B.S.W. Barootes
@barootes.bsky.social
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Medievalist. Asst. Prof. of English at MUN, Grenfell. Articles on final -e, the Pearl-poet, and monkish burps. Wm Beauchamp fanboy. Cursed by Artemis. (he/him/his) bswbarootes.com
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barootes.bsky.social
I'm absolutely heartbroken.

Farewell, Stinky.

Goodbye, my sweet girl.

I love you, Biscotte.
barootes.bsky.social
Would that I could, but I look forward to all the exciting work that comes out of this
barootes.bsky.social
The Ones Who Walk Away from Palo Alto
lauropea.bsky.social
giving every child a chat gpt account at birth and asking it to work out their life. it determines how they do at school, their jobs, their partners, generates pictures of it all and then we store it on the cloud and leave them to die because we've streamlined the process at greatly reduced cost
barootes.bsky.social
I love working on John Northwood's miscellany, but I'd love it more if the BL would have let me take some bloody photos....

Also, I think there's a possibility that Arnulf of Leuven could have written the "Salve plaga lateris" prayer.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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emath.bsky.social
Golden Age Jesus overturned the tables of money changers in the temple & healed lepers.
Silver Age Jesus was deputized by the Romans and used space age technology to chase down his arch foe Barrabas.
Grim & Gritty Jesus died on the cross in a special issue with actual thorns embossed on the cover.
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
once Jesus Christ is firmly established as a DC character we can at last start having some important power level conversations
barootes.bsky.social
Congratulations!

And well-deserved, of course
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barootes.bsky.social
In Newfoundland English, to say "I'm drove" or even "I'm right drove" is to say one is fed up, has had enough, is quite frustrated.
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meganlcook.bsky.social
TBH, I went into this profession believing there would be a lot more overlap between "reading books" and "being an English professor" than there actually is. Sending emails, managing spreadsheets, handing tissues to weeping people: yes. Reading books, or substantial portions thereof, not so much.
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sonjadrimmer.bsky.social
People think the first thing Gutenberg printed was the Bible. This is false. The first things he printed were a political prophecy, propaganda about the Turks’ threat to Christendom, & a popular school text. If you want a parallel to AI, that’s it: making $ from conspiracies, racism, & school slop.
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linkletter.org
F12 will also lock you out of a Proctorio exam. Miss the backspace key and you're screwed.
linkletter.org
Just learned that CTRL+F will lock you out of a Proctorio exam. That's an accessibility barrier.
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emmettmacfarlane.com
I will forever find the idea that you can't find equally qualified (maybe even more qualified) people for half the price in pretty much any of these positions, such as CEOs for state agencies, university presidents, etc. etc. etc., to be total bullshit. Overpaid and unjustifiably so.
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barootes.bsky.social
"Yeah, I'm from Forest Hill, but, like, the rough part. Like, closer to St Clair."
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davehitchcock.bsky.social
Hugely expensive to start up, satellite campuses then tend to trundle along for say 5 or 10 years before running face first into political winds, policy change, or the shifting priorities of a new leadership team at home base. The deals required to get staff to up stakes and go = also huge.
davidandress.bsky.social
"Global Britain" confirms that its actual message to the globe is "We want your money, we don't want you."