wants to cuddle with you.
I would spend all weekend cuddling my peoples.
Trans, Furry, Queer, Normies, I would cuddle everyone.
Yes, I see absolutely *stunning* people all over this platform, and my first thought it "ooh, cuddles."
Because I have body issues and I just assume that they wouldn't *want* to fuck me, so why would I bother them with that mess?
/continues
Because I have body issues and I just assume that they wouldn't *want* to fuck me, so why would I bother them with that mess?
/continues
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Yes, I see absolutely *stunning* people all over this platform, and my first thought it "ooh, cuddles."
Because I have body issues and I just assume that they wouldn't *want* to fuck me, so why would I bother them with that mess?
/continues
Because I have body issues and I just assume that they wouldn't *want* to fuck me, so why would I bother them with that mess?
/continues
Her: I want chicken pot pie...
Me: Cool. Have fun in the kitchen.
Now, had it been me, I am a lazy fucker. I would have mixed up the fillings, grabbed a crock or some ramekins, and probably thrown a biscuit top on it.
No. *She* made a full on pastry crust, because she's got skill and ambition.
Me: Cool. Have fun in the kitchen.
Now, had it been me, I am a lazy fucker. I would have mixed up the fillings, grabbed a crock or some ramekins, and probably thrown a biscuit top on it.
No. *She* made a full on pastry crust, because she's got skill and ambition.
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Her: I want chicken pot pie...
Me: Cool. Have fun in the kitchen.
Now, had it been me, I am a lazy fucker. I would have mixed up the fillings, grabbed a crock or some ramekins, and probably thrown a biscuit top on it.
No. *She* made a full on pastry crust, because she's got skill and ambition.
Me: Cool. Have fun in the kitchen.
Now, had it been me, I am a lazy fucker. I would have mixed up the fillings, grabbed a crock or some ramekins, and probably thrown a biscuit top on it.
No. *She* made a full on pastry crust, because she's got skill and ambition.
What's the difference between light and hard?
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
What's the difference between light and hard?