Banach Space Program
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"I stand on you. Now we make sexytimes?" -
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"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
@applecores.bsky.social
"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
I had to Google that one, so no, not from me 😂
KMD was "Kiss My Dick," essentially a lighter version of "Fuck you"
KMD was "Kiss My Dick," essentially a lighter version of "Fuck you"
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I had to Google that one, so no, not from me 😂
KMD was "Kiss My Dick," essentially a lighter version of "Fuck you"
KMD was "Kiss My Dick," essentially a lighter version of "Fuck you"
KMD was popular last time I was updated...
Is KMN the same vein?
Is KMN the same vein?
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
KMD was popular last time I was updated...
Is KMN the same vein?
Is KMN the same vein?
Batch #1 cooling:
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Batch #1 cooling:
If you send me your address, we'll definitely have enough dark chocolate crinkles to mail you some...
He says, putting dozen #3 in the oven right now, for 6 people.
He says, putting dozen #3 in the oven right now, for 6 people.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you send me your address, we'll definitely have enough dark chocolate crinkles to mail you some...
He says, putting dozen #3 in the oven right now, for 6 people.
He says, putting dozen #3 in the oven right now, for 6 people.
He's such a schmuck.
Kevin's dad is taking you to PARIS, you ungrateful prick
Kevin's dad is taking you to PARIS, you ungrateful prick
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
He's such a schmuck.
Kevin's dad is taking you to PARIS, you ungrateful prick
Kevin's dad is taking you to PARIS, you ungrateful prick
The FOOP?
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The FOOP?
I didn't realize I remembered that until I saw your post!
I'm assuming yours is cheeses and salsas and etc.
I'm assuming yours is cheeses and salsas and etc.
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I didn't realize I remembered that until I saw your post!
I'm assuming yours is cheeses and salsas and etc.
I'm assuming yours is cheeses and salsas and etc.
I have to laugh about this, because "Dipmas" was what the guy from Massachusetts who was on the baseball team at Kenyon with me called his last big trip to the gas station before driving back for winter break.
He'd buy enough Skoal to last the whole break, because taxes were that much lower here.
He'd buy enough Skoal to last the whole break, because taxes were that much lower here.
December 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have to laugh about this, because "Dipmas" was what the guy from Massachusetts who was on the baseball team at Kenyon with me called his last big trip to the gas station before driving back for winter break.
He'd buy enough Skoal to last the whole break, because taxes were that much lower here.
He'd buy enough Skoal to last the whole break, because taxes were that much lower here.
My in-laws used to play this game(probably still do, but...)
I used the time to go do dishes and have another piece of pie.
I used the time to go do dishes and have another piece of pie.
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My in-laws used to play this game(probably still do, but...)
I used the time to go do dishes and have another piece of pie.
I used the time to go do dishes and have another piece of pie.
Tilda is short for Tilda Chestnuts Finish Roasting.
(Does Tioda also play the sax?)
(Does Tioda also play the sax?)
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tilda is short for Tilda Chestnuts Finish Roasting.
(Does Tioda also play the sax?)
(Does Tioda also play the sax?)
"Oh, she's an engineer, she can do it!"
On the other hand, "grab a couple drinks and put together your nephew's gifts" is a great way to avoid a particular brother-in-law, if you're me.
On the other hand, "grab a couple drinks and put together your nephew's gifts" is a great way to avoid a particular brother-in-law, if you're me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Oh, she's an engineer, she can do it!"
On the other hand, "grab a couple drinks and put together your nephew's gifts" is a great way to avoid a particular brother-in-law, if you're me.
On the other hand, "grab a couple drinks and put together your nephew's gifts" is a great way to avoid a particular brother-in-law, if you're me.
"I didn't start this nonsense, but I'll sure as shit finish it."
The others may have been in a fight or two before, but Green Dress is the only one who is a fighter.
The others may have been in a fight or two before, but Green Dress is the only one who is a fighter.
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"I didn't start this nonsense, but I'll sure as shit finish it."
The others may have been in a fight or two before, but Green Dress is the only one who is a fighter.
The others may have been in a fight or two before, but Green Dress is the only one who is a fighter.
I'd trade all three OSU MNCs in my lifetime to change a single swing from Carlos Santana by less than half an inch
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'd trade all three OSU MNCs in my lifetime to change a single swing from Carlos Santana by less than half an inch
Every day of the week and twice on Saturdays
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Every day of the week and twice on Saturdays
Teach me your secrets- the Browns have already sacrificed themselves; let me know what I must do to the Cavaliers to get the Guardians a WS title
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Teach me your secrets- the Browns have already sacrificed themselves; let me know what I must do to the Cavaliers to get the Guardians a WS title
You say that like it means there aren't still Country Crock containers floating around with various stains in them.
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You say that like it means there aren't still Country Crock containers floating around with various stains in them.
That's a fantastic picture of you both, you look so dang happy!
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That's a fantastic picture of you both, you look so dang happy!
I've had a few beverages, I should leave tomorrow.
Thirteen and a half hours each way, plus a day for eating and a day for napping...
Wonder if grandma will understand.
Thirteen and a half hours each way, plus a day for eating and a day for napping...
Wonder if grandma will understand.
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I've had a few beverages, I should leave tomorrow.
Thirteen and a half hours each way, plus a day for eating and a day for napping...
Wonder if grandma will understand.
Thirteen and a half hours each way, plus a day for eating and a day for napping...
Wonder if grandma will understand.
Gotta keep the brand strong
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Gotta keep the brand strong
I've got a few days off, I could make the drive or eat, but probably not both
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I've got a few days off, I could make the drive or eat, but probably not both
"The normal amount"
/send picture of tailgate gumbo pot to group chat
"Oh. Well, uh..."
/send picture of tailgate gumbo pot to group chat
"Oh. Well, uh..."
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"The normal amount"
/send picture of tailgate gumbo pot to group chat
"Oh. Well, uh..."
/send picture of tailgate gumbo pot to group chat
"Oh. Well, uh..."