Bagel Dust
@bageldust.bsky.social
Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Holidays!
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Holidays!
Keeping my skeets redacted since they aren’t very good.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Keeping my skeets redacted since they aren’t very good.
You’ve heard of Depeche Mode, now get ready for Depressed Mode!
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You’ve heard of Depeche Mode, now get ready for Depressed Mode!
Bears are the luckiest garbage in the league.
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Bears are the luckiest garbage in the league.
We all remember “that one guy” but what if you are “that one guy?”
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We all remember “that one guy” but what if you are “that one guy?”
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
i spent too much time worrying about my grades and what others thought of me instead of continuing to draw cool fucking dragons.
i spend too much time worrying about what others think of me and too little time thinking about how fucking cool dragons are
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i spent too much time worrying about my grades and what others thought of me instead of continuing to draw cool fucking dragons.
People nowadays lack family values because they haven’t suffered together on a cross country roadtrip.
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
People nowadays lack family values because they haven’t suffered together on a cross country roadtrip.
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It's best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It's how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied.
It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.
It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It's how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied.
It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.
It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.
Perfect example of why we were all required to show our work in math class.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Perfect example of why we were all required to show our work in math class.
Sorry folks 2025 is closed.
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sorry folks 2025 is closed.
Word on beat has infected my house.
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Word on beat has infected my house.
People watching reminds you that being different can be a good thing.
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
People watching reminds you that being different can be a good thing.
Looking up my health stats on my Apple Watch makes me feel like the worlds worst Tamagotchi.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Looking up my health stats on my Apple Watch makes me feel like the worlds worst Tamagotchi.
Aka I suffer from brain
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Aka I suffer from brain
Packers season is over.
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Packers season is over.
Average NFL team is worth $7 billion dollars, yet real grass is too expensive.
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Average NFL team is worth $7 billion dollars, yet real grass is too expensive.
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The Grimace reaper
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The Grimace reaper
2026 is going to be my beer!
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
2026 is going to be my beer!
I’m beginning to think this is not the most wonderful time of the year.
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m beginning to think this is not the most wonderful time of the year.
We all just need more electrolytes.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We all just need more electrolytes.
None of this matters!
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
None of this matters!
I feel like “is it cake?” was just preparing us for “is it AI?”
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I feel like “is it cake?” was just preparing us for “is it AI?”
Packers shouldn’t have been in that position.
However,
Bears are a legit team.
Final weeks of the NFL are going to be bonkers. Go Pack Go!
However,
Bears are a legit team.
Final weeks of the NFL are going to be bonkers. Go Pack Go!
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Packers shouldn’t have been in that position.
However,
Bears are a legit team.
Final weeks of the NFL are going to be bonkers. Go Pack Go!
However,
Bears are a legit team.
Final weeks of the NFL are going to be bonkers. Go Pack Go!
Anyone else think it’s bogus that SNL steals internet jokes?
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Anyone else think it’s bogus that SNL steals internet jokes?