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Banjo
@banjompls.bsky.social
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A Brittany spaniel full of mischief and monstrosity. Fully vaccinated. Bites fascists. Gonna catch a bunny someday.

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Banjo @banjompls.bsky.social · Oct 16
I'm the cutest dog on Bluesky.
A liver and white Brittany, grinning her ding-danged face off.
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Damned straight I am
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · 4d
I'm delighted by almost all of those things, ashamed of none. I want my death avenged AF. Fascists can't come to my funeral. Don't refer to me by my full name - I'm not a serial killer. My dog is also anti-fascist. These are the only approved photo you can use.
A white white woman with short dark blonde hair and glasses, wearing black boots, a black and white dress, and a gray peacoat, sitting atop a Zamboni she has just driven, with her arms out wide, Megan Rapinoe-style. A white woman with long dark blonde hair and blue glasses smiles without showing teeth. A black and white photo of a white woman with long dark blond hair wearing dark-framed glasses and a black t-shirt that says "find the others" in white text. She is pursing her lips and raising her left eyebrow dramatically, sitting in a car.
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Thought she meant me and presumed it was my dangerous cuteness
quick13.bsky.social quick13 @quick13.bsky.social · 9d
The only real danger in #Minneapolis before #TheOccupation. #Birds
banjompls.bsky.social Banjo @banjompls.bsky.social · 9d
WE MEET AGAIN
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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WE MEET AGAIN
A liver and white Brittany wearing a harness with two leashes approaches a turkey on an urban sidewalk.
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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ICE hates roses I guess. What jerks. #FuckICE
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · 13d
If I could bottle @banjompls.bsky.social's farts, I would release them near ICE. They'd get the hell out of Minnesota then. #FuckICE
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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I am the bravest
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · 14d
Fuck today. Show me something cute or funny.

I'll start: this is @banjompls.bsky.social bravely going through a tunnel.
A liver and white Brittany stands at the entrance of a blue accordion tunnel with yellow accents. A liver and white Brittany pokes her head out of a blue and yellow accordion tunnel.
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Boring. Not worth my time.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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I ALSO LOVE IT

(AND IT'S MINE)
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · 26d
I happened to be by a T-Mobile store when my Tuesday Rewards app or whatever the fuck it's called chirped at me about a free blanket, so I stopped in and they gave me this cute lap blanket. It is PINK, it is SOFT, and I LOVE IT.
A liver and white Brittany lies on a bright pink fuzzy fleece-esque blanket.
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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SHE CAME BACK 😁😊🙃🤪😋
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I HAVE VANQUISHED MY FOE
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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My owner's mother says I don't get to go home this week after all.

But she also says she is my gramma, so I don't know what to believe.
A liver and white Brittany stands under a table peeking out from beneath the red and gray plaid tablecloth.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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SNOW GLORIOUS SNOW ❄️❄️❄️
A liver and white Brittany stands in a snow-covered yard in a snowstorm.
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I have my very own kennel at my owner's parents' house!
A liver and white Brittany lays amongst blankets on a soft bed inside a wire dog kennel with the door open.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Who mailed me this
A Bousnic dog training collar in a box.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I snoozed on the bed ALL BY MYSELF.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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💪💪💪
A snippet from a dog daycare report: This afternoon, we had a new challenge! I set up some various sized towers of metal cans and rewarded the dogs for any progress that they made. JJ, Eleanor, Rosa, and Banjo were completely unbothered by the noise and even went out of their way to knock the towers over. Two golden retrievers and a liver and white Brittany are interacting with stacked towers of aluminum cans.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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WHAT DOES APPROPRIATE MEAN
Excerpt from a dog daycare report card: Po and Banjo had a lot to say about their friends playing this morning so we spent some time in time outs as well as distractions in the form of wobblers, love and one-on-one playtime with me. I've realized over time (years now? 😯) that they're too smart for their own good and want all the attention and love, but don't always know the best way to express it. They just yell lol. I'm trying to make sure they know I'm "listening" and will give them all the love and playtime they could want, just at the appropriate times and/or when they're being polite.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Nobody could steal me, I'm way too fast!
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · Nov 1
I'm not even a parent but if someone stole my kid I'd never stop until I found them and ruined their lives.

Hell, I'd do that if someone stole @banjompls.bsky.social.
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Out with the old
Two rainbow dog collars side by side on a gray rug. One is faded and tattered. The other is new and bright and has a silver bone-shaped dog tag with the name Banjo on it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I am the burgeriest of cheeseburgers, apparently
breeminneapolis.bsky.social Bree 🇵🇸 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · Oct 20
Capitalism would tell you that the 13 minutes I just spent doing nothing but giving Banjo pets/scritches, singing made up songs at her, and telling her how silly/squishy/long/goony/burgery she is was wasted time.

Capitalism is wrong.

Kill your internalized capitalism and your life will be better.
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Made friends with the dog in the car with the South Dakota license plate that said "cow." We stuck our heads out the windows and roofed our way down 35W.
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Our album drops next month
Five dogs of various breeds standing and sitting in a fenced yard with turf instead of grass, looking like a band's debut album cover.
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I went to a Sniffspot but then I had to take a BATH.
A nonplussed liver and white Brittany laying on a red, green, and white blanket.
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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MY FAVORITE SNIFFSPOT IS OPEN AGAIN OMG
A very happy and tired liver and white Brittany laying on the ground with a disgusting tennis ball in front of her. She is grinning with her eyes closed.
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I am sneaky sneaks
The face of a liver and white Brittany peeking out from a red and tan comforter.
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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THERE IS A BUNNY
A liver and white Brittany wearing a rainbow collar stares intently out a window.
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM