jessie
@barasaurus.bsky.social
account for my fandom-related nonsense. i write hsr fic sometimes. 30+ with a geriatric soul. she/they.
barasaurus @ ao3
barasaurus @ ao3
Some horny #ratiorine art. Just wanted to draw an absolutely wrecked Aventurine. They're uhh... celebrating the result of Aventurine's trial on his desk, I guess.
poipiku.com/12905484/125...
poipiku.com/12905484/125...
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some horny #ratiorine art. Just wanted to draw an absolutely wrecked Aventurine. They're uhh... celebrating the result of Aventurine's trial on his desk, I guess.
poipiku.com/12905484/125...
poipiku.com/12905484/125...
Me thinking about middle-aged second chance romance #ratiorine.
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me thinking about middle-aged second chance romance #ratiorine.
Before, I gave you Porn Without Plot. Now, I bring you Plot Without Porn.
Star Trek flavored #ratiorine 🛁🦚 mission fic focused on telepathic mating bonds
Direct Sequel to Amok Time
Rated M
~11k words
🔗⬇️
Star Trek flavored #ratiorine 🛁🦚 mission fic focused on telepathic mating bonds
Direct Sequel to Amok Time
Rated M
~11k words
🔗⬇️
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Before, I gave you Porn Without Plot. Now, I bring you Plot Without Porn.
Star Trek flavored #ratiorine 🛁🦚 mission fic focused on telepathic mating bonds
Direct Sequel to Amok Time
Rated M
~11k words
🔗⬇️
Star Trek flavored #ratiorine 🛁🦚 mission fic focused on telepathic mating bonds
Direct Sequel to Amok Time
Rated M
~11k words
🔗⬇️
Topaz and Aventurine friendship, my beloved.
TB started the betting pool. Aventurine is moderately offended he was not invited to the betting pool.
From the silly Proposal fic.
TB started the betting pool. Aventurine is moderately offended he was not invited to the betting pool.
From the silly Proposal fic.
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Topaz and Aventurine friendship, my beloved.
TB started the betting pool. Aventurine is moderately offended he was not invited to the betting pool.
From the silly Proposal fic.
TB started the betting pool. Aventurine is moderately offended he was not invited to the betting pool.
From the silly Proposal fic.
*opens up random file on my desktop like huh what's this*
Apparently Ratiorine fic where Ratio's been teaching himself Sigonian for ~Reasons~ and gets to practice when his Synesthesia Beacon stops functioning during the annual IPC retreat.
There's also only one bed 'cause, uh, I do what I want 😎
Apparently Ratiorine fic where Ratio's been teaching himself Sigonian for ~Reasons~ and gets to practice when his Synesthesia Beacon stops functioning during the annual IPC retreat.
There's also only one bed 'cause, uh, I do what I want 😎
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
*opens up random file on my desktop like huh what's this*
Apparently Ratiorine fic where Ratio's been teaching himself Sigonian for ~Reasons~ and gets to practice when his Synesthesia Beacon stops functioning during the annual IPC retreat.
There's also only one bed 'cause, uh, I do what I want 😎
Apparently Ratiorine fic where Ratio's been teaching himself Sigonian for ~Reasons~ and gets to practice when his Synesthesia Beacon stops functioning during the annual IPC retreat.
There's also only one bed 'cause, uh, I do what I want 😎
Gonna be running around Miraland like this now. Wish we could dye Momo cloaks so I could make him match Ratio better. Ah well.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Gonna be running around Miraland like this now. Wish we could dye Momo cloaks so I could make him match Ratio better. Ah well.
Still chipping away at this Ratiorine riff on The Proposal. I'm writing a lot of it out of order and largely just bouncing around, which is not something I normally do. But I am having a grand time.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Still chipping away at this Ratiorine riff on The Proposal. I'm writing a lot of it out of order and largely just bouncing around, which is not something I normally do. But I am having a grand time.
THANKS, CIPHER.
I finally got 3 stars on everything. My neglected archer was basically limping along with a random mishmash of 4 stars.
I finally got 3 stars on everything. My neglected archer was basically limping along with a random mishmash of 4 stars.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
THANKS, CIPHER.
I finally got 3 stars on everything. My neglected archer was basically limping along with a random mishmash of 4 stars.
I finally got 3 stars on everything. My neglected archer was basically limping along with a random mishmash of 4 stars.
Fuck it. Space Regency Ratiorine here we go.
Aventurine's sister is alive BECAUSE I SAY SO. And the two of them use the cover of the marriage mart to scam the IPC (Interastral Peace Court???) for fun and profit 🥰
At least, that is the plan until Ratio comes along and complicates things.
Aventurine's sister is alive BECAUSE I SAY SO. And the two of them use the cover of the marriage mart to scam the IPC (Interastral Peace Court???) for fun and profit 🥰
At least, that is the plan until Ratio comes along and complicates things.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Fuck it. Space Regency Ratiorine here we go.
Aventurine's sister is alive BECAUSE I SAY SO. And the two of them use the cover of the marriage mart to scam the IPC (Interastral Peace Court???) for fun and profit 🥰
At least, that is the plan until Ratio comes along and complicates things.
Aventurine's sister is alive BECAUSE I SAY SO. And the two of them use the cover of the marriage mart to scam the IPC (Interastral Peace Court???) for fun and profit 🥰
At least, that is the plan until Ratio comes along and complicates things.
SOON WE CLEAR FRU.
I will be a SEXtuple legend.
... I play this game too much.
I will be a SEXtuple legend.
... I play this game too much.
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
SOON WE CLEAR FRU.
I will be a SEXtuple legend.
... I play this game too much.
I will be a SEXtuple legend.
... I play this game too much.
Fellas is it gay to prank your strategic partner by sneaking a dick appointment into his calendar?
Silly, smutty #ratiorine 🛁🦚 pwp w/ a hefty side of Aventurine is bad at feelings.
Rated E 🔞
~ 7k words
Silly, smutty #ratiorine 🛁🦚 pwp w/ a hefty side of Aventurine is bad at feelings.
Rated E 🔞
~ 7k words
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fellas is it gay to prank your strategic partner by sneaking a dick appointment into his calendar?
Silly, smutty #ratiorine 🛁🦚 pwp w/ a hefty side of Aventurine is bad at feelings.
Rated E 🔞
~ 7k words
Silly, smutty #ratiorine 🛁🦚 pwp w/ a hefty side of Aventurine is bad at feelings.
Rated E 🔞
~ 7k words
Aventurine is looking respectfully.
Also, hey, why is every ratiorine pwp I write like... 4k words minimum? It's fucked up. Can't even say "haha I'm gonna take a quick break between the more serious long fic and write something silly real fast."
Also, hey, why is every ratiorine pwp I write like... 4k words minimum? It's fucked up. Can't even say "haha I'm gonna take a quick break between the more serious long fic and write something silly real fast."
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Aventurine is looking respectfully.
Also, hey, why is every ratiorine pwp I write like... 4k words minimum? It's fucked up. Can't even say "haha I'm gonna take a quick break between the more serious long fic and write something silly real fast."
Also, hey, why is every ratiorine pwp I write like... 4k words minimum? It's fucked up. Can't even say "haha I'm gonna take a quick break between the more serious long fic and write something silly real fast."
Giggling to myself over my own silly transitions in a silly ratiorine pwp.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Giggling to myself over my own silly transitions in a silly ratiorine pwp.
Almost 10k words later, finally getting the the mind melding bit of that Amok Time sequel I've been picking at for way too fucking long.
Please let this be the last scene of this wretched thing.
Please let this be the last scene of this wretched thing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Almost 10k words later, finally getting the the mind melding bit of that Amok Time sequel I've been picking at for way too fucking long.
Please let this be the last scene of this wretched thing.
Please let this be the last scene of this wretched thing.
When will this fic end...
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When will this fic end...
Had to finally organize my hsr fanfic by pairing because the folder was getting too unwieldy and WOW there's a lot of (unfinished) Ratiorine in here, huh...
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Had to finally organize my hsr fanfic by pairing because the folder was getting too unwieldy and WOW there's a lot of (unfinished) Ratiorine in here, huh...
Still chipping away at this silly ratiorine The Proposal AU. It's a whole ass mess of half-written scenes rn, but I am enjoying it greatly. The pining is OFF THE CHARTS.
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Still chipping away at this silly ratiorine The Proposal AU. It's a whole ass mess of half-written scenes rn, but I am enjoying it greatly. The pining is OFF THE CHARTS.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"And we shall never be parted again!"
Things I think about while progging FRU with my static... Renheng Shiva...
I'll line this properly... at some point... maybe...
Things I think about while progging FRU with my static... Renheng Shiva...
I'll line this properly... at some point... maybe...
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"And we shall never be parted again!"
Things I think about while progging FRU with my static... Renheng Shiva...
I'll line this properly... at some point... maybe...
Things I think about while progging FRU with my static... Renheng Shiva...
I'll line this properly... at some point... maybe...
370 pulls later... My first e6 for my best boy.
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
370 pulls later... My first e6 for my best boy.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
2nd half of #ratiorine a la Catherine.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
2nd half of #ratiorine a la Catherine.