𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬.
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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭?
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭?
Pinned
People keep trying to get stuffed like turkeys? Can't say I see it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
People keep trying to get stuffed like turkeys? Can't say I see it.
Can I pack them into some kind of bento? Or maybe some mealprep options?
Do not throw countless birds into our kitchen and then run out on eating them, sit down and give thanks and then make war.
No time to relax and eat, we have warring states period today.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Can I pack them into some kind of bento? Or maybe some mealprep options?
No time to relax and eat, we have warring states period today.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No time to relax and eat, we have warring states period today.
Gluttony is the sin of tomorrow, be ready.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Gluttony is the sin of tomorrow, be ready.
Oh.
NOT THAT MANY
How many Vorpal Turkeys do we need? I'm at like fifteen-hundred.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oh.
How many Vorpal Turkeys do we need? I'm at like fifteen-hundred.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
How many Vorpal Turkeys do we need? I'm at like fifteen-hundred.
Tuesday for another fifty minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Tuesday for another fifty minutes.
As usual, I think you probably wear it better than me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
As usual, I think you probably wear it better than me.
Thanks Catto, I'm sure it'll be good. I'll even leave a little ketchup drawing on it.
haaai~
Mes?
Also I need an omurice for table three.
Also I need an omurice for table three.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Thanks Catto, I'm sure it'll be good. I'll even leave a little ketchup drawing on it.
Mes?
Also I need an omurice for table three.
Also I need an omurice for table three.
YOUSE+!!
Which guy?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mes?
Also I need an omurice for table three.
Also I need an omurice for table three.
Gotcha, one Catto special.
Omurice.
Maid day.
Either put your order in or get out.
Either put your order in or get out.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gotcha, one Catto special.
Exactly.
It's kinda standard for you by now.
It's kinda standard for you by now.
「This applies to literally everything I've done during my time here.」
Not even the most heinous thing you've done.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Exactly.
It's kinda standard for you by now.
It's kinda standard for you by now.
Mmmh, a popular choice today.
[Writing that down.]
But later on, maybe you could get something to go.
[Writing that down.]
But later on, maybe you could get something to go.
Darn... guess I'll take a burger.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mmmh, a popular choice today.
[Writing that down.]
But later on, maybe you could get something to go.
[Writing that down.]
But later on, maybe you could get something to go.
Oh hey Captain, thanks for the normal order. Coming right up.
[Walking in front of Lottie.] Strawberry Parfait
Maid day.
Either put your order in or get out.
Either put your order in or get out.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh hey Captain, thanks for the normal order. Coming right up.
We don't condone cannibalism at this establishment.
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We don't condone cannibalism at this establishment.
Not even the most heinous thing you've done.
「Sometimes I like to pour hot oil on people while they're sleeping.」
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Not even the most heinous thing you've done.
Maid day.
Either put your order in or get out.
Either put your order in or get out.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Maid day.
Either put your order in or get out.
Either put your order in or get out.
It's cool, I'm chill.
Santos. Stop being a workaholic
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It's cool, I'm chill.
Oh, don't worry I actually relish work as a means of staving off the horrors that plague my thoughts. You know. Like they do everyone I'm sure.
What do you even use the time off for, given the world is currently full of. Nothing.
Work tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oh, don't worry I actually relish work as a means of staving off the horrors that plague my thoughts. You know. Like they do everyone I'm sure.
[ > Ask what she did. < ]
I get the feeling you're either up to something or in the middle of something.
I get the feeling you're either up to something or in the middle of something.
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[ > Ask what she did. < ]
I get the feeling you're either up to something or in the middle of something.
I get the feeling you're either up to something or in the middle of something.
It's Sunday, you know what that means.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's Sunday, you know what that means.
When we're at ten santas do you think we'll get a prize?
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
When we're at ten santas do you think we'll get a prize?