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"I stand on you. Now we make sexytimes?" -
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"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
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"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm choosing to believe that @guynemer.bsky.social was thinking specifically of me when he reposted this
Every ballpark should offer a scorecard and a pencil for less than $2. It's the best souvenir in the park and it's wild to me that a lot of MLB teams either don't sell a standalone scorecard or force you to buy a $15-20 program for it.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm choosing to believe that @guynemer.bsky.social was thinking specifically of me when he reposted this
SUP Final Standings are now posted - Thanks again to everyone who played this year, I had a great time running the game. If you enjoyed it, don't forget to tell your friends for next year!
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December 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
SUP Final Standings are now posted - Thanks again to everyone who played this year, I had a great time running the game. If you enjoyed it, don't forget to tell your friends for next year!
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Getting rid of "three-cue" methods is actually good, and I'm happy Ohio is actually working to fix this in their teacher training
10 Ohio colleges and universities were not in alignment with the science of reading, audit shows
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10 Ohio colleges and universities were not in alignment with the science of reading, audit shows • Ohio Capital Journal
Ten Ohio colleges and universities’s educator training programs were found to not be in alignment with teaching the science of reading, according to an audit from the Ohio Department of Higher…
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December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Getting rid of "three-cue" methods is actually good, and I'm happy Ohio is actually working to fix this in their teacher training
Criminy, Kirk, they weren't playing man, they were playing 4 deep 4 under
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Criminy, Kirk, they weren't playing man, they were playing 4 deep 4 under
Oklahoma punting, down ten, with six minutes left, sure feels like a give up punt
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Oklahoma punting, down ten, with six minutes left, sure feels like a give up punt
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In case @paledragoncbus.bsky.social, @qaxxar.bsky.social, @actioncookbook.com, or any of my other fellow Guards fans didn't see it yet...
2026 ZiPS Projections for the Cleveland Guardians are now live on @fangraphs.com.
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2026 ZiPS Projections: Cleveland Guardians
Right now, ZiPS sees the Guardians as similar to the Twins, which is good… and bad.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In case @paledragoncbus.bsky.social, @qaxxar.bsky.social, @actioncookbook.com, or any of my other fellow Guards fans didn't see it yet...
The @hulcricket.bsky.social Conference internecine jokes are fun!
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The @hulcricket.bsky.social Conference internecine jokes are fun!
This is a thrilling read, highly recommended.
Friends in my neighborhood book club have been asking me about it for months, ever since I shared the first book of the two, "The Hunter's Daughter," which you should also read.
Friends in my neighborhood book club have been asking me about it for months, ever since I shared the first book of the two, "The Hunter's Daughter," which you should also read.
“The fox had lost. She had lost everything. But still she hunted.
And so would I.”
Excerpt from The Sister’s Curse by Nicola Solvinic from @berkleypub.bsky.social. Order NOW: bit.ly/4jBXbCc
#nicolasolvinic #thesisterscurse #mysteryauthor #crimeauthor #thrillerwriter #newrelease
And so would I.”
Excerpt from The Sister’s Curse by Nicola Solvinic from @berkleypub.bsky.social. Order NOW: bit.ly/4jBXbCc
#nicolasolvinic #thesisterscurse #mysteryauthor #crimeauthor #thrillerwriter #newrelease
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This is a thrilling read, highly recommended.
Friends in my neighborhood book club have been asking me about it for months, ever since I shared the first book of the two, "The Hunter's Daughter," which you should also read.
Friends in my neighborhood book club have been asking me about it for months, ever since I shared the first book of the two, "The Hunter's Daughter," which you should also read.
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Okay, can we also talk about how she throws lefty and bats righty?
That is definitely the most punk rock combo
That is definitely the most punk rock combo
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Okay, can we also talk about how she throws lefty and bats righty?
That is definitely the most punk rock combo
That is definitely the most punk rock combo
Betting Ben's grandfather's ghost would have the same reaction as mine:
"It's gotta be the fucking Russians, then."
"It's gotta be the fucking Russians, then."
Brb, just going to explain to the ghost of my grandad that German soldiers are heading to Poland at Poland's request
‘The main task of the German soldiers in Poland will be "engineering activities," a spokesman for the defence ministry in Berlin said late Friday.’
Germany to send soldiers to fortify Poland border www.rfi.fr/en/internati...
Germany to send soldiers to fortify Poland border www.rfi.fr/en/internati...
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Betting Ben's grandfather's ghost would have the same reaction as mine:
"It's gotta be the fucking Russians, then."
"It's gotta be the fucking Russians, then."
Things to love about D3 football- the noon kick in the playoffs today has already cleared halftime and started the third quarter
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Things to love about D3 football- the noon kick in the playoffs today has already cleared halftime and started the third quarter
I went with Lemon to see a friend lead his jazz sextet(hehehehe) tonight, and I'm reminded that when I go see live music, I'm often like the one football fan watching a rugby match.
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I went with Lemon to see a friend lead his jazz sextet(hehehehe) tonight, and I'm reminded that when I go see live music, I'm often like the one football fan watching a rugby match.
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
I very much enjoy myself, and marvel at the abilities, but I can't see/hear the BEST thing like others can
I swear to Pete, how does EVERYONE IN THE DAMN BUILDING suddenly sense that I *just* got a "we desperately need this by Tuesday" big task dropped on me and suddenly have questions about various math things that they need my help with?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I swear to Pete, how does EVERYONE IN THE DAMN BUILDING suddenly sense that I *just* got a "we desperately need this by Tuesday" big task dropped on me and suddenly have questions about various math things that they need my help with?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
WHERE WERE ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THREE DAYS AGO, FUCKOS?
A guy I knew in college called him "No Mitt, all hit" because he'd followed Ryan's prospect time.
Ryan Doumit
Catcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2014
ATL - MIN - PIT
Catcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2014
ATL - MIN - PIT
Ryan Doumit at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Ryan Doumit
baseball-reference.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A guy I knew in college called him "No Mitt, all hit" because he'd followed Ryan's prospect time.
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Cincinnati is the capital of Kentucky: confirmed. bsky.app/profile/base...
The most viewed Baseball Reference team page in each U.S. state this year!
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
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Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See all the full recap here: info.baseball-reference.com/25-br-mlb-se...
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Cincinnati is the capital of Kentucky: confirmed. bsky.app/profile/base...
Similarly, whenever anyone asks me about weather that they likely find unpleasant (freezing/cold/chilly/rainy/etc.), I will almost always answer with "it's a beautiful day for baseball!"
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
In 1991 I was a freshman in college. I had a class with a fellow freshman, in his 40s, who was doing a life reboot. On the first day temps dipped into the teens, I got to class just as he was walking in. He smiled at me and said, "BRACING, isn't it!"
I think about that fucker all the time.
I think about that fucker all the time.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Similarly, whenever anyone asks me about weather that they likely find unpleasant (freezing/cold/chilly/rainy/etc.), I will almost always answer with "it's a beautiful day for baseball!"
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
I started this while coaching HS, because I was tired of them complaining and practicing poorly, and it worked.
While this may be true, with how they repeatedly nerfed the BCS computers in favor of the human polls AND with how the human polls have generally followed the CFP rankings, I'm not sure that it is really a point of interest.
Notable: The only difference between the CFP committee and the BCS formula simulation is that the old BCS would've had Notre Dame ahead of Alabama and Miami. The rest of the CFP field would've been the exact same.
Per BCSKnowHow
Per BCSKnowHow
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
While this may be true, with how they repeatedly nerfed the BCS computers in favor of the human polls AND with how the human polls have generally followed the CFP rankings, I'm not sure that it is really a point of interest.
In a sport where they've consistently been about the money, that has a postseason built up to make more money and then expanded for even more money, with a committee made up of a bunch of people whose goal is to increase the money at every turn...
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In a sport where they've consistently been about the money, that has a postseason built up to make more money and then expanded for even more money, with a committee made up of a bunch of people whose goal is to increase the money at every turn...
Anyone who is an IU football fan, congratulations, you've WAY more than earned it.
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Anyone who is an IU football fan, congratulations, you've WAY more than earned it.
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
Anybody who faces them in the postseason is gonna have a fucking battle on their hands- hopefully the Bucks get another shot at them
My parents watched the stream of this game (they're both JCU alumni, meet each other at the freshman picnic).
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
We'll get to all the good stuff later, but I have to alert you to big, big tidings:
Some defense happened in Alliance, and John Carroll knocked off Mount Union 10-7 in 2OT
Some defense happened in Alliance, and John Carroll knocked off Mount Union 10-7 in 2OT
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My parents watched the stream of this game (they're both JCU alumni, meet each other at the freshman picnic).
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
Mom informed me that Mount Union scored an 85 yard TD on their first offensive play of the game and didn't score again
I'm cracking up at all the "they did the tiebreakers wrong!" complaints, when their tiebreakers are extremely similar to both the B1G's and the SEC's
Only the ACC has the integrity in its heart to say what if we actually played the conference championship game we were supposed to play even if it was deeply damaging to our collective interest
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm cracking up at all the "they did the tiebreakers wrong!" complaints, when their tiebreakers are extremely similar to both the B1G's and the SEC's
Hey @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social - this guy is stealing your schtick
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hey @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social - this guy is stealing your schtick