Bailey McCann
@baileymcc.bsky.social
How many forward rolls could you do in an emergency
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English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
Remembering when ring first came out and everyone in privacy was saying they’d be used for the mass surveillance network they just announced in that commercial, but sure wait until the secret police are using it before locking into that point it’s only been a decade plus of the casual panopticon
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Remembering when ring first came out and everyone in privacy was saying they’d be used for the mass surveillance network they just announced in that commercial, but sure wait until the secret police are using it before locking into that point it’s only been a decade plus of the casual panopticon
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I know a lot of it is probably announcer muscle memory but it’s a 9-0 game and the inflection they are using makes it sound like a battle royale
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I know a lot of it is probably announcer muscle memory but it’s a 9-0 game and the inflection they are using makes it sound like a battle royale
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Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
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Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
Just call it for the hawks and their three field goals and let Benito play it out
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Just call it for the hawks and their three field goals and let Benito play it out
Only thing worth watching in the whole event is this show
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Only thing worth watching in the whole event is this show
So are they just saving all the good ads and football for the second half or
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
So are they just saving all the good ads and football for the second half or
This game is gonna run until 4am because they’re letting everyone bet on everything from who wins the coin toss to how many green marks are on the Seahawks pants aren’t they
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
This game is gonna run until 4am because they’re letting everyone bet on everything from who wins the coin toss to how many green marks are on the Seahawks pants aren’t they
Was Joe Montana napping moments before this he looks half awake
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Was Joe Montana napping moments before this he looks half awake
Is it just me or does the pre game jingoism get longer every year
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Is it just me or does the pre game jingoism get longer every year
I don’t like the patriots but you’re asking me to root for a team brought on the field by Chris Pratt? Have I not lived through enough this year
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I don’t like the patriots but you’re asking me to root for a team brought on the field by Chris Pratt? Have I not lived through enough this year
I’m so incredibly tired of this timeline
“Not only is most of the chatter on Moltbook meaningless, but there’s also a lot more human involvement that it seems. Many people have pointed out that a lot of the viral comments were in fact posted by people posing as bots.”
Moltbook was peak AI theater
The viral social network for bots reveals as much about our own current mania for AI as it does about the future of agents.
www.technologyreview.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I’m so incredibly tired of this timeline
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“i feel just like the smol bean royal ulster constabulary” is some real telling shit to say in 2026 america
Here’s @hostilespectrum.bsky.social, who is currently an NSC staffer, comparing Americans protesting abuses by our government with terrorists and insurgents
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“i feel just like the smol bean royal ulster constabulary” is some real telling shit to say in 2026 america
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This fundamentally is the problem with a large part of the Labour Party: it has set itself against a large part of the core vote of a 21st century social democratic party, partly due to an incapability to parse such positions as existing and having merit outwith their narrow factionalism
"uber-woke, net-zeroist, rejoinerism"
You mean being a fucking vaguely centre-left socdem?
Fucking inject it into my veins!
You mean being a fucking vaguely centre-left socdem?
Fucking inject it into my veins!
Yes, god help we risk a floundering government that feels like no one is in charge.
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This fundamentally is the problem with a large part of the Labour Party: it has set itself against a large part of the core vote of a 21st century social democratic party, partly due to an incapability to parse such positions as existing and having merit outwith their narrow factionalism
You know, really how bad could Vermin Supreme be compared to the transnational consequence free left/right pedo axis
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
You know, really how bad could Vermin Supreme be compared to the transnational consequence free left/right pedo axis
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We asked the party leaders to comment on this startling turn of events
Keir Starmer: *hold music*
Sanae Takaichi: what the fuck?
Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive
Keir Starmer: *hold music*
Sanae Takaichi: what the fuck?
Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We asked the party leaders to comment on this startling turn of events
Keir Starmer: *hold music*
Sanae Takaichi: what the fuck?
Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive
Keir Starmer: *hold music*
Sanae Takaichi: what the fuck?
Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive
Came across a video series of a girl who collects and has created a printed taxonomy of the interior patterns used in security envelopes in Latin and I am just not using my autism to its full potential. This woman is out here living
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Came across a video series of a girl who collects and has created a printed taxonomy of the interior patterns used in security envelopes in Latin and I am just not using my autism to its full potential. This woman is out here living
Really gonna need the weather to get its boot off my neck for like a day
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Really gonna need the weather to get its boot off my neck for like a day
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at this point when someone gets on substack I just assume that they know and don't care.
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
at this point when someone gets on substack I just assume that they know and don't care.
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it should be assumed any incumbent Democrat is pro-ICE unless they publicly come out in favor of removing their caucus leadership at this point
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/9h7Hi2X
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
it should be assumed any incumbent Democrat is pro-ICE unless they publicly come out in favor of removing their caucus leadership at this point
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wait someone just called chocolate cake goth lasagna and
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
wait someone just called chocolate cake goth lasagna and