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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2h

Except for the east wing.

Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15h

Chobani: oops we added cancer chemicals to our yogurt.

Chobani in a couple years: sorry about that, here’s a $10 coupon.

Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 15h

Now that’s a circle

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 16h

Search for and like more cringe then?

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 16h

1. Is anything “normal?”
2. Not lame
3. Slightly lame cause I’m not on here.
4. Dunno

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 17h

In this timeline, Pepperidge Farm forgets.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18h

No such thing as assault if you walk around wearing that. Do not normalize this behavior, punish it.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 18h

*South Park Movie Guy voice

ROB SCHNEIDER
IS
A DUMB PILE OF SHIT

Rated PG-13

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 1d

An 80s montage would fix America.

Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 1d

Might stay up late and donk later.

Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 1d

Actually Goon and Donk are sex words now

Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 1d

Wait this is false information? *Gasp!

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 1d

Boiling acid seems like overkill. Room temperature acid should be fine.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d

The 12 Days of Zombie

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

Does the internet smell spoiled to you?

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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 2d

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly: just ideas no actual plan.
With vouchers, level of care could be restricted and costs would increase. Shifting cost responsibility isn’t a solution to the problem.

Increasing“competition” in the market for healthcare providers is a wild stance considering how much they fuck us currently.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not quite sure I understand what you’re asking.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

You must really love magic shows.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

If everything ends up being subjective then there’s no point in arguing.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

1) Why do you trust in people with no plan and a fat fuck that lies about his own health?

2) It’s primary objective was to provide insurance to those without it. My father would have died without it. I’m sure others have similar experiences.

3) Rich coming from the person who is anti-vaccine.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

So people losing healthcare and others taking on higher costs for healthcare are “massive advancements?”

Also, you’re touting that Trump is going to lower Rx costs while being a vaccine skeptic. The perfect example of cherry picking information.

Ignorance is bliss.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

A quick Google search would show you that they haven’t. Rx prices are a fraction of the problem for most Americans. The cost of healthcare is the primary problem.

Vaccines are scientifically proven to prevent disease. Mandates are in place to protect all of us. Nothing to do with “no kings.”

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

Historians will showcase the Internet as the primary downfall to society.

Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

Wait! Mark C is on board with it?? Well then sign me up! We can wait for the numbers to come out to see if it makes a difference.

MAHA is a joke. You can’t cherry pick medical studies to fit your agenda. I’m down with natural foods, but vaccine denial is going to have consequences.

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Bagel Dust @bageldust.bsky.social · 2d

Keep drinking that Kool-aid! Just make sure it’s homemade, wouldn’t want that red dye 40 to impact your critical thinking.

I know I’ll be able to admit I was wrong if America turns out okay in the next decade. Would you do the same if it was the opposite?

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