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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Bob would nod if his head was actually capable of it.

Bob: “Indeed. I enjoy Gary, but a moment of peace is also enjoyable.”

The B2 put the flannel into the front pocket of his stupid apron.

Bob: “How are you, Cal?”

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Gary: “Ugh! Sympathy! That’ll get you killed in most places.”

Gary sighs, looking around.

Gary: “They’ll be more of them soon. We gotta get outta here.”

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️ @alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · 7d

I'm sure you did, but what sort of man would I be if I didn't help two synthetic souls in danger?

[ Biggest Fucking Lie Of The Century. This was for him and him alone! They don't factor into his decisions. ]

𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 7d

Bob: “I am alive.”

His general expectations for life are really that low nowadays.

Gary stumbles up from the explosion, and the sight of the ‘fearful’ Adleigh immediately brings a swing back into his just almost blown up step.

Gary: “You know we had that handled. Just saying.”

They didn’t.

𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Gary’s quiet for a few moments.
You can literally hear his brain whirring as he considers the offer.

Gary: Alright! Alright! You’re in.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Bob turns around. After a second, he waves his flannel holding hand.

Bob: “Greetings, Cal.”

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Gary: And we’re hardened veterans! And expert badasses! We don’t—

Bob whacks Gary over the head.

Bob: We would welcome your aid.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Gary’s off on some gambling trip
Bob is with the ship. He’s got a little flowery apron on as he wipes off dust on the hull with a little flannel.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 6d

Bob: The aid would be…

Gary: UNEEDED! We aren’t sharing our loot with you once we pull this off!

Bob: Gary please.

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Lucian Asphodel @lucymoonlight.bsky.social · 16d

♠️Temp Pin♠️

𝔑𝔞𝔪𝔢: Lucian Sebastian Asphodel

𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢: Lucy

𝔄𝔤𝔢: 72

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔰: He/Him

𝔖𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔢𝔰: Vampire

ℑ𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔶: Gay cis man

Playing cards scattered, edited with purple tint

Dark gothic castle with purple tinted lightning crossing the sky

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― 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐂 @deathoncall.bsky.social · Jul 31

❝𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥...

ᅠᅠ――――――――――――――――――
ᅠᅠ» WO-2. Faye, Silvia | S-G180
ᅠᅠ» Spartan-III, GAMMA COMPANY.
ᅠᅠ» Office of Naval Intelligence, Delta-6.
ᅠᅠ» Joint Fires Observer.
ᅠᅠ» #HaloRP | #MVRP
ᅠᅠ――――――――――――――――――

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.❞

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「 ♥ + ⟳ 」

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𝙰𝚑𝚜𝚘𝚔𝚊 𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚘 @padawanofthechosen.bsky.social · 9d

𝑷𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒏 | 𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒎

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° 𝑵𝒐𝒏-𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾

° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

° #STARWARSRP – #BSRP

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𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 7d

Bob: “I am alive.”

His general expectations for life are really that low nowadays.

Gary stumbles up from the explosion, and the sight of the ‘fearful’ Adleigh immediately brings a swing back into his just almost blown up step.

Gary: “You know we had that handled. Just saying.”

They didn’t.

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️ @alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · 8d

[ Yes, Adleigh is still putting on that act. ]

𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 7d

Gary: Stormtroopers! Stupid meatbags! They won’t leave us alone!

Bob: In fairness, we were attempting to steal an imperial cargo shipment under their protection.

Gary: Yeah! Exactly! They’re so unreasonable!

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Bob: As I said. Freaky.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Bob: If kids means Gary, then yes.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Gary: Nuts. Or just badass?

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Gary: And we keep telling you that as a meatbag you can’t see the little things going on between those two.

Bob: Indeed. They are freaky.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Gary: “OH MY MAKER! THAT IS BADA…”

Unfortunately, the stupid droid didn’t realise just how close he was to the troopers and he’s sent flying by the shockwave of the explosions.

Bob just sighs.

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️ @alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · 8d

[ ...Okay, they do look like they're in trouble. Would be a shame to lose such a funny comedy duo. ]

[ Digging into their bag, pulling out some explosive potions. This should be enough... ]

[ Once all are in hand, Adleigh begins chucking them at the Stormtroopers! ]

𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Oh! Yeah! Please! Keep watching!
They aren’t overwhelmed or anything.

𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Oh! Yeah! Please! Keep watching!
They aren’t overwhelmed or anything.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

* they’ve

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Relax! They’re got this.
(Bob has got this.)

a robot with the words i 'm having a serious malfunction on the bottom

ALT: a robot with the words i 'm having a serious malfunction on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Not yet! Oh! There goes Gary’s arm.
What a weirdly accurate shot.

Bob’s just kinda tired.
Somehow.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · 8d

Don’t mind them. They’re just being chased down by a few dozen Stormtroopers. No biggie.

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · Aug 21

- and we killed them.”

Gary shrugged.

Gary: “We’ve never looked back since.”

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · Aug 21

Gary: “I was on a ship when the shutdown command came in. I floated around for a few years before some scavengers took me and used me for their work.”

Bob: “I was sent to a scrapyard, but I was not destroyed. The same group found me and intended on selling me for parts. Gary reactivated me -

Alema Distombe @twilekmercenary.bsky.social · Aug 21

“From my experience, it’s not fate but your actions that get stuff done. How did you manage to not be turned into tin cans? You ran away? Blasted your way out heroically?”

𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · Aug 21

Bob: “It was. Fortunately, or unfortunately, fate had other ideas.”

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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗 @bagodroids.bsky.social · Aug 21

Gary: “We can take him. There’s two of us and only one of him.”

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