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@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social
Engineer Nemo, the offer is still up
Engineer Nemo. If you decide to overthrow Santa Nemo and become Santa yourself, I'll support you in exchange for real christmas present
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Engineer Nemo, the offer is still up
It's fine. People get buried alive all the time. It won't kill him
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's fine. People get buried alive all the time. It won't kill him
It'll be fine, you'll still be on the nice list anyway
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It'll be fine, you'll still be on the nice list anyway
Ditsuka, help me bury him
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Ditsuka, help me bury him
I need to bury nemo in a ditch
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I need to bury nemo in a ditch
I hate you. I don't know how the marines originate from you
Nothing a deliveryman can't handle.
-hailstorm-
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I hate you. I don't know how the marines originate from you
-hailstorm-
Last thing of the night too. What a Christmas treat.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
-hailstorm-
Then I'll go and perish now
I'd prefer you don't.
?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL
IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Then I'll go and perish now
You killed him
AAH
Guys, you know my body's still hyper-dense ri-
[into space he goes]
[into space he goes]
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
You killed him
Santos wants to kill me
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Santos wants to kill me
?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL
IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL
Nah, don't think I will. It's funny when you're put on the backfoot like this.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-FLUSTERED-
SHUT UP?????
-FLUSTERED-
SHUT UP?????
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL
IM GOING TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL
Why did he has to meet my kid self?
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Why did he has to meet my kid self?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-FLUSTERED-
SHUT UP?????
-FLUSTERED-
SHUT UP?????
I remember when you were small too, what's your point?
I remember when I was thirty.......
That was horrible
That was horrible
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-FLUSTERED-
SHUT UP?????
-FLUSTERED-
SHUT UP?????
I remember when I was thirty.......
That was horrible
That was horrible
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I remember when I was thirty.......
That was horrible
That was horrible
Yeah, you're a young man. Still a baby
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yeah, you're a young man. Still a baby
This is still on you for letting your guard down when BB shows her face at the start of the event
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is still on you for letting your guard down when BB shows her face at the start of the event
Fair. I would be annoyed too.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Fair. I would be annoyed too.
Is it really a surprise that BB is attacking your ship?
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Is it really a surprise that BB is attacking your ship?
Make it strawberry milk for him
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Make it strawberry milk for him
You guys are drinking and didn't invite me?
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You guys are drinking and didn't invite me?
If it's death, I'm beating both of you up
But I won't tell.
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If it's death, I'm beating both of you up
Damn. So close. But alright then
black.
Got it. Any color preference or should I follow my heart?
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Damn. So close. But alright then
Got it. Any color preference or should I follow my heart?
boombox and leather trenchcoats.
You wanted a cocktail shaker?
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Got it. Any color preference or should I follow my heart?
Do you want to go on a winter island getaway with Santos for a weekend?
My ears're burnin'.
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Do you want to go on a winter island getaway with Santos for a weekend?