jessie
barasaurus.bsky.social
jessie
@barasaurus.bsky.social
account for my fandom-related nonsense. i write hsr fic sometimes. 30+ with a geriatric soul. she/they.

barasaurus @ ao3
Some horny #ratiorine art. Just wanted to draw an absolutely wrecked Aventurine. They're uhh... celebrating the result of Aventurine's trial on his desk, I guess.

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December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me thinking about middle-aged second chance romance #ratiorine.
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Did I seriously name this planet by spelling "order" backwards and swapping two letters? Yes. Yes I did.
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Before, I gave you Porn Without Plot. Now, I bring you Plot Without Porn.

Star Trek flavored #ratiorine 🛁🦚 mission fic focused on telepathic mating bonds
Direct Sequel to Amok Time
Rated M
~11k words

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December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Do not ever joke about doing something in a fic with your friends because your brain will inevitably latch onto it and suddenly you cannot bring yourself to write anything else.

Anyway, I guess Québécois Mydei is going to be a thing in that silly hockey au fic.
December 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every time my publisher asks me to do social media promo, I die a little inside. DO NOT MAKE ME USE INSTAGRAM. PLEASE. I BEG.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Topaz and Aventurine friendship, my beloved.

TB started the betting pool. Aventurine is moderately offended he was not invited to the betting pool.

From the silly Proposal fic.
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Also! Good news everyone! I finally finished rejigging my Ambrosial Throne outline (hence the extended delay) to accommodate my latest brainwave. AND the next chapter should include the banquet! Fun times! (for absolutely none of the characters)
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why do I got like... 3 different WIPs open at the same time?
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*opens up random file on my desktop like huh what's this*

Apparently Ratiorine fic where Ratio's been teaching himself Sigonian for ~Reasons~ and gets to practice when his Synesthesia Beacon stops functioning during the annual IPC retreat.

There's also only one bed 'cause, uh, I do what I want 😎
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by jessie
I’ve made some doodles inspired by @barasaurus.bsky.social fanfic 👉👈
#ratiorine
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gonna be running around Miraland like this now. Wish we could dye Momo cloaks so I could make him match Ratio better. Ah well.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm in hell...
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Still chipping away at this Ratiorine riff on The Proposal. I'm writing a lot of it out of order and largely just bouncing around, which is not something I normally do. But I am having a grand time.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
THANKS, CIPHER.

I finally got 3 stars on everything. My neglected archer was basically limping along with a random mishmash of 4 stars.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My wife had surgery, so now I (the gay who can't cook) must cook. Pray for her.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fuck it. Space Regency Ratiorine here we go.

Aventurine's sister is alive BECAUSE I SAY SO. And the two of them use the cover of the marriage mart to scam the IPC (Interastral Peace Court???) for fun and profit 🥰

At least, that is the plan until Ratio comes along and complicates things.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
SOON WE CLEAR FRU.

I will be a SEXtuple legend.

... I play this game too much.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fellas is it gay to prank your strategic partner by sneaking a dick appointment into his calendar?

Silly, smutty #ratiorine 🛁🦚 pwp w/ a hefty side of Aventurine is bad at feelings.
Rated E 🔞
~ 7k words
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Gonna try and finish off this pwp on the plane, and if the old dude next to me looks over and reads it that's his problem.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Eugh. Flying down to Atlanta tomorrow to visit my family in the US. I absolutely detest traveling 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Aventurine is looking respectfully.

Also, hey, why is every ratiorine pwp I write like... 4k words minimum? It's fucked up. Can't even say "haha I'm gonna take a quick break between the more serious long fic and write something silly real fast."
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Giggling to myself over my own silly transitions in a silly ratiorine pwp.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ok. I need to find a beta reader, so I can make these first drafts someone else's problem for a bit instead of spinning around in circles like an insane person.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Almost 10k words later, finally getting the the mind melding bit of that Amok Time sequel I've been picking at for way too fucking long.

Please let this be the last scene of this wretched thing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM