Otter Nonsense
@baelyan.bsky.social
I think the name says it all...
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So...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
Well, turns out that this was inaccurate.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
Alright, which one of you ordered marinated, tenderised Boy from @angienash42.bsky.social?
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Alright, which one of you ordered marinated, tenderised Boy from @angienash42.bsky.social?
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
Slightly diminish a band:
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Slightly diminish a band:
The Stationary Stones
The Stationary Stones
Slightly diminish a band:
Smashing Butternut Squashes
Smashing Butternut Squashes
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Maybe drinking while raiding was not the *best* choice for performance, but it was a good choice for my pain.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Maybe drinking while raiding was not the *best* choice for performance, but it was a good choice for my pain.
Nerve damage has its downsides, but @angienash42.bsky.social gets to work out her schadenfreude while beating my muscles with her paddle and the "jackhammer" (theragun).
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Nerve damage has its downsides, but @angienash42.bsky.social gets to work out her schadenfreude while beating my muscles with her paddle and the "jackhammer" (theragun).
Pain levels are currently at a new peak.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Pain levels are currently at a new peak.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
Today has been one false step away from going on a spree, and I'm broke, so it's not going to be shopping...
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Today has been one false step away from going on a spree, and I'm broke, so it's not going to be shopping...
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
"Oh, the weather is so nice out today..."
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"Oh, the weather is so nice out today..."
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
I don't want to get up and get food, but I have to have my morning pineapple...
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I don't want to get up and get food, but I have to have my morning pineapple...
It's the kind of morning where I was just thwarted by a shirt.
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
It's the kind of morning where I was just thwarted by a shirt.
Everything feels like I've got one low tire and my steering column is misaligned, today.
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Everything feels like I've got one low tire and my steering column is misaligned, today.
I'm shaking like a human vibrator today... Stupid nerve damage.
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I'm shaking like a human vibrator today... Stupid nerve damage.
Behold my uncompromisingly masculine beverage.
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Behold my uncompromisingly masculine beverage.
Pain took me out. Hallie is the only one who was up for cuddles.
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Pain took me out. Hallie is the only one who was up for cuddles.
This is me. You can tell, because nobody would pretend to be this guy.
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is me. You can tell, because nobody would pretend to be this guy.
I just watched a little baby otter try fish for the first time, and it's eyes went so wide you could see the whites.
It thought it just found heaven.
It thought it just found heaven.
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I just watched a little baby otter try fish for the first time, and it's eyes went so wide you could see the whites.
It thought it just found heaven.
It thought it just found heaven.
I'm going back to bed. Who's with me?
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm going back to bed. Who's with me?
Another morning straight into the bath, for pain. Can I get a real winter. Weather Roulette is painful.
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Another morning straight into the bath, for pain. Can I get a real winter. Weather Roulette is painful.
This is one of those days that I wish I experienced orgasms, so I would have something to balance the pain.
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This is one of those days that I wish I experienced orgasms, so I would have something to balance the pain.
Sure. I'll take on a migraine to go with the whatever the hell is going on with my muscle. Let's do this.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Sure. I'll take on a migraine to go with the whatever the hell is going on with my muscle. Let's do this.
Woke up in pain. Had a couple drinks to dull it so I can go back to sleep. Sadly, I am a very cuddly drunk, and mus kiss all over @angienash42.bsky.social's back and shoulders now.
Sleep will have to wait.
Sleep will have to wait.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Woke up in pain. Had a couple drinks to dull it so I can go back to sleep. Sadly, I am a very cuddly drunk, and mus kiss all over @angienash42.bsky.social's back and shoulders now.
Sleep will have to wait.
Sleep will have to wait.
Hardcore sneaky migraine, today. It hid in my other pain and then ambushed me. Not a fan.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Hardcore sneaky migraine, today. It hid in my other pain and then ambushed me. Not a fan.
Me: @angienash42.bsky.social, can I borrow you for a sec?
Her: Context?
Me: I have a spiky hair, in my eyebrow, and I need help.
And she helped my useless ass fix it. She's awesome.
Her: Context?
Me: I have a spiky hair, in my eyebrow, and I need help.
And she helped my useless ass fix it. She's awesome.
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Me: @angienash42.bsky.social, can I borrow you for a sec?
Her: Context?
Me: I have a spiky hair, in my eyebrow, and I need help.
And she helped my useless ass fix it. She's awesome.
Her: Context?
Me: I have a spiky hair, in my eyebrow, and I need help.
And she helped my useless ass fix it. She's awesome.
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It will be there this afternoon 👀 fans.ly/PoppyPetrichor
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It will be there this afternoon 👀 fans.ly/PoppyPetrichor
Then prepare for her to destroy you in return, because she *will*. Maybe not right away, but that's a score she will settle eventually.
You want a *real* power trip?
Talk to her.
*Really* listen.
Hear what she wants, what makes her passionate, what drives her.
Speak to her desire.
Make her cum with nothing but your words.
There is *nothing* like that kind of power.
Talk to her.
*Really* listen.
Hear what she wants, what makes her passionate, what drives her.
Speak to her desire.
Make her cum with nothing but your words.
There is *nothing* like that kind of power.
January 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Then prepare for her to destroy you in return, because she *will*. Maybe not right away, but that's a score she will settle eventually.