Banjo
banjompls.bsky.social
Banjo
@banjompls.bsky.social
A Brittany spaniel full of mischief and monstrosity. Fully vaccinated. Bites fascists. Gonna catch a bunny someday.

http://tinyurl.com/BanjoTreats
Pinned
I'm the cutest dog on Bluesky.
Damned straight I am
I'm delighted by almost all of those things, ashamed of none. I want my death avenged AF. Fascists can't come to my funeral. Don't refer to me by my full name - I'm not a serial killer. My dog is also anti-fascist. These are the only approved photo you can use.
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Thought she meant me and presumed it was my dangerous cuteness
The only real danger in #Minneapolis before #TheOccupation. #Birds
WE MEET AGAIN
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
WE MEET AGAIN
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
ICE hates roses I guess. What jerks. #FuckICE
If I could bottle @banjompls.bsky.social's farts, I would release them near ICE. They'd get the hell out of Minnesota then. #FuckICE
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I am the bravest
Fuck today. Show me something cute or funny.

I'll start: this is @banjompls.bsky.social bravely going through a tunnel.
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Boring. Not worth my time.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I ALSO LOVE IT

(AND IT'S MINE)
I happened to be by a T-Mobile store when my Tuesday Rewards app or whatever the fuck it's called chirped at me about a free blanket, so I stopped in and they gave me this cute lap blanket. It is PINK, it is SOFT, and I LOVE IT.
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
SHE CAME BACK 😁😊🙃🤪😋
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I HAVE VANQUISHED MY FOE
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My owner's mother says I don't get to go home this week after all.

But she also says she is my gramma, so I don't know what to believe.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
SNOW GLORIOUS SNOW ❄️❄️❄️
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have my very own kennel at my owner's parents' house!
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Who mailed me this
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I snoozed on the bed ALL BY MYSELF.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
💪💪💪
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
WHAT DOES APPROPRIATE MEAN
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Nobody could steal me, I'm way too fast!
I'm not even a parent but if someone stole my kid I'd never stop until I found them and ruined their lives.

Hell, I'd do that if someone stole @banjompls.bsky.social.
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Out with the old
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I am the burgeriest of cheeseburgers, apparently
Capitalism would tell you that the 13 minutes I just spent doing nothing but giving Banjo pets/scritches, singing made up songs at her, and telling her how silly/squishy/long/goony/burgery she is was wasted time.

Capitalism is wrong.

Kill your internalized capitalism and your life will be better.
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Made friends with the dog in the car with the South Dakota license plate that said "cow." We stuck our heads out the windows and roofed our way down 35W.
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Our album drops next month
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I went to a Sniffspot but then I had to take a BATH.
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
MY FAVORITE SNIFFSPOT IS OPEN AGAIN OMG
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I am sneaky sneaks
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
THERE IS A BUNNY
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM